Cast: Sara Sloane, Francesca Le, Monique Alexander, Raylene, Ann Marie Rios, Brooke Haven, Krissy Lynn, McKenzee Miles, Mason Moore, Kayme Kai
Length: 98:37 minutes
Ann Marie Rios sure liked Monique Alexander and her Evolved Novelties toys
Date of Production: 2010
Mason Moore was also enthusiastic
Extras: The best extra was the 25:06 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that gave the ladies more screen time as they oiled up and hung out on set, some interview footage included as well. There was a photogallery, a slipcover, and some trailers too.
Sara Sloane was defiantly turned on
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Oil, it does a hotty good!
Audio/Video Quality: Slick Ass Girls was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with a 1.78:1 aspect ratio as shot by director Ray Bones for Diabolic as offered in 480 resolution using the MPEG-2 codec for this standard definition release. The action included decent lighting, helping eliminate most visual flaws with the production, though there were a few compression artifacts. There was some grain too but the video bitrate was high, coming in at around 5.9 Mbps when checked, the editing a bit on the unpolished side but otherwise looking good. The lighting was consistent but the camera was far too often handled with a strong leaning towards close ups. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English at 192 Kbps and with a 48 kHz sampling rate without any separation or elevated dynamic range, the microphone on the camera apparently doing what was needed to hear the ladies closest to the director. In all then, it was definitely a movie made with the visuals taking precedence over the aural portions of the show.
Body of Review: Ray Bones is yet another porn directing name for a guy already known for his work under a few different names (Danny Case/Pat Myne) when he shoots for Diabolic. As evidenced by his years of work at other companies, he tends to like attractive women with ample curves all dolled up in sexy lingerie or in oil, my own tastes running concurrent with his. While Ray is prolific in terms of performing and directing all over the place, his latest release for the company is called Slick Ass Girls. The theme of the movie is simple enough in that it casts ten performers (Sloane, Francesca Le, Monique Alexander, Raylene, Ann Marie Rios, Brooke Haven, Krissy Lynn, McKenzee Miles, Mason Moore, Kayme Kai) and puts them in a large room with a sheet laid out, the gals broken up into two teams (signified by half wearing yellow booty shorts and the other half wearing yellow booty shorts; all of them wearing short crop top t-shirts that reveal the bottom half of their tits. Each gal is handed a bottle full of oil and water to spray liberally on each other too, the resulting tease and lesbian action enough to bring a smile to the late, great Jim Holliday's face. Unlike most such fuck flicks, there was only one scene that showed the ladies wandering from small groups of others they were attracted to, no formal pairing off provided as is standard. There were no men, no condoms, no genetic juice or population pudding, and only a few select toys from the Evolved Novelty line (the box cover mentioning some of them) so my need to detail exactly who did what to whom was truncated greatly, suffice it to say that all of them provided some ample chemistry and energy, standout performances by Francesca Le, Mason Moore, and Sara Sloane leading the pack most of the time.
Mason Moore gets better all the time, ask Brooke Haven...
Summary: Slick Ass Girls by director Ray Bones for Diabolic showed all the things I like about Ray's works of the past in terms of the oil, the selection of ladies, and the degree of fun factor provided to add some replay value and strokability. Lacking a narrowly drawn selection of scenes meant that I could catch different things each time I watched it too, the gals taking advantage of the opportunities to feel each other up, go down on each other (with a lot of rimming included), and find suitable partners rather than be halfheartedly stuck with those they didn't care for so I rated this one as at least a Recommended or better, fans of the specific ladies or drawn out lesbian orgies should elevate that status to a "must have" level. In short then, Slick Ass Girls was heated, passionate, and nearly random in nature with only minor issues such as Pat talking a lot at times or the camera too focused on close up shots when a medium shot might have worked better lowering the score for me. The BTS was decent too, my wish that it was done outside (sunlight always looks better than artificial lighting) not as big a factor this time. If you like oiled up hotties going at one another, you're going to adore this movie!
Suck those toes!
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