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Big Butt TV

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 6/6/10

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Studio: Wicked Pictures
Director: Mark Stone
Genre: Big Ass

Category: All Sex/Compilation

Production Year: 2009 - Released 11/25/2009

Length: 2:02

Condoms: Yes

Performers: Britney Stevens, Brooke Haven, Charlotte Vale, Crista Moore, Evie Delatosso,
Zoe Britton

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The Movie: A guy has just gotten Big Butt TV and he uses a special button to make the women appear in his apartment 3D style but without 3D glasses. 

The DVD - compilation of scene imagined to come from a program called Bib Butt TV

Audio/Video: Shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround

        Bonus sex scene with Kristina Rose from The Legend of the Magic Taco
        Photo Gallery
        Promo Reel

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Scene 1: The dufus with the remote tunes to the channel with sexy women after having had a bird and an alien leap from the television out to his living room (on sticks, of course: the special effects are not). Charlotte Vale and Mr. Pete begin getting it on in some sort of pseudo futuristic capsule set. Charlotte is an attractive redhead with a nice body and she lets the guy finger her ass hole plenty. She blows him and they fuck doggy-style and then a couple other positions before he slides his condom-covered cock into her ass. The action is good with various positions of anal sex taking place and the close-ups are hot. He shoots on her mouth while she looks at the camera in a finale that is good, but not great.

Scene 2: Brooke Haven is next and the viewer has a friend now present so he can
show the TV off to him.  She bares her tits and leans out of the television to give the guys a closer view. She then turns to a set with a couch where a guy appears and starts kissing her and feeling those huge knockers she is famous for. The sex is adequate; Brooke is
nice to look at; but the guy is not much and she herself is barely into the scene. Tepid would be how I would describe this effort. 

Scene 3: Big Butt Western is the next program and this one stars Christa Moore and Nick Manning in a room with a "western motif." Christa is real hot with big boobs and almost yellow/white hair--very much a bleached surfer look. Nick seems to chew on her like he's hungry or something. He bangs and eats her with gusto and while doing so her big nipples are beautiful to behold. As he does so he seems to take on a wild man persona that is disconcerting and which takes away from enjoying the sex. While she is doing him he bares his teeth like a werewolf and it is equally over the top and detracts from the sex. What is with this guy? The final popshot to the mouth is high in volume and focuses on Christa's face and all of the goo rather than Mr. Manning's agonized attempts at acting, or, whatever it is he is doing.

Scene 4: Another dude is with the viewer now and they are chowing down on a bunch
of food that makes men look like pigs. Brittney Stevens, Mick Blue and James Deen are in a threesome here and do a DP in a dungeon set  with Brittney in a latex dom outfit. One shoots on her butt and then in other in her mouth. Not much excitement, just a lot of motion.  

Scene 5: Evie Delatosso and Zoe Britton are pulled through the television by the guys and start with a double-headed dildo while the fat guys get naked to jerk off, squirting mustard and chocolate syrup over each other! This is pretty bad... I really can't go on except to say the girl-girl action was ok but the image of those idiots never left my head. Bad stuff here.

The Ending -  

What Worked: The scene with Charlotte and the camera work was very good

What Didn't: Most everything else.

Final Thoughts: Big Butt TV just doesn't make the grade. The BTS shows more eroticism and the girls more titillating than the feature, but who wants to pay for 22-minutes of that? Skip it.

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