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Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 6/23/10

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Bartenders by Burning Angel Entertainment


Running Time: 3:48 - 2 Disc Set

Release Date: June 5, 2010

Director: Joanna Angel

Music: Vultures United


Cast: Dana Dearmond, Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien, Kylee Kross, Mason Moore, Moretta Coxxx, Brian Street Team, Evan Stone, James Deen & Mick Blue

The Movie

If you enjoyed the movie "Coyote Ugly", then you will love Burning Angles "Joanna's Ugly Salon", brought to us in nothing less than Joanna Angel's great style. Joanna goes all out again in bringing non stop action sex with great non sex entertainment. You get a total of seven great sex scenes.  The movie takes place in a old warehouse that Joanna converted into a bar to shoot the move. The layout and background are so real and fantastic it helps in making the movie great. In the movie, the bar is facing possible closure due to breaking many health violations. Joanna and her girls do everything possible to make it not happen.

No matter what you are into, Joanna covers it in this DVD. There is everything from girl/girl, anal, double penetration, cum swapping and more. As you read over each scene you will see there is certainly something to please everyone.  Even if you are not into tattoos and piercing you will still want to watch this movie. It's a keeper.


Scene 1 - Joanna Angel and Mick Blue

Scene 1 starts off where Mick Blue enters the bar, when Joanna spots him, she is hot to do him. They go into the back storage room and the action begins with Joanna giving a fuck of a lifetime performance. When Joanna fucks, she fucks and how can you not enjoy those great pussy lips of hers being worked over by Mick's hand that has her giving us a nice squirt. Her sounds, moments and facial expressions and fantastic fucking are at their best. Watching her as Mick fingers and eats out her ass is a shear turn on for anyone. The loveliest sight was a closeup of Mick fucking Joanna in the ass doggie style with her pussy lips below. There is a comical segment right before and after the cum shot so be sure to pay close attention. Once Joanna takes a great facial and some in the mouth, she sucks it dry. The scene ends with Joanna finding out the Mick Blue was the heath inspector and slaps her with 42 violations on the bar.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Anal, Squirting, Doggie, Cowgirl, Facial, CIM,


Scene 2 - Moretta Cox and Brian Street Team

In scene 2 Joanna introduces us to a sexy little newbie Moretta Coxxx. Brian Street Team is watching the bar and when he starts to dance on the bar, everyone but Moretta leaves. She is so turned on by Brian you can see in her cute facial expressions that fucking him is a top priority on her mind. Moretta is very tiny, with a small built frame, tiny and sweet hot little titties and oh so perky nipples that are pierced. Because she is so petite and very flexible, Brian easily lifts and positions her for some great sex shots. You really get a good shot of how tiny her ass is when Brian is up against her fucking doggie style, her tiny little ass is so small against his body. As her ass ass is slapped and pulled apart open for a lovely view, it's hard not to blow a load yourself. Even with her small mouth she is able to deep throat Brian several times and you can tell she enjoys giving head. Her strongest sex segments was doggie. You will enjoy throughout her scene, her moans, screams, facial expressions and at the end taking a nice load into her mouth. As a newbie you can see a few times where she stumbles in changing positions, but she recovered very well. Moretta is certainly a sweet, cute spinner and a newcomer you will want to see more of. A real keeper.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial with Swallow


Scene 3 - Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Dana Dearmond and Kleio Valentien

Here we see Joanna, Kleio and Kylee go over to Dana's place to see if she could help with the Health Inspector situation. While Joanna and Kleio are in the other room Kylee and Dana start having some fun together and when the other two come back into the room they join in, bringing us some great, fantastic girl/girl action. Every girl contributes something to this scene and with excitement. You will see everything from pussy licking, ass licking, hard finger fucking, dildos, a train, pussy grinding and girls scissoring. Nothing is left out and with four hot, sexy, beautiful girls. I didn't know which way to look, so had to watch it several times to be sure I didn't miss any of the action. This four girl orgy flowed so well and the girls didn't miss a beat.


Scene 4 - Mason Moore, Brian Street Team and James Deen

Throughout the entire movie James Deen, because he is underage to drink is constantly trying to find ways to get into the bar. This time he uses the help of Mason Moore. As the plan fails, Mason turns to plan B and starts having sex with Brian and James gladly joining in. Mason delivers a fantastic scene as she takes these two guys on out in front of the bar. With only a bar stool to use while fucking she still manages hot sex and great positions. It is such a joy to watch her big tits bounce up and down as she fucks and sucks. We get a great squirt from her at one point in the scene that leaves her pussy dripping wet. James Deen delivers a perfect shot onto her tounge and it is very sexy as she lets it drip off it. Once James pops his load, he slips into the bar and she then fucks Brain even more and takes a load into her mouth. Great scene with lots of action.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Missionary, Stand Up Reverse Cowgirl, Squirting, Cum In Mouth


Scene 5 - Kleio Valentien, Kylee Kross, James Dean

Once James sneaks into the bar, Brian decides to recheck everyones ID where Kleio and Kylee decide to take him to hide in the bathroom. Once inside the girls want to have some fun. As Kylee watches the door playing with herself, Kleio goes first. The scene gives some great shots and views of Kleio's sweet perfect camel toe pussy. She provides some fantastic cowgirl and reverse cowgirl action and some very nice closeups of her ass and pussy spread open. Kleio has perfect nipples for her piercing and watching James play with her sweet small breast and pierced nipples is a great turn on. Kylee joins in on the action and gives James some hard fucking making you wonder how the hell he can hold back. Kylee is a down right hot and sex fuck you could watch all day. We get great close ups of Kylee as we did with Kleio in addition to her great tits bouncing away. Kylee slobbers great when sucking cock and does it all with great passion. The scene ends with the girls sharing a facial and as they pull apart the cum strings between them.

Positions: Oral, Upright Missionary, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Girl/Girl, Facial


Scene 6 - Dana Dearmond and Evan Stone

Evan Stone brings to the movie in this scene only what Evan can do with his style. Evan is kind of that jerk everyone in the bar wants to avoid, well except for Dana, who has the hots for him. When they get in the back room they both deliver a great sex scene. Dana deep throats till she gags and there is a great titty fuck and with Dana's hot tits just perfect for the scene. Dana sucks cock with lots of spit and with her great pussy lips, some nice tit slapping and lots of great anal makes it an excellent scene. Dana takes a nice full load with pleasure on her face and into her mouth which she swallows and licks every drop clean.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Anal, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Facial, Cum In Mouth


Scene 7 - Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien, Kylee Kross, James Deen & Mick Blue

Once Joanna & the Girls find a way to save the bar, Joanna brings us the best for last. The three girls bring it every which way they can with James and Mick in this final scene. Nothing is left out and all of it is fucking fantastic. You will see great oral, fantastic fucking, hot girl/girl, all three girls doing anal, Joanna and Kylee taking double penetration. The positions are great and the close ups will bust your nut. The scene ends with Kleio taking a double facial at the same time and Joanna and Kylee licking every drop off her face and ending with some great cum swapping back and forth. This scene is more than a nut buster, I went through a whole bottle of lube and box of tissues just on this one scene.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Cowgirl, Missionary, Double Penetration, Anal

Audio & Video: The video and audio was excellent.

Extras: Over 1 hour of BTS, Set Building, Outtakes, Evan Stone Show, Trailers & Gallery

Final Thoughts

If this movie doesn't win a few awards I will be surprised as hell. Not only does this movie have great sex, but it brings every possible position at one point or another. The non sex scenes are great, very enjoyable and fun to watch. Play the whole movie out, don't just watch the sex senes from the menu.  If you do you will miss alot of great acting and funny shit. Joanna brings a full move with sex, great acting and even a story behind it. The selection of the cast for this movie was perfect. I personally commend the female and male actors for the great job they did without using a bed or couch in most scenes. Many times all they had to use while fucking was a bar stool or leaning up against a wall. It is one thing to give a great fuck scene, but when you have to do it without the typical props makes it even harder and everyone did great. Trust me if you buy this movie, you will be glad you did, cause it is one you will want to watch over and over. Which is certainly what I am off to do now that I am done with the review. Enjoy!


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