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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/21/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Zero Tolerance/Pop Porn

Genre: Comedy

Directors: Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs

Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Dane Cross, Andy San Dimas, Vin Vericose, Katie St. Ives, Tom Byron, Lexi Belle, Mick Blue, Sparky Sin Claire, James Deen

Non-sex role: Spock Buckton

Kagney Linn Karter

Length: 132:09 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The best extra was the 24:34 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast and crew made a lot of jokes, little attention paid to making the feature especially linear but it was definitely entertaining, particularly when Mike Quasar arrived. Then came a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes. The cover was two sided and there was a slip case but the Blooper Reel lasting 6:46 minutes was also pretty decent, the cast flubbing their lines quite a bit.

Andy San Dimas

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Delinquents was presented in an anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 as shot by directors Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs for Zero Tolerance. The standard definition version was encoded in MPEG-2 as expected and the video bitrate tended toward the high side with 6.2 Mbps when I spot checked it several times. Mike took care of "spiritual guidance" and Nate Liquor handled the cameras quite well, the look of the sex scenes very sharp and crisp just as the dialogue portions were just long enough (and funny enough) to add entertainment value. The lighting was proper to ensure the colors and fleshtones coming across well with the minimal video noise & grain never an issue during the sexual portions of the flick. The camera angles and editing (by Meat Ball) enhanced the look of the ladies too, resulting in just the right balance of what one should expect for this type of movie. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English, the sampling rate clocking in at 48 kHz with the audio bitrate set at 192 Kbps. The voices were sometimes on the low side but the special effects and music seemed balanced nicely with them, the overall aural experience on the modest side as expected but not a major area of contention in terms of weakening the final product.

Katie St. Ives

Body of Review: Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs might be best known for their starring roles at the popular Pop Porn website but their directing gig at Zero Tolerance has really paid off in terms of making some of the most original porn comedies available. Their latest release is called Delinquents, my take on the flick is that it was a parody of another company's attempt at school sex earlier in the year. The lead male is Spock himself, playing a crazy teacher with all sorts of mental instabilities, as he interacts with the weirdo students sent to his detention hall. The ladies were physically appealing, especially Kagney Linn Karter and Lexi Belle, just as Tom Byron again proves he has what it takes to bring it home in his teacher role. Those of you that just want the sex will be happy that there was not a whole lot of dialogue going on too, the sexual elements played up compared to other fuck flicks in the genre. The back cover described the movie like this: "Good girls gone bad and answers the age old question of whether filthy girls just doing what comes naturally. These delinquents are stuck in detention for offering their asses around campus - and bad girls should be punished repeatedly for their naughty behavior! Guaranteed to keep you cumming and laughing at the same time, the jizz-filled comedy will satisfy all of your naughty school girl fantasies and then some." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lexi Belle

Scene One: Kagney Linn Karter, the hotty blond seen on the right side of the front cover, was up first as the babe in need of some help on a difficult project in the library. She was busting out of her bra and skimpy shirt, pleading with geek Dane Cross for his assistance, offering him a blowjob. He prattled on in Star Wars lingo while she dropped down beneath the table to pull down his pants and start inhaling his modest package, the loser at a loss for words as she stuck her ass in the air and went for it. Kagney has always been an active oralist but she seemed to enjoy spreading her legs even more, her most active vaginal positions generally displayed when she was on top instead of all of them. Her dirty talk enhanced the moment and she did some decent taste testing, the guy jerking out his genetic juice to a book before she finished him off with a parting hummer. Kagney looked at the camera too much but was otherwise great in her role.

Sparky Sin Claire with James Deen

Scene Two: Andy San Dimas, the punk chick sitting down on the middle of the cover, was up next in the boy's room with Vin Vericose, the dude going over his latest score. She was wearing a half shirt that barely covered her tits and blue jean shorts that hugged her ass tightly while he was dressed in standard mope clothing. He tore off her clothes fairly quickly and played with her ass but she was intent on blowing him, following the same pattern as before. Using her hand to gland combat and lots of saliva, he worked his cock into a turgid state, maintaining eye contact as she pit on his pecker and readied him for the vaginal pounding she was about to receive. She was an even more active rider than Kagney and her dirty talk was also an upgrade, the lady pumping herself on his dick like crazy and doing taste testing as if it turned her on. The scene then ended when she took matters into her own hand to jerk him off into her mouth, his wad of population pudding going all over her face and body.

Scene Three: Katie St. Ives, the cute gal squatting on the front cover, was up next as she took on teacher Tom Byron in a classroom. His ability to portray a burnout teacher was among the best you will find in a modern porno, Katie quizzing him about his former band status until she reached out to grab his package. They kissed and undid each other's clothing, her fresh young tits pouring out much like his well known member came out of his pants. Katie knelt before him to receive him in her mouth too, her laughter punctuating her enthusiasm as she gobbled him up orally. She used her hand and mouth in conjunction too, focusing her attention solely on his cock, some streamers flying as she continued her oral assault on his pecker. Tom went down on her briefly too but only briefly, preferring to pork her pussy as she moaned in pleasure. Katie was active when she was on top of him, her pussy sopping wet as she pushed to meet his thrusts and worked his dick inside of her. It ended when he launched his load of semen on her tits, some post coital head closing things out.

Scene Four: Lexi Belle, the lean blond in the red crop top on the front cover, was up next as she seduced Mick Blue, the man looking for his daughter as he drove along the roadway where she was standing in her blue dress. The homage to music videos was cute but she was even cuter when she wrapped her lips around his cock, pulling it out of his pants to savor the taste. Lexi is an outstanding oralist but she did not give him a chance to reciprocate, slobbing his knob and then climbing aboard it to aggressively ride him as her wet pussy allowed. They shared some chemistry and after a few vaginal positions, Mick beat his meat off to her face, his sperm coating her face thoroughly.

Scene Five: Sparky Sin Claire, the cute brunette wearing a schoolgirl outfit on the upper left hand side of the front cover, was up last as she made out with James Deen once detention was over for the day. They kissed and her wealth of tattoos came to light as she ended up down to her red satin bikini undies and plaid skirt, James diddling her to prepare her for some loving. Once warmed up, she gave him a blowjob and jumped on his rod, the vaginal positions varied as she enjoyed the ride they went for. While a basic scene in most aspects, their personal chemistry was high and each seemed to get off, the scene ending when she helped unleash his wad of spew by hand to her mouth, savoring his nut before one last comic touch led to the credits.

Summary: Delinquents by directors Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs for Zero Tolerance again reminds us that the added value of their products takes for granted that a great cast is necessary, that heated sexual exploits are mandatory, and that solid technical values are important for a top notch fuck flick and go it one better by adding some of their well received humor to ice the cake. Rather than focus on lengthy dialogue of a meaningless nature (to offer what Mike Quasar calls "fast forward fodder"), it was kept simple and to the point here, never getting in the way of the sex to make this a lot of fun to watch, laugh, and yes, to get off to so I rated it as a minimum of a Recommended, even better if you are a fan of the specific cast pairings. In short, Delinquents proves that a little bit of silliness can elevate the replay value of a porno, the wisdom of starting off strong with a superior cast not lost on this reviewer.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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