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Buttwoman Vs. Slutwoman
Advice: XCritic Pick
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Buttwoman vs Slutwoman
Cast: Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Mark Ashley, Asa Akira, Erik Everhard, Alex Gonz, Gracie Glam, Michael Stefano
Length: 190:30 minutes
Kristina Rose and Alexis Texas
Date of Production: 5/8/2010
Extras: The best extra was the short, 12:48 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Mason always into the action she was recording, most of the cast showing how much fun they had on set (even claiming they enjoyed all aspects of the shoot). The rest of the extras included some trailers, a photogallery, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes along with some spam.
Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, and Asa Akira
Audio/Video Quality: Buttwoman vs Slutwoman was presented in a decent 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as released by director Mason for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. The camera work was again solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows so the picture appeared to be in line with her other work to date. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, but make no mistake that she delivers more consistently than directors using the best cameras with the biggest budgets and with the most support crew helping them. I saw no compression artifacts though there was about 4.2 Mbps video bitrate but the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the ladies and their well lit bodies. The compositions of the shots helped maximize the potential of the ladies too, rarely relying on extreme close ups all the time as some seem destined to do and the editing by Team Royson allowing her vision to remain as complete as possible. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 256 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, the grunts and groans heard well enough but the music by Mybeatshop and Stock Music Site elevating the proceedings just fine yet again.
Alexis Texas with Erik Everhard
Body of Review: Mason is the female director at Elegant Angel known not only for how crisp her scenes look but also the decadence of the action she captures in her smut. While some female directors are really only the fronts for men, and this happens a lot as well at the biggest companies in the business, Mason is decidedly her own woman; the type that was actually considered too harsh for several other companies to handle a few years back. Her latest movie is what a few friends insist on calling a veritable clash of the titans, the name summing it up with Buttwoman vs Slutwoman. In this case, "Buttwoman" is sexy blond Texan Alexis Texas, her sexy rump well known in the industry for all her ass related fuck flicks, her absolute best scenes all shot by Mason or Nutsack himself. On the other side of the coin is Kristina Rose as "Slutwoman", the youthful brunette's career on fire thanks in large part to her work at Elegant Angel (but not as severely restricted to just them); her ass nearly as voluminous as Alexis but her passion for sex as hard as it comes well known. Over the years there have been numerous ladies playing these two roles but frankly, whatever bitching I hear in regards to Kristina or Alexis somehow unable to measure up falls on deaf ears because each is perfectly suited for their role, providing at least as much stroke value as their previous counterparts ever did. To see them competing against one another as well as enjoying each other was a great idea too, I only wish that this had been a double disc set with better extras so I could warm up the highest rating as I expected it might earn, perhaps a high definition version able to include an upgraded extras package with scenes from both of their titular works.
Kristina Rose with Alex Gonz
The back cover described the movie like this: "Get ready for a clash of the titans! Buttwoman Alexis Texas goes head to head with Slutwoman Kristina Rose! They follow in the footsteps of industry icons Tiffany Mynx, Tianna, Alexandra Quinn, and Roxanne Hall in these classic Elegant Angel roles. Watch the colossal posterior of Alexis Texas combine with the passion and depravity of Kristina Rose in five unforgettable hardcore sex scenes. Directed by the multi-award winning Mason." Again, I suspected that this would be one of those rare ball draining pieces of work that shows why Elegant Angel has become so popular in recent years, Mason certainly living up to her potential for providing heated scenes with great casts. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, and Gracie Glam
Scene One: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond on the front of the cover, and brunette hotty Kristina Rose seen beside her, were up first in a lengthy montage that emphasized their asses and other body parts men find so appealing. The tease by the pool was great, the slightly overcast day providing a wealth of shaking around in skimpy attire, the minimal clothing coming off for them to paw and kiss, eventually moving inside the house to include Mark Ashley. There was some oiling up, a favorite act of mine, the chemistry levels between the two principle ladies extremely high. They licked, sucked, and kept at each other with dildos until each got off a time or two, eventually going into the house to greet Mark on a yellow couch, the ladies climbing all over him as he felt them up in return. Alexis made the first move on his pecker, sucking him actively as he anally fingered Kristina, the two ladies letting him alternate as to who he sucked and who sucked him before they engaged in various forms of vaginal intercourse (with lots of taste testing). The ladies were always active and assisting one another too, helping enhance the scene as they did all sorts of stuff together, the guy even getting his salad tossed at one point. Kristina stated she wanted to do anal but had some physical issues preventing it that day, the scene really not needing the added burden of doing more than all the fingers and tongues had already provided. They pushed each other's limits too, some minor choking giving Kristina an extra rush (much like the slapping and verbal abuse), but there was never any doubt that all three of these players were focused at having a great time. Not surprisingly, Mark closed things up from his perspective by tossing off a load of genetic juice to both of their faces, the ladies enjoying his spunk before finishing each other off one last time using fingers and oral.
Scene Two: Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, and Asa Akira, were up next with a loosely held together clip of footage of them playing around in skimpy bathing suits and lingerie, Mason encouraging them at one point while they kept coming back to a limousine setting. The gals then took the freight elevator to the large open commercial floor, Asa joining them in what appeared best described as an aerobic exercise video crossed with sexy tease. The pastel colored outfits livened things up and Asa brought a bag of sex toys to stimulate some discussion, the ladies quickly using them in their pussies though Kristina also did some anal work. The amount of oral was staggering, the gals never letting one another rest as they did each other, the camera swapping out who was the primary target on a regular basis. Each of them added something different to the mix, Kristina's portrayal of "Slutwoman" requiring her to do more than the others, including a technical DP. There was also some choking so the squeamish should stay away from this though I have to say that the ladies all enjoyed the act so your mileage may vary as to what worked best here. The face sitting and other oral tricks showed the trio possessing a lot of chemistry and passion, the lesbian acts all driven by their desire more than a need for seed (or population pudding).
Scene Three: Alexis Texas, the fleshy hotty now wearing a tiger print bikini, was up next in a scene with studly Erik Everhard, her initial tease montage out by the high end pool, the natural lighting always better than anything inside would ever provide. She was oiled up and the upbeat tempo worked for her, her continuous ass shaking perfectly captured as much as her positive energy. She paraded around naked above the valley of house below her, soon walking inside to take on Erik. They kissed and he fingered her, Erik slapping her ass and eating it as she showed some obvious appreciation. Those with me thought she was in ecstasy the entire time, a definite step up from the far more common generic porn all of us are so used to seeing, the bed as a platform for their sexual antics certainly providing ample room to display her ample sample of an ass. Once warmed up, she slobbed his knob like she was on fire, aggressively inhaling his cock before they started actively riding vaginally in a number of positions. She pushed back to meet his thrusts and showed a solid level of chemistry with the guy, maintaining eye contact and encouraging him to push her limits a bit with some choking and truly powerful thrusts to her snatch. Rather than just give her what she wanted in the pussy, he also teased her as she had done to him, rubbing his pecker along her ass crack before inserting it, Alexis certainly wanting him tapping away as he tends to do when zoning out. She engaged in taste testing and he savored her fluids too, the guy beating off to her face with Alexis cleaning him off orally as though she loved to do it (Erik going down on her one last time for good measure).
Scene Four: Kristina Rose, now dressed up in a black leather dress at the airport, was next bumping uglies with Alex Gonz, the two embracing when she walked up to him by the hanger. They moved inside in front of a small plane with no engine, the open warehouse well lit and the perfect place for them to get some privacy. She jerked him off and knelt before him to slob his knob, his pecker going down her throat with ease. He fingered her ass and smacked it occasionally, her moans telling him that she wanted more, a whole lot more, though they started with vaginal before working into the anal and ATM. Kristina was an active rider and I loved the way her fleshy ass rippled as she impaled herself on his cock, some choking leading to her opening her back door for him to rim and bone, the couple continuing to show chemistry as they enthusiastically kept at each other. They continually looked at each other and made it work as well, the ending facial landing on her tongue and hand for her to swallow. Alex then gave her one last bout of attention with his hand, the camera fading out just a bit too soon.
Scene Five: Gracie Glam, Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, and Michael Stefano, were up last. The ladies had intermixed tease montages in the house, the upbeat tempo music working well with the smiles on their faces, the sexy black lingerie creeping up ass cracks and pussies as the ladies each had plenty of time to shine. Gracie gave a surprisingly strong tease here, her montage footage not shot with as much light or given as much time but fusing well with the others all the same. The three ladies then settled in on the beige couch in front of the wall of windows, fingering and eating each other as heatedly as any of the other scenes previously. Some face sitting and labia spreading did not hurt either, Michael out of place given that he was fully clothed (though not for long). He initially targeted Alexis for his love but pushed her to do some cunnilingus on Gracie as he vaginally poked the Texan hotty, Kristina holding their new friend in a comfortable manner as she was opened to allow Alexis better access. From there, the ladies all took turns getting his cock inside of their mouth of pussies, each lady jumping in to assist as able given the parameters of the action. There was a lot of lesbian action here but the emphasis was clearly on the male doing female acts, the ladies rougher than expected given their slaps, choking, and verbal comments. The end came when the ladies lined up next to each other to receive his semen, cumswapping it before the final clip showed the two leads hugging with adoration.
Summary: Buttwoman vs Slutwoman by director Mason for Elegant Angel paired up two of my favorite performers and even pitted them against one another sexually in several sexual trysts, the ladies getting off repeatedly as they provided some serious replay value and strokability. The action provided very little circus act sex so the hotties could show tons of chemistry with each other and the others that joined them, the initial concept of a "Rocky" style competition addressed only slightly but in a wonderful montage that remains as heated as most full scenes shot these days. I'll admit that I wanted better extras and even a double disc presentation for this titanic matchup but even as it is, it earned a rating of Xcritic Pick for the very solid sex and how it was shot. In short, Buttwoman vs Slutwoman showed both Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose at their best once again, the two reprising their wonderful roles from previous titles that were extremely popular and continue to make fans happy even now. Unlike the disposable porn so often encountered in my review stacks, I found this one to be a winner on many levels, the anticipated high definition Blu-ray version likely to be well worth the visual upgrade regardless of whether better extras are added or not. If you like either Kristina Rose or Alexis Texas, consider this movie to be a "must have", the company record for winning me over inching ever higher thanks to the devotion of talented directors like Mason that refuse to cater to the momma's boys that can't handle the heat. Sweet!
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