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Superstars of Porno Vol. 1


Studio: VCX » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 6/23/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

VCX/Cal Vista's aptly titled The Superstars Of Porno Volume One is a pretty decent collection of clips taken from the company's extensive library of vintage adult films made in the early eighties. They've lined up a pretty rock solid roster of talent here, as a quick look through the scene break down will prove, but those expecting the context that a feature can provide for the sex will be disappointed. Still, as a primer or for those looking for some quick and easy spank material from the golden age of smut, it's not a bad offering at all. So without further ado...

Scene 1 - Kay Parker And Jon Martin: When this scene starts, the original MILF is in a bed with a cock crammed down her throat. Her partner gets on his back an once she's done sucking him off she climbs on top of him and rids him cowgirl style, those gorgeous natural breasts swinging hypnotically. She gets on her back and he gives her some missionary style deep dick action and then pulls out just in time to shoot a load across her world famous super tits. They end the scene with a kiss.

Scene 2 - Taija Rae With Lois Ayres And Jerry Butler: When this clip begins, Jerry's got his dick up inside Taija's mouth and she gives him a pretty professional looking blowjob. Lois gets in on the action and kiss him while Taija jerks him off. He eats Taija out for a bit while Lois sucks her tits for her and then he fucks Taija missionary style. Taija lets him fuck her from behind, doggy style and sucks on Lois' tits for a bit before heading south and licking her snatch. He then moves over to Lois, fucks her bald beaver missionary style, and pulls out shortly thereafter to jerk off onto her pelvis, which Taija dutifully cleans up for the two of them.

Scene 3 - Nina Hartley, Patty Cakes, Ron Jeremy And Taija Rae: Ron's the lucky recipient of another Taija hummer when this scene starts off, the other two girls licking and flicking their way around his body. Ron takes turns fucking the three of them, getting Nina from behind first, giving her a good doggy style work out, before Patty takes her place and gets it from behind while Taija goes down on Nina and then fucks her pussy with a phone receiver! Patty and Nina move into a sixty-nine with Ron up inside Patty while Taija sucks at Ron's pole as he fucks her from behind. He pulls out and jerks off all over Patty's ass, Nina's face and Taija's face to end the scene. Lots of eighties big new wave hair do's and make-up in this one.

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Scene 4 - Bridgette Monet And Dave Cannon: Big titted favorite Ms. Monet is in the back of a car with David. She takes off her top and he rightfully opts to climb boobie mountain with his mouth before heading south and sucking his way through the salmon canyon. He jerks off and she sucks at the head of his prick before getting down on all fours and letting him fuck her bushy twat from behind. She rolls over and gets some missionary style lovin' and then he puts it into her mouth and fucks her face until he comes into her mouth. Yowza. Monet was fucking smoking hot in her prime and this scene just further cements that as fact.

Scene 5 - Mai Lin: Our fifth scene begins when some guy I can't peg has got his face buried in pretty Mai Lin's beaver. They kiss and she strokes his rod and then she sucks his flaccid cock until he's hard. It takes her a little while but he gets there eventually as she really works his balls over with her hands while she goes down on him. He fucks her missionary style but not for long as before you know it he's pulled out and gooped into her pubic mound and ended a scene that, not for Mai Lin's lack of effort, never really catches fire they way it should.

Scene 6 - Bunny Bleu And Harry Reems: The Clown Prince Of Porn is getting head from Bunny when this scene starts and as is the norm with Harry, he seems to be having a pretty good time. He flips her over onto her side and spoon fucks her pussy before flipping her over onto all fours and fucking her doggy style from behind. She sucks his cock for him while she lets him watch her masturbate, which is always a nice and considerate thing to do, and that's where and how he decides to end it - by jerking off into her pretty mouth. Can't really blame him, can you?

Scene 7 - Joanna Storm And Summer Rose: These two eighties hotties are clad in trashy neon lingerie when this scene starts. Summer sucks Joanna's nipples like a starving famished fiend and fingers her like a bitch in heat before eating that pussy like it's a hundred dollar steak dinner. She really goes at it! They trade places and Summer gets her box chowed down upon and fingered quite righteously, and just as it seems they're about to finish, good old Harry Reems pops in, naked as a jay bird, just to say hi. They're pretty stoked to see him so they give him head and then take turns riding him cowgirl style while playing with one another's titties. Joanna gets fucked by Harry from behind while she eats Summer's pussy and then he fucks Summer missionary style, pulling out to let Joanna taste it now and again. He pulls out and blows his load on Summer's nice, lean stomach.

Scene 8 - Amber Lynn And Joey Silvera: Lovely, lovely Amber is giving Joey head when we catch them at it. Once he's primed, she climbs on top of him and rides him cowgirl style. He flips her over and fucks her pussy from behind, grinding into her A-grade ass as best he can, before flipping her onto her side and spoon fucking her. When you realize how hot Amber looks in this scene you can't really blame Joey for pulling out and blowing his load shortly after. You know you wouldn't last more than two minutes either.

Scene 9 - Amber Lynn And Jerry Butler: Amber is giving lucky Jerry head to start this last scene off. She goes down on him like she means it but then pulls off of him to give him a strip tease show. She gets naked and he plays with her tits before she climbs on top of him and rides him cowgirl style for a few minutes. He eats her pussy and she gets pretty into that, and then he fucks her doggy style right there on the couch. She gets him on his back and rides him reverse cowgirl style, and he finishes off by pounding her pussy missionary style and then pulling out and coming on her stomach.

The Video:

Superstars Of Porno is presented in a fullframe transfer, which appears to present the clips in their original aspect ratio. It looks a bit washed out and soft but is otherwise not bad, though some of the darker scenes and night time scenes get muddy. The picture is interlaced but print damage, dirt and debris are never overly problematic despite some instances of heavy grain. There are some really minor instances of macroblocking if you put this under a microscope and look for defects but if you're not watching for such digital anomalies, you probably won't even notice them - just expect some softness here, which looks to be inherent in the source material used for the compilation. Quality does vary a bit from scene to scene but generally is of fair quality. Much of this material appears to have been shot on video, so keep that in mind - eighties era shot on video stuff is only ever going to look so good.

The Audio:

The Dolby Digital Mono soundtrack is a little muffled and not of the best quality, but again, it's taken from an older source material so the limitations of the era's technology are going to be there when that's the case. Dialogue is pretty easy to understand, however, and the background music comes through reasonably clear. There aren't a lot of sound effects used in the collection, mostly just some random moaning and groaning during the action scenes and these are handled just fine as is what little dialogue there is.

The Extras:

Aside from some tacky animated menus, VCX has included four bonus scenes - a clip from Lorelei, a clip from Private Moments, a clip from Perfect Partners and finally a clip from Sex The Hard Way. Rounding out the extras are trailers for The Senator's Daughter, Debbie Does'em All, Aunt Peg's Fulfillment, and Pussycat Ranch , and the Legendary Tribute montage of vintage adult movie clips as well as some animated menus.

Overall:

There's some pretty hot stuff contained in this collection of early eighties era fuck scenes from VXC's massive library of smut. The quality isn't always perfect but it is always watchable and while it's a bit light on extras, the quality of the sex is hot enough to make up for that. There's a reason that these girls are referred to as Superstars Of Porno and this release shows just why that is. Recommended.



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