The latest in Tom Byron's series that focuses on ladies with a bit to spare back there The Best Of Lord Of Asses features some of the finest scenes from volumes nine through thirteen of the long running Lord Of Asses series. Byron's cherry picked some of the best girls in the business for this collection, and the results are pretty damn impressive. Each scene starts off the same way as the one before it - with a fairly simply opening tease before heading into the more hardcore action - and Tom himself is the male star in each scene. So without further ado, here's a look:
Scene 1 - Rita Faltoyano: This beautiful, dark haired Hungarian hottie plays with her tits and teases us a bit before Tom comes into the room. She drops to her knees and lavishes his cock with lots of oral love, taking her time and really getting into sucking him off. He lies back and she rides him cowgirl on the couch for a few minutes before they switch it up and she gets on all fours in front of him so that he can fuck her up the ass while she rubs her clit. From there, she's back on top of him, cowgirl again, though anally this time and giving us a nice look at her plump rump as she works it. She sucks his cock again and plays with his balls and soon enough he shoots his load into her mouth and she sucks him to a big ball draining finish.
Scene 2 - Bree Olsen: Cute, perky blonde Bree gets prominent placement on the cover not only because her star is on the rise but because she's one of the hottest girls in this collection of completely hot girls. She gives us a look at her ass to get things started and plays with her nicely groomed snatch for the camera. Tom comes in and she drops to her knees and blows him. From there she gets on all fours and he licks her snatch and ass from behind while she uses her fingers on herself. He flips her over and keeps going down until it's time to fuck her up the ass, at which point she lifts her ankles to her ears and gives him full access while she rubs her snatch. He flips her over and fucks her ass from behind while she's bent over the bed, and then she rides him anally reverse cowgirl style and then regular old cowgirl style. She drops to her knees one more time and he strokes off into her mouth.
Scene 3 - Jenna Haze: Pretty, perky, brown haired Jenna Haze, after her tease, sucks Tom's cock while kneeling on the floor in front of him. He takes her bikini bottom off, bends her over and eats her ass and pussy from behind while she smacks her cheeks and talks dirty to him. She blows him again and then rides him cowgirl style for a few. He flips her over onto her back and shifts gears on her, fucking her up the ass slowly at first and then building up speed. He lifts her up and she rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl for a few minutes, shouting at him and talking dirtier and dirtier. He pulls out and she gets on the floor in front of him and sucks his prick until he spurts his jizz into her mouth.
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Scene 4 - Flower Tucci: Fleshy rumped dirty girl Flower Tucci shows off her lovely blonde hair in the sun before taking her clothes off and teasing us at the pool side. She heads inside and Tom is there. She basically smothers his face with those big cheeks of hers and he dives right in. She rides him reverse cowgirl to get warmed up and then pulls off to head south and suck herself off of his pole. She climbs back on top of him and fingers her ass while she rides him cowgirl style, and then she rolls over onto her back so that he can fuck her asshole while she works her clit to a wet, squirting frenzy. She gets on top and rides him cowgirl again, vaginally this time, and then anally. She spins around for some reverse cowgirl anal entry and then bends over so he can use the back door from behind. He pulls out and she sucks him off and he blows his load into her mouth.
Scene 5 - August: August teases us near a water fall but is soon out of her blue bikini and indoors where, after a brief interview, she's got Tom's cock deep down her throat. After she blows him and rubs her tits all over his dong, she slips him into her cooch and rides him cowgirl and reverse. Vaginal soon gives way to anal, however - this is Lord Of The Asses after all! - she gets down on all fours and he works his way in there. They go at it from a few different positions and then eventually Tom pulls out and cums into her mouth. Are you seeing the formula here yet?
Scene 6 - Brianna Love: Blonde cutie Brianna shakes her sizeable cheeks for the camera before disrobing and gobbling Tom's cock like a starving animal, showing no qualms whatsoever about looking longingly into the camera while she does it. He returns the oral favors and tongues her asshole before getting her on all fours and fucking her shaved box from behind. Tom flips her over on the couch and shifts gears, slipping his cock up her ass and giving it to her from that angle before turning her over again and fucking that ass doggy style. She rides him, anally, cowgirl and then takes him up her ass again while on her back with her legs up and soon enough he pulls out and gets her on her knees in front of him so that he can jerk off all over her face and supple, tiny A-cups.
Scene 7 - Nikita Denise: Dark haired and tattooed, Nikita teases us for a bit, showing off her lovely fat ass as it's crammed inside some black lingerie. Tom comes into the frame and like the girls before her, she blows him. She rides him cowgirl style and he smacks those cheeks a bit to get her primed before flipping her onto her back and fucking her up the ass while she fingers her twat. They spoon fuck, he still in her ass and she still in her cunt, and then she's riding him anally cowgirl style. Those massive, lovely cheeks bounce hypnotically and once he pops out of her she sucks him to a finish into her mouth and onto her tongue.
Scene 8 - Sasha Grey: Saving the best for last, we're treated to a scene with the lovely, talented and understandably popular Ms. Grey (damn but isn't she sexy?) in which she starts her performance by flaunting what the good lord blessed her with atop a fancy white bed in some black and white striped lingerie. She plays with herself a bit until Tom comes in at which point she follows suit and sucks his cock. He gets her on all fours and devours her asshole and pussy from behind while she works her cunt with her fingers and gives us a really nice look at the goods. Before you know it, she's on top of him riding him cowgirl style but once that's over and done with she's on her back with her legs spread and his dick up her ass. She gets down on all fours for some doggy style deep dicking in her back door and then she's on top of him again, cowgirl style, before they spoon fuck, anally of course, on the bed. Sasha, like so many who came before her , drops to her knees and sucks Tom off until he comes in her mouth and ends both the scene and the feature.
This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullframe transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.
Aside from a photo gallery, some trailers and a web-link, there is a ten minute interview with Tom Byron himself. Tom talks about getting into the industry in 1982 while driving around in a car answering questions from an off camera interviewer. He talks about how he had a music degree when he left college and then talks about what got him into the business. He then shares some amusing stories about his early days and then talks about some of his more modern work, in addition to how he learned to fuck in front of the camera, describing himself as 'practically' a virgin when he came into the movie and shot his first scene in Anything Goes.
Ass fans, this one is for you. Tom Byron has done a fine job collecting some of the hottest clips with the hottest girls from his Lord Of Asses line and slapped them together on one shiny disc just for you. It's all killer, no filler and there's not a single scene on this disc that's below average while most of them rank as fairly scorching. Top quality talent, some fine and infectious enthusiasm and decent camera work make this one very easy to highly recommend.