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Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!!

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/30/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!!

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex

Director: Paul Thomas

Cast: Megan Mallone, Joey Brass, Nikki Jayne, Christian XXX, Hanna Hilton, Alex Gonz, Savanna Samson, Alan Stafford, AJ Bailey, Tommy Gunn

Length: 156:55 minutes

Meggan Mallone

Date of Production: 11/21/2008

Extras: There only an unrelated bonus scene lasting 11:08 minutes from "Exposure" (a scene between Celeste and Rocco Siffredi from long, long ago), some trailers, a positions menu, a photogallery, and the usual spam for Vivid products such as their website.

Condoms: None

Nikki Jayne

Audio/Video Quality: Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!! was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director Paul Thomas for Vivid Entertainment using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480p resolution for the SD version. While not his most visually stunning work of late, it had a straightforward look to it that worked in some ways for the thematic material here, though some technical polishing up probably kept it in the vaults as long as it did, editor R. Rolande handling those chores quite well. The composition of the camera angles was fairly optimal this time, the director balancing his usual dedication to plot over sex with the strokable aspects this time, yet enhancing his thematic approach with B. Skow on camera to capture the sex better. The fleshtones were generally accurate though but the DVD mastering was well done (if only in a bitrate hovering around 3.4 Mbps in SD, making it a mixed bag in terms of visual quality; leaning towards average at best. There was also a company watermark that I wasn't too keen on but most of the camera work seemed to keep this in mind, keeping the majority of action far away from the lower right hand corner. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent, some of the score meriting a nod from me.

Hanna Hilton

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Body of Review: Paul Thomas has been a historical legend of sorts in porn for many years, his initial claim to fame coming from his work in front of the camera, the man moving behind the scenes to direct at Vivid Entertainment for years until they parted ways awhile back. While he shot many movies and probably even more scenes that never resulted in a specific flick, he has also been credited to a number of releases compiled from projects that did not work out as planned, such seemed to be the case with Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!!. The movie's production date was back in 2008 and it credits the talented Shylar Cobi as assistant director as well as B. Skow working the camera, this triumvirate of talent almost certain to produce some great smut for fans to appreciate. What struck me as slightly odd about the movie at first was how each of the company's big names contract stars of the last few years was represented in a single unrelated scene, some of them far better than I would have expected given the disjointed manner in which the movie appeared to have been cobbled. The emphasis was heavy on sex and while the men were not the best used in such a production, how could I fault the inclusion of ladies such as Nikki Jayne, Savanna Samson, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton, and AJ Bailey all put together for each to shine amongst their peers? Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Savanna Samson with Alan Stafford

Scene One: Megan Mallone, the sultry little brunette seen on the upper right hand corner, was up first as she posed in a girl scout type of outfit, the gal coyly twirling her hair before feeling herself up. She was on a bed and she tossed off her clothing, taking her time to masturbate before being abruptly paired up with Joey Brass. While he did not appear to be in her top ten choices to work with, they pawed each other enough and he felt her snatch, the marks on her legs distracting me considerably from their fun times. I felt that she got off and he did go down on her, Meggan reciprocating with a slow hummer as she kept looking at the camera. She was a moderately active vaginal rider after that too, getting better as her pussy accommodated his pecker, the multitude of positions ending up with him jerking out a wad of genetic juice to her crotch.

AJ Bailey

Scene Two: Nikki Jayne, the incredibly sexy blond seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she shook her ass and smiled at the camera in a cluttered warehouse room. Her bikini undies were animal print and the tempo of the music was slow, Nikki seemingly guided by whoever it was off screen barking out orders (at least the aural portion during this phase was music only). She was positioned on a couch and soon spread her legs far apart to masturbate, her shapely ass and thighs looking awesome just as her cookie and perfect pucker were so inviting. She was better at putting on a seductive look, all the usual moves working so well for her. Once she was properly warmed up, she was joined by muscular Christian XXX, his hand stuffed on her crotch as the two kissed. He also played with her bra and she unfastened his pants, Nikki slobbing his knob with a lot of expertise. Sadly, this could have been another really hot scene but she kept looking at the camera too, breaking the illusion that she had some chemistry with the guy even though her blowjob was inspiring, his own oral not bad from what was shown. She then actively rode his cock in several positions with taste testing, her moans complimentary to the action and adding some replay value. The scene ended when he jerked out some population pudding for her to orally clean up, her respiration rate increasing as if she had more in store for his cock.

Scene Three: Hanna Hilton, the lean blond seen on the upper left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she followed the general theme, her bikini underwear a few sizes too small for her large tits and the living room couch serving as her platform to masturbate. Her moves were less polished than Nikki by a lot, perhaps best compared to Meggan in the scene before that, but she had the appeal of a newcomer all the same. She did okay in terms of partnering up with Alex Gonz, there being far less appealing men to the ladies these days. He immediately jumped in to go down on her pussy, her pornish moans not helping the replay value but warming her up before she began sucking on the top few inches of his cock (choking herself early too). The hand assisted hummer led to some mostly passive vaginal positions (with taste testing), but he guided her a little to up her game a bit when she was suitably juiced up. She tried to keep eye contact with him and was okay at it, their chemistry levels okay and his large load of semen gracing her chest, a few bits going to her face, and she sucked him off to clean up before rubbing his sperm into her skin.

Scene Four: Savanna Samson, the popular hotty MILF featured on the center of the front cover, was up next wearing purple lingerie that hugged her frame, the knee high boots adding to a look that was not given much room considering the lack of tease this time. She started off in bed with Alan Stafford, the guy considered another one with largely untapped potential even as his scruffy look seemed to work for her. They made out and she rubbed his pants, kissing his pecker through them to see the bulge grow. I know some folks dislike experienced ladies but she knew what to do and how to do it best, the resulting blowjob showing more polish and care than any of the others had before this. He fingered her more than ate her out (though giving her some head all the same), Savanna jerking him off playfully as he removed her boots. She laughed in a cougar manner too, pleased that she still had the same impact on a younger male as she did years ago. The vaginal sex was active and she did a lot of taste testing as well as preparing her ass with her fingers, the anal almost as aggressively handled by the young lady since she was in charge of what took place. It ended when he unleashed his seed all over her crotch, a second round nearly accomplished as he boned her ass afterwards (Savanna sucking him clean one last time).

Scene Five: AJ Bailey, the intelligent blond seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she lounged on a deck near the ocean in her shirt. Her sweet ass was hanging out and she invited Tommy Gunn to come play with her, the gal settling for some solo time to masturbate instead. She jilled herself off to at least one orgasm and then joined him inside, the man sucking her tits and kissing her before she blew him like a seasoned champion. She continued to masturbate as she worked the pipe and her superior eye contact with him helped, the gal riding actively in vaginal positions after a slow start while her aural abilities got a workout. She did some decent taste testing and the slug barely moved to help her get off a second time, AJ sucking him off after he bust a nut on her ass while positioned on the couch.

Summary: Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!! by director Paul Thomas for Vivid Entertainment provided some sweet tease as envisioned by Skow of all the ladies this time, the lengthy movie certainly providing a lot of contract gal fuck for the buck and strokability as far as I could see. Had the project been better tied together, and had more extensive (and better!) extras, I would have almost certainly elevated the grade a notch but it was still a very nice title I could give a Recommended to all the same. The scenes did not give me the impression that they were shot by the same person in most cases, a fact I attribute to the names mentioned as being the crew leading me to think each shot a few scenes without the others. I favored Nikki Jayne, AJ Bailey, and Savanna Samson this time, each standing out as earning additional kudos, but none of the scenes was truly a toss away effort. In short, Live!!! Nude!!! Girls!!! was certainly better than the alternative (be it "dead nude girls", "live nude boys", or even "live dressed people in general") and could be viewed as a showcase effort highlighting the company's contract starlets of the past few years, most of whom are either gone, on lengthy hiatus, or in hiding I suppose, but I just wish a touch more care had been assigned to the project as a whole since it could have easily been a contender. Still, check it out as it was fun to watch, had some nice replay value, and served as a template for too many cooks spoiling the porno.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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