There are also trailers for Roulette,
Nostalgia, and Speakeasy.
The video quality is mostly pretty well
done. The exception is any scene shot in the bathroom. The lighting
in that room is very poor and it looks like they tried to brighten it
up post filming. The result is a couple of very grainy oddly colored
sex scenes. But this is indie porn so you can't expect any high
definition or fantastic lighting. However, it is shot in widescreen.
Jae and Joline Parton
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These are the two bigger ladies of the
shoot and they are both amazingly beautiful and sexy. God it is hard
to not just be like "OMG HAWT." I told you this was going to be
difficult. Anyhoo ... I feel like chubby girls always try to cover up
their tummies in porn. Like we just don't want to see that part of
them for some reason. I'm happy to report that neither of these
ladies does that. We get to see all of them!
This scene feels a bit softer than most
of the other scenes. There's a lot of slapping and flogging and
whatnot in the other scenes, but this one feels less BDSM focused and
more soft and slow. It's nice to get a little softer in between all the slapping otherwise the slapping loses it's power.
In this scene Jae and Joline get each other naked,
kiss a lot, and fuck. It should be mentioned that I love the way that
Joline cums. Delish!
At this point in the porn several of
the actors go outside for a smoke break. Ew! Not sexy and now
everyone smells bad! I wish they hadn't included this. I guess it's just part of the realism. Other breaks between scenes include makeout sessions, chatting about how revolutionary queer porn is, and eating pizza. I prefer all of these above smoke breaks. Great for those of you who think smoking is sexy though!
Carson and Puck Goodfellow with a guest
appearance by Tina Horn
In this scene we get to see Carson
beating Puck with a crop and telling him exactly how she likes her
cock sucked. This is the first time Puck has sucked cock and he does
a great job even if he doesn't always follow directions well.
But following directions isn't all it's cracked up to be when you can
get smacked around when you don't. Then Tina shows up and Puck sucks
her cock too while Carson holds Tina from behind. After a few
minutes, Tina proclaims that that is enough and walks out of the
room.This is oh so Tina. There's also some pretty amazing one handed double cock stroking in this scene.
Sophia and Tina Horn
This scene starts with Sophia putting
her cock on in front of a full length mirror, laying down on a bed,
and stroking her cock. Then Tina walks in, as she tends to do, and
tells Sophia that she's beautiful. The two start kissing. They're
both strapping and spend most of the scene stroking their own cocks
while staring at each other. This scene was a bit odd to me. I mean I
can enjoy some silicone cock stroking, but this just didn't do it for
me. Although I did love when Tina crawled on top of Sophia to titty
Eventually Sophia takes her cock off
and breaks out the Lelo Gigi for some fun times. She fucks herself
with the toy while stroking Tina's cock until she cums. This is probably my least favorite scene, but it still ends well.
Scene 5: Carson and Joline
This scene takes place in the bathroom which is the only place in the house with absolutely awful lighting. The bathroom scenes are really the only reason I can't make this film an XCritic pick. Damn you bad lighting!
After watching this flick I have such a crush on both of these women. They are so gorgeous and so my type but in completely different ways. Damnit, there I go again just going on and on about hotness.
Anyways, there's kissing, tit slapping, spanking, and Carson finger fucks Joline. It's so intense that Joline has to bite down on a rolled up washcloth while Carson works her magic. Then out comes a Lelo Iris (they loved the Lelo in this flick! Can you blame them? Awesome toys!) which Carson uses to push Joline over the edge.
I was really hoping that Joline sitting on the edge of the tub facing inwards was a safety measure for some massive squirting, but alas there was none.
Scene 6: Sophia and Puck
Sophia and Puck are in the photo room. I've left most scenes in the photo room out of this description because it's often a lot of talking and a little bit of goofing off. They're totally worth watching, but there's already so much to talk about in this movie! This scene doesn't contain any fucking, but there is a really hot makeout session between these two that starts with some berries and ends with the two on the ground and Sophia almost completely naked. Very intensely hot.
Tina, Jae, and Joline
Tina dons some black leather gloves with which to smack Joline's ass better. At first, Jae just sits by and watches, but soon enough Jae strips down, braces herself on the bookshelf, and receives a proper flogging from Tina. But what fun is that when you have two sexy ladies who want to be beaten? Jae and Joline get on the floor next to each other with their asses up in the air and Tina shows her master flogging skills by beating both women's asses at once. Although they are soon too distracted to continue because there is a gangbang going on in the room right next to them. All three stop and take in the sights.
Scene 8: Truth or Dare (Whole Cast)
All that sex will make you really hungry I'm sure so the cast breaks for pizza. But when you get all of these sexy folks into one room you know something is going to happen. A game of truth or dare breaks out which results in Carson eating pizza off of Tina's ass, Tina giving Puck a pizza blowjob and Joline being on the receiving end of everyone kissing and stroking her. Joline looks like she's in heaven!
Sophia, Carson, Sarah, and Puck
This is pretty much a gang bang scene. Puck, Carson, and Sarah are all strapped and they all get a piece of Sophia. For being in her first porn, she's seeing a hell of a lot of hot action. It's difficult to even describe all the action, but Sophia takes it all like a champ. She's giving blowjobs, getting fucked in a number of different positions, having her tits sucked, a hitachi on her clit. Puck and Carson take over most of the work on Sophia while Sarah watches and masturbates on the sidelines. Although Sarah does do a bit of work on Sophia as well.
It's all so hot that Puck has to jerk off as well. He pulls down his cock and strokes his genitals. Then the foursome pairs off Carson fucking Sophia and Puck fucking Sarah. Sarah cums and then Sophia. Both cum pretty damn hard and everyone looks all blissful and worn out afterword.
Scene 10: Carson and Tina
We're back in the horridly lit bathroom for this scene. Too bad too because these two are both so aggressively sexual and the chemistry is awesome. Plus they're wearing leather jackets! Carson in black and Tina in white like some battle between good and evil. Or maybe that's just a bit too deep for porn.
There's some passionate making out and face, tit, ass, and pussy smacking. So amazingly hot, but wait a minute here. There's harp music in the background? WTF!?! Seriously? Why? This music does not belong in this scene! These are two women going at each other and there are harps? Odd.
Anyways, Carson finger fucks Tina and goes 4 fingers in. You know they totally had to cut the fisting out because there had to be some here. They're both so into it that they're sweating like crazy and the leather jackets have to come off. Tina then lays in the tub with Carson between her legs. Carson fucks Tina with both hands (8 fingers, no thumbs) hard until Tina cums.
This scene should have been so perfect if it wasn't for the bad lighting and harp music.
Puck, Joline, and Jae
This scene starts with Joline straddling and making out with Puck while Jae tends to his boots. Joline then rips Puck's shirt off and drags a sharp looking knife over his body.
Satisfied with the job she's done on his boots, Jae removes them and tends to Puck's feet.
Puck then fucks Joline in a number of different positions while Jae watches from a chair and masturbates. Joline cums and then looks blissful and exhausted. This is starting to become a trend as all players start to become warn out from all the sex and orgasms.
A naked Puck then lies on the floor while the two sexy ladies service him. There's kissing and genital stroking. But Puck doesn't tend to take things lying down well. He has to be bringing pleasure even when he's getting it. He finger fucks Jae's pussy. There's some more cumming and some more blissed out exhaustion.
At this point the whole cast wanders in to all take a nap on the floor; a sea of naked post-orgasmic sweaty bodies.
Final Thoughts: I love this porno. All of the players are super hot and have amazing chemistry with each other. This is seriously the first time I've ever watched a porn where I thought every single person in it was totally doable. The sex is real and unscripted. This is pretty much what happens when you put a bunch of sexy queers in a house and tell them to go at it: tons and tons of sex. You also get to know the actors a bit as well as they talk to each other and to the camera. These are all beautiful, political, intelligent people who love sex and it shows. Unfortunately, the bad bathroom lighting means I can't make this an XCritic Pick like I'd like to do. Instead, I highly recommend it. You should really own this flick. I know I'm glad that I do.