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Cheers: A XXX Parody


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 5/30/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Cheers: A XXX Parody
New Sensations

Directed by Lee Roy Myers

Running Time: 172 Minutes

Special Features:
Shot in HD
Widescreen Enhanced for 16 x 9
Dolby Digital
Behind the Scenes (27 minute feature, with some decent interviews about how they got the parts and stuff, and some interesting questions from the person with the camera, some bad advice about drinking and driving, and how they did the alcohol)
Bonus Scene with Alexis Texas (23 minutes, from Naughty Cheerleaders Club)
Outtakes (8 minutes of messed up lines)
Cumshot Recap
Trailers (9 trailers with some of their other big parodies)
IPOD compatible format
Chapter Index
Photo Gallery
Full Motion Menus
Web Trailer
Party Version: 60 min cut of film, with just a taste of the hardcore action (shorter sex scenes)

Starring:

Monique Alexander
Alexis Texas
Sara Stone
Suzanne Kelly
Katie St Ives
Annabelle Lee
Amber Swift
Mr Pete
Joel Lawrence
Evan Stone
Otto Bauer

Overall Thoughts:

So I remember watching Cheers when it was on TV, so I was interested in seeing what a porn parody of it would be like. I think they did a good job of picking the cast ,some very good choices, plus they did a great job building the atmosphere of the bar. The story was also very similar to your average episode of the show, but with some changes in the dialogue. I though the non sex parts were really funny, but I have to say that the sex parts were nothing too special. The only scene that I thought was good, was the one between Monique and Joel, they did a really good job of portraying Sam and Diane and all of the sexual tension. I feel that Evan, playing as Cliff was the only character to really keep in character during his sex scene. I am not sure I am expecting too much in this parody. There were no issues with the audio during the movie, but there were some minor issues with the video quality. It seemed like with the camera they were using, the upper left part of the scene would always be a little fuzzy and somewhat distracting. The special features were a high point, you get a good amount of stuff with this feature, including a shorter version of the film, a decent BTS and even an Ipod version so you can watch it on the go. So great job with those, so I think I am going to give this a RECOMMEND rating, the very vanilla sex and some video issues, keep this from getting a higher rating. But if you are a fan of Cheers, I am sure you already have picked this up or watched it.

Scene One: Suzanne Kelly and Joel Lawrence (Sam)

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The movie starts with a really good opening montage that looks like the old one from Cheers. And it starts the way most of the episodes do, with Norm walking in and everyone yelling out his name. After some funny banter between everyone, Cliff tries to score with a lovely lady in the bar, but he fails. Then Sam sweeps in and works his magic on her and soon enough they are in his office and the sex has begun. Sam's pants are off and she begins to suck on his cock, until he is ready to return the favor. After the oral fun has ended he begins to fuck her on his desk. She then ends up bent over the desk and he continues to fuck away. The sex on the desk continues with some spoon action, but they soon move to the couch and she rides him in cowgirl. But he really likes the desk, so she is on her back on the desk and continues to fuck her until he pulls out and gives her a money shot over her face and chest.

Scene Two: Alexis Texas (Lilith) and Otto Bauer (Frasier)

After Sam is done with the random bar girl, Frasier notices that he doesn't seem to be too happy even though he just got done having sex. He tells him that he feels the reason that he is depressed is because he wants Diane, and after a shoot down from Diane, he comes to the conclusion that maybe if he gets rid of his car, maybe she will have sex with him. Frasier offers to buy the car, and after much thinking he does, and then Frasier decides to go home and show his wife the sportier version of him. She seems to really like the new him, cause she is on the bed and giving him some oral on the bed. She continues with the oral as he clothes off and then she climbs on the bed and lets him return the favor, with his tongue and fingers. Next up he begins to fuck her on the bed, until she repeatedly tells him that she wants to ride his dick, so she does. For those fans of booty bouncing, these next few minutes are for you, enjoy. She flips around and continues to ride him, and at this point you realize she is going to talk a lot during this scene. Next up she deep throats him with a few slaps on the head from to help her out. But soon it's back to fucking, this time in the spoon position, which leads to some POV face fucking. After some spit gets on the camera lens, he starts to fuck her doggy style and even her pussy is making a lot of noise too. The scene ends with a money shot on her big ass.

Scene Three: Katie St Ives and Evan Stone (Cliff)

Back at the bar, Sam tells Diane that the car is gone, but she still wants nothing to do with him. This time it's his cologne, so he decides to give his bottle of cologne to Cliff, at first he is hesitant, but he ends up taking it. He douses himself with it and decides to see if will help him get the ladies. And boy does it ever work. She throws him on the pool table and begins to suck his cock. And after a long and very wet oral session, it's his turn to return the favor. After he does a great job on her, she wants his dick, and like a good postman, he delivers, yeah I had to go there. After that he continues to deliver, this time in k9 style, that was his line, not mine. He then ends up picking her up and lets her ride him while he sits on the chair, but then they both end up on the floor, as she continues to ride him. Once again there is a few minutes of some booty bouncing. After she performs some more oral, they climb on the pool table and they continue to fuck, in the spoon position. The scene ends as his delivers his package all over her face.

Scene Four: Amber Swift (Gina) and Annabelle Lee (Carla)

Back at the bar, the car and cologne are gone, but she is still playing hard to get. Her complaint this time is that he is shallow. Woody gives him his mirror and brush, so his next idea is that maybe if he gets rid of all his hair products that will get her into bed. He gives it all to Carla, and she makes some references that she may use the brush as a sex toy later. He lets Diane know he got rid of it all, and yet she still turns him down due to his gaggle of women. So his next move is to give Woody his black book. So he calls one of his ladies and he has a date for when his parents come in town. Carla comes back and she ends up chatting a lovely redhead, Gina at the bar, and at first she is not interested until she kisses her, then she is in for the fun. Turns out that Sam's hair care products work on everyone. So they go into the back room and begin to kiss and take each other's clothes off on the pool table. She takes on Carla's pants and begins to play with her pussy, with her tongue and fingers, as she is bent over on the pool table. Carla takes off Gina's clothes, but she is soon on her back once again as Gina continues to please her. But Carla wants a piece of the action too, so she puts Gina on the pool table and begins to please her pussy, with her tongue and fingers. But the girls have enough with the fingers, Gina breaks out the penis shaped dildo and uses it on Carla. After a very long time on Carla, Carla finally gets to use a giant pink dildo (which she can only fit maybe an inch into her) on her, these ladies don't mess around. But quickly Gina is back working on Carla again with the dildo. The scene ends with the girls kissing and Carla says she might have a hard time going back to men.

Scene Five: Monique Alexander (Diane) and Joel Lawrence (Sam)

Back to the bar, Sam leads Diane into his office and he tries to explain to her what she is putting him through. They begin to exchange insults until they get so turned on by each other, that they can't help to start kissing and taking off clothes. Diane starts things off by giving him so oral. But Sam wants to get a shot at Diane, so she pulls her panties off and lets him please her pussy. And yes folks she is rocking the shoulder pads, and that was a boom mic you saw for a few seconds too. Diane ends up climbing on top of Sam on the couch and begins to ride him, as he gets a few ass slaps in. After a somewhat short ride, they switch up to some spoon, still on his couch. After a few attempts he finally gets her to flip over so he can get some doggy style going. After some more cowgirl, oral and doggy, the scene ends with his money shot over her back and ass.

Scene Six: Sarah Stone and Mr Pete (Woody)

Back at the bar, it's closing time, and people are slowly clearing out the bar. Woody is the last to leave, but before he does, his date shows up, but it's a different girl, but he doesn't seem to mind. She tries to seduce him, but it takes a bit for him to catch on. He first gets to play with her huge boobs before she moves on and starts to play whack a woody on his penis. Who knew it would be so wet and sloppy. He gets to titty fuck her a bit before he bends her over and begins to play with her pussy with his tongue and fingers until he starts to fuck her doggy style as she leans on the bar. After some more fucking on the barstool, they move to the ground so she can ride on top of him. She turns around so he can play with her tits while she rides him. After some pretty hard spoon fucking, he once again titty fucks her until he gives her a money shot all over her tits. And we get one last joke as we find out her name is Rebecca and she wants to buy the bar.




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