XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Hitch Hikers

Hitch Hikers


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 8/18/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: All sex.
Director: Miles Long
Cast: Angelina Armani, Mr. Pete, Allie Jordan, John Strong, London Keyes, Denis Marti, Sara Sloane, Mark Wood, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Angelina Armani, London Keyes.
Length: 02:27
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Angelina Armani, and London Keyes.

Synopsis

 Hitch Hikers is an all-sex vignette release in which all five scenes follow exactly the same pattern: director Miles Long sits in the back seat of an SUV while the male star drives. The guys cruise LA streets to pick up female hitchhikers. Once inside the SUV, the girl and driver chat for a bit and then they get frisky...right there in public! In some cases, the girl gives the guy a handjob. In others, she blows his dick, too. Angelina Armani, the boldest of the five girls in Hitch Hikers even mounts and fucks Mr. Pete while he sits in the driver's seat. Thank God the car was stopped during this segment. You think cell phones are dangerous while driving? How about cowgirl sex? LOL.

The hitchhiker scenario is cute and different...up to a point. During the first couple of scenes, the situation is intriguing. After several scenes, however, it gets a bit tiring.

Several of the girls give outstanding sexual performances. These include Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Angelina Armani (Scene One) and London Keyes (Scene Three). In addition, busty blond Sara Sloane does a bang-up job in Scene Four.

From an acting/role portrayal perspective, Angelina Armani gives the best performance as a randy hitchhiker who boldly gets exactly what she wants from Mr. Pete...even in public. Amy Brooke plays just the opposite sort of girl...one who's embarrassed by public sex but oh-so-willing to let Seth Gamble ream her ass so long as they're in private.

Hitch Hikers has lots going for it...especially the sexy girls, mostly hot sex, and interesting locations used during the filming of the movie. On the other hand, it does have a couple of downsides...Scene Two should have been left on the cutting room floor. And, the videographer and editor resort to all sorts of trite "pornism" video techniques that should be forever abandoned (oblique angles, jerky camera moves, poor color balance, loss of continuity, and so on).

Nonetheless, Hitch Hikers kept me happy for its two and one-half-hour running time. I recommend you give it a look.

Check out some photos of the girls in Hitch Hikers here. Pay particular attention to the photos of my Must-See Girls Angelina Armani and London Keyes! Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Hitch Hikers can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/minimal anal
Performers: Angelina Armani, Mr. Pete.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Director Miles Long, seated in the back seat of an SUV, chats with driver Mr. Pete as they cruise LA's streets. They talk about Mr. Pete's new club and the multitude of hitchhikers that seem to be around nowadays. On cue, Mr. Pete spots Angelina Armani, dressed in tiny jeans shorts and a very cute plaid blouse that reveals most of her pretty belly, along the side of the roadway. Of course, Mr. Pete cannot resist gorgeous Angelina, especially when she gives him a little "show." So, he stops, she jumps into the car, and they introduce themselves. Angelina and Pete chat for a bit and then Pete, emboldened by Angelina's openness, touches her exposed belly and pretty thighs. Angelina reciprocates by touching and licking his tattoos. The sexual tension nearly explodes...especially when Angelina's hand finds Pete's already-swollen jeans-clad cock. Bold and sassy Angelina soon releases Pete's dick from captivity, strokes it with her practiced hands while he continues to drive, and then reaches down so she can give him a blowjob. How Pete is able to continue driving is beyond me! They soon arrive at Pete's club and then park behind the building. Once the car has stopped, Angelina unclasps Pete's seat belt, gives him some more hot oral while his hands fondle her outstanding curves and tug her flowing blond hair, straddles him, and then fucks him, in cowgirl, right there in the parking lot! Pete takes advantage of the close quarters to fondle and suckle Angelina's perfect, all-natural, and bouncing boobs. As the scene continues, Angelina begs Pete: "I wanna go inside!" So, she lifts herself off of Pete's dick, climbs out the driver's door, and then the two walk--bottomless--from the car to the club's back door. Once inside, Mr. Pete proudly shows off his new bar, invites Angelina to have a seat, and then the two resume foreplay: "I want it all in my mouth!" coos Angelina. Angelina gets her wish when Pete presents her his full-mast cock for her to stroke, suck, and swallow balls-deep. God, I LOVE her slobbery and gag-intensive oral technique! She even lets him fuck her throat. Too soon, I think, and without benefit of cunnilingus, Angelina kneels on a bright pink ottoman in doggie and presents her pussy for Mr. Pete's enjoyment. Talk about enjoyment! Not only does Pete love thrusting in-and-out of her, but she, too, groans with real pleasure...especially when he sharply spanks her gorgeous ass cheeks, pulls her pretty blond hair, and massages and fucks her asshole with his thumb. And, she encourages him with very effective nasty vocabulary, too! Vaginal sex continues briefly as Pete fucks Angelina while she lies on her side. Then, they transition to reverse cowgirl so that Angelina can show off her enthusiastic, energetic, and extremely effective fucking moves. Nice work, Angelina! After a bout of pussy-to-mouth, Angelina mounts Pete in cowgirl (she DPs herself with her finger) and, in due course, they continue to enjoy vaginal in-and-out action in spoon (Pete DPs her with his finger), and in missionary (Angelina cums). At the end of the scene, Pete pops onto Angelina's pretty face. She kisses his trembling rod and then sucks/milks it dry.

Foreplay: Public nudity, kissing, body licking, spitting, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side, face-to-face.
Anal Positions: Anal finger-fucking in doggie, cowgirl, and face-to-face; DP with cock (pussy) and finger (anus).
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Facial.

Sex rating: 4.40
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.40

What I Liked Most:

  • Angelina Armani. She's one of my 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls and I can't wait to get my hands on her movies!
  • The scene set-up is awesome. Believe me, you'll wish that you had picked up hitch-hiking Angelina instead of Mr. Pete!
  • There's a real element of "danger" in the scene when Angelina and Mr. Pete have sex in his SUV in public and when she engages in public nudity while walking bottomless from his SUV to his club.. Sweet!
  • Angelina is agreeably aggressive in getting what she wants from Mr. Pete. She knows what she wants and isn't at all bashful in going after it. You'll wish that you were the object of her desire!
  • Angelina gives Mr. Pete an outstanding and very slobbery blowjob. You can suck my cock any time you want, Angelina!
  • I appreciate the relative uniqueness of the location and "club" set. It's nice to see people fucking in places other than living and bedrooms.
  • Angelina really knows how to use her words, sounds, and moves to inflame her partner's lust! She lets her partner know what she wants and how much she appreciates it when he gives it to her.
  • Angelina takes time to masturbate between positions.
  • Angelina's fucking moves are absolutely outstanding, especially in reverse cowgirl and when she fucks back while she lies on her side.
  • Angelina's perfect all-natural breasts bounce delightfully in reaction to her hotter-than-hell moves.
  • Angelina DPs herself by shoving a finger up her asshole while Pete reams her pussy with fast-and-furious strokes.
  • Mr. Pete so enjoys Angelina's pussy that he fucks it at redline speed on numerous occasions.
  • Angelina cums sweetly in missionary.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I wish that Mr. Pete had reamed Angelina's asshole with his cock. Yes, they do use their fingers to fuck her anus, and I really appreciate that. But, it would have been better had he stuffed her with his penis.
  • The videographer jerked the camera around while filming the scene. This results in bumpy camera movements.
  • As is too often the case in porn movies, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming. This results in oblique camera angles that make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen. This practice is not common in mainstream and I simply cannot understand why porn videographers insist on using it in sex scenes.

What I Didn't Like:

  • There is no cunnilingus during the scene. Although 3rd Degree provided me with hot photos of Mr. Pete gobbling Angelina's pussy, no pussy-eating footage is included in the scene. That's a shame and caused this scene's score to drop from "A+" to "B+."

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Allie Jordan, John Strong.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Two's set-up is virtually the same as Scene One's except the guy is John Strong, who plays a mechanic with his own shop, Allie Jordan plays the female hitch hiker (her car broke down and, in keeping with John's "profession," she agrees to "strike up a deal" so he'll fix her car pro bono), and the couple doesn't go as far in the SUV as Angelina and Mr. Pete did in Scene One. In fact, Allie and John only have enough time for a brief in-car handjob before they reach their destination...his garage. Once they arrive at John's rather disorganized shop, John gives her a brief tour and then asks Allie to work on his "tool." So, she drops to her knees and enthusiastically sucks on and strokes his dick as it sticks out of the open fly of his jeans. And, she suckles his balls, too. Meanwhile, John pulls on Allie's hair, helps her strip off her clothes, and caresses her young and tender flesh. Without benefit of cunnilingus, the couple soon moves on to sex when Allie kneels atop a blanket-covered tool box so that John can fuck her from behind in doggie. As the scene continues to unfold, Allie and John fuck vaginally in cowgirl (Allie does a nice job of pussy-to-mouth), reverse cowgirl (nice moves, Allie!), spoon, and missionary. Even though Allie never gets a chance to climax during the scene, John does...when he pulls out of her pussy during mish and spewing his load all over her belly. She uses her hands to massage his bounty into her skin.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, hair pulling, caressing/groping, fellatio, balls gobbling.

-- sponsored by --

Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: External belly.

Sex rating: 2.75
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • Allie Jordan has a beautiful pussy...especially when it gapes wide and inviting. And, her all-natural tits are fine, too! I particularly enjoy watching those pretty boobs bounce when she fucks or gets fucked....especially in reverse cowgirl and spoon.
  • There is an element of "danger" in the scene when Allie pulls out and strokes John's cock in public...in his moving car. That's hot.
  • I like the "garage" set. Having sex atop a toolbox with cars and tools as props is far more interesting than the all-too-common fucking on a nondescript couch in a nondescript living room.
  • Allie makes lots of eye contact with us. She knows she's sucking and fucking us as well as John!
  • Allie's fucking moves in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are enthusiastic and sexy.
  • Allie really seems to enjoy fellatio and pussy-to-mouth. She's not extremely gifted orally, but sure-as-hell enjoys playing with cock!
  • John loves Allie's pussy and fucks it fast-and-furious--at redline speed--especially in reverse cowgirl. He also strokes her clit with his fingers while he reams her.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Allie's words and "moans" seem forced and not spontaneous.
  • Allie never came during the scene.
  • John should have somehow pleasured Allie's asshole. At the very least, he could have rimmed it.
  • As is too often the case in porn movies, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming. This results in oblique camera angles that make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen. This practice is not common in mainstream and I simply cannot understand why porn videographers insist on using it in sex scenes.
  • There are missing transitions between sexual positions.

What I Didn't Like:

  • There is no cunnilingus during the scene. Although 3rd Degree provided me with hot photos of John Strong gobbling Allie's pussy, no pussy-eating footage is included in the scene.
  • This is a boring scene in which it appears that the performers simply went through the motions and "fucked for pay" instead of for pleasure.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl/minimal anal
Performers: London Keyes, Denis Marti.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: As in Scenes One and Two, Scene Three begins in an SUV as director Miles Long chats with male star Denis Marti, who's driving. Soon, they stop to pick up sizzling hitch hiker London Keyes, who just happens to be one of my 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls. London, who's dressed in a skin-tight green blouse along with tattered and barely-there jeans shorts, jumps into Denis' SUV and the two introduce themselves. Denis, who plays a European pornstar temporarily in the US, pretends to be unfamiliar with the area and asks London for navigational help. He also pours on the charm by kissing her hand and accentuating his accent. After chatting a bit about Denis' Italian home, London shows her appreciation for the ride by kneeling on the seat, bending over Denis' crotch, pulling his cock out of his pants, and sucking and stroking him to full mast while he, amazingly, continues to drive. When they arrive at their destination...a sort of industrial kitchen with a mattress conveniently positioned in the center of the floor, they kiss briefly and then kneel on the mattress so that London can continue to worship Denis' cock with her ravenous mouth. She really gets into the oral sex and gives him a very slobbery, gag-inducing, and deep-throat-intensive blowjob that is, to say the least, world-class. Meanwhile, he pulls on her hair, caresses her curves, and bends over to kiss her beautiful ass cheeks. Inflamed with lust, London strips off her clothes and helps Denis remove his, too. Then, he worships her genitals with his fingers and tongue. And, he rims her tight and pretty asshole. too. London, of course, loves Denis' techniques and squeals with delight while torrents of naughty words pour from her delicious mouth. Emboldened by lust, London soon straddles Denis' face and fucks it frantically while jiggling her fine ass cheeks. Needless to say, Denis greedily devours every drop of girl juice that pours from London's cunt. After a bit more cunnilingus, London spits a generous load of saliva onto her labia and then lies on her side so that Denis can slip his cock into her pussy and fuck it frantically while she shouts and squeals ecstatically. In due course, London mounts Denis in cowgirl and fucks him with outstanding hot and sexy moves. Then, as the scene continues to unfold, they enjoy spoon, reverse cowgirl, another bout of cowgirl, on-her-side, kneeling doggie, and while laying on their sides face-to-face. To end the scene, London does ravenous and super-slobbery pussy-to-mouth on Denis' cock and gags delightfully as she swallows every inch of him. She brings him to the brink of orgasm. Then, at the last moment, he stands and shoots his load onto her face and pretty tits. She grabs her cum-covered breasts and squeezes them together to spread his bounty all over her skin. This is definitely the best scene in Hitch Hikers!

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, spanking, spitting, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, face fucking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side, face-to-face.
Anal Positions: Finger-fucking in doggie; DP with finger (asshole)/cock (pussy) during doggie.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External face and tits.

Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.80

What I Liked Most:

  • London Keyes. She's one of my 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls and I can hardly wait to see her cute face, voluptuous curves, and feminine tattoos.
  • Like the previous scenes, there is an element of danger when London publicly blows Denis' cock inside his moving SUV.
  • I like the unusual industrial kitchen location used when filming the set.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between London and Denis. They really enjoy fucking each other and it shows!
  • London's outstanding deep-throat blowjob and pussy-to-mouth techniques are very slobbery and are must-see!
  • London's use of naughty language and passionate shouts and groans is extremely effective in motivating Denis...and us!
  • London's gorgeous natural tits dance and gyrate delightfully in response to her--and Denis'--thrusts.
  • Denis takes time to repeatedly eat London's pussy and rim her asshole during sex.
  • You're going to love watching London fuck the shit out of Denis in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. What erotic moves, girl! Denis, too, loves London's actions and responds with fast and furious in-and-out thrusts during both of these positions.
  • London's pretty pussy gapes beautifully when Denis momentarily pulls out.
  • London is a very enthusiastic and demonstrative fuck. Damn, it would be fun to be with her!
  • Although her dripping-wet pussy provides plenty of lubrication for the in-and-out action, London adds lots of her spit to the mix to make things super juicy.
  • London cums at least twice during the scene...when they fuck while she lies on her side and during kneeling doggie.
  • Denis DPs London's holes during doggie by shoving his thumb up her asshole while he pounds her cunt.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I wish that Denis had reamed London's asshole with his cock. Yes, he does use his thumb to fuck her anus, and I really appreciate that. But, it would have been better had he stuffed her with his penis.
  • As is too often the case in porn movies, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming. This results in oblique camera angles that make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen. This practice is not common in mainstream and I simply cannot understand why porn videographers insist on using it in sex scenes.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl/minimal anal.
Performers: Sara Sloane, Mark Wood.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Four follows pretty much the same storyline as those preceding it except, in this scene, Mark Wood plays a real estate developer on the prowl for hitch hiking girls and busty and curvy Sara Sloane plays his "victim." After Mark stops for Sara, who's smoking a cigarette while thumbing a ride, she jumps in his SUV and the two introduce themselves while Sara teases the hell out of Mark by showing off her barely-clad boobs and by tugging aside her panties so that she can briefly masturbate. Mark likes what he sees and murmurs, "I've got something you can touch!" Eager Sara quickly catches his meaning and reaches over to him, pulls out his cock while he drives, strokes and licks his rod, and then gives him a slurpy blowjob. Once they reach an empty building that Mark is trying to sell, they get out of the SUV and, since there is absolutely nothing in the building upon which to fuck, Mark opens the tailgate of his Caddy Escalade and then the two sit on its floor and make out by sharing delicious kisses. Sara can't wait to get Mark's cock back into her mouth. So, she eagerly opens his trousers, pulls out his still-erect cock, and shows off her outstanding deep-throat fellatio skills. And, she suckles his balls, too. Meanwhile, she uses her fingers to stroke her labia and clit. As foreplay continues, Sara whips her big tits out of her bra, wraps them around Mark's lucky cock and then lets him fuck them frantically. "It feels so good," coos Sara. "I like that...I like getting my titties fucked!" Then, she begs, "You gonna fuck me now?" Who'd say no? So, Mark helps Sara lie on the floor of his SUV, tugs aside her panties, and then voraciously eats her tasty and oh-so-pretty pussy and rims her tight asshole. "Yeah, lick my fucking asshole...Yeah, lick me little fucking cunt...It's SO hot!" pleads Sara. Once Mark has Sara's pussy dripping with girl juice and his spit, he slips his cock into her pussy and fucks her fast and deep in missionary. Meanwhile, he reaches down and squeezes her bouncing boobs. As the scene unfolds, Mark and Sara fuck as she lies on her side, standing doggie, kneeling doggie, cowgirl, spoon, and a second round of kneeling doggie. Sara, who is definitely a great fuck, cums several times during the scene...during cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, and while she lies on her side. To end this "A+" scene, Mark reams Sara's pussy in doggie until he's ready to pop. In just the nick of time, he pulls out and shoots his load all over her pretty ass cheeks. Not one to waste, Sara scoops up fingers-full of semen with her fingers and eats it. His cum disappears down her throat. Good girl, Sara!

Foreplay: Smoking, mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, masturbation, spitting, tit squeezing and fucking, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: Finger-fucking during kneeling doggie; DP with cock (pussy)/finger (asshole).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External ass cheeks.

Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

What I Liked Most:

  • Sara Sloane has a pretty and nicely-groomed bush. In this bald-pussy era, it's nice to see some attractive pubic hair!
  • Mark knows a fine pair of boobs when he sees them. And, he shows his appreciation of Sara's by fucking them with his cock during foreplay. You will definitely show your appreciation when you see those boobs bounce delightfully while she and Mark fuck.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Sara and Mark. I've seen Mark in many scenes, and he seldom gets as turned-on by a girl as he does by Sara. In fact, I think that this is one of Mark's best scenes in a long time. Sara really knows how to light his fire!
  • Sara tugs aside her panties and masturbates and blows Mark's cock in public while she rides with him in his SUV. This semi-public sex is hot!
  • Sara's fellatio and pussy-to-mouth skills are superb. You'll wish she was giving you oral when you watch her pleasure Mark's lucky king-sized rod.
  • Sara boldly asks Mark to do exactly what she wants. And, she rewards him with coos of pleasure and with naughty vocabulary when he complies.
  • Sara is a very demonstrative fuck. She squeals and moans with sheer delight and encourages Mark with torrents of naughty vocabulary.
  • Sara's generous vagina creams all over Mark's cock during cowgirl. No lube necessary! And, cowgirl is the position during which Sara shows off her best--and sexiest--fucking moves, too.
  • Sara finger fucks her asshole while Mark's cock thrusts in-and-out of her pussy in doggie.
  • Sara is a really great fuck and cums several times during the scene, during cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, and while she lies on her side. I liked her screaming and body-quaking orgasm during spoon best, however. "Fuck, that feels nice," she screams!
  • At the end of the scene, Mark pops on Sara's ass. Unwilling to waste his semen, Sara scoops it up with her fingers and eats it.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • As is too often the case in porn movies, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming. This results in oblique camera angles that make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen. This practice is not common in mainstream and I simply cannot understand why porn videographers insist on using it in sex scenes.
  • There are missing transitions between sexual positions.
  • The color balance is not flattering to Sara's fleshtones...the colors are too orange.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Well, same scenario...verse five. Seth Gamble, in the driver's seat, picks up cute blond Amy Brooke who's been standing for hours along side the road begging for a ride. They chat for a bit and then Seth boldly reaches over to stroke Amy's pretty thighs. And, he brazenly asks her to give him a blowjob. "I don't know you," replies Amy. "Why don't we get to know each other?" replies Seth. After a bit of good-natured banter, Seth invites Amy to feel the "nice texture" of his jeans. She agrees and Seth deftly grabs her hand and places it on the bulge between his legs. Soon, Seth releases his "bulge" from captivity. "Oh, my God!" exclaims Amy when she sees its size and stiffness. She agrees that it "looks appetizing," but is scared to attack it because, after all, they're in public and people could be watching. Seth eventually wears down her inhibitions and then she kneels on the seat, bends down, and tentatively strokes his throbbing rod. She likes what she's doing and wants to continue. But, she insists on a private place. So, Seth drives her to his place of employment, a warehouse stuffed with miscellaneous junk. The two walk into the building, find a relatively uncluttered spot and kiss passionately. Meanwhile, Seth strokes Amy's panty-imprisoned pussy. In no time, Amy's on her knees with Seth's swollen and throbbing cock deep in her voracious mouth. And, she uses her hands with great finesse, too! Seth shows his appreciation by fucking her throat, by pulling on her flowing blond hair, by undressing her, by kissing her mouth and ass cheeks, and by finger-fucking her asshole. Seth soon discovers Amy's pussy and gives her first-rate cunnilingus. Amy loves his tongue and asks, "How does it taste?" "It tastes good, baby!" In due course, Amy asks, "Can I feel you inside me?" So, she bends over a desk, spreads her labia, and then demands, "Put it inside me!" Of course, Seth obeys and fucks her briefly in standing doggie. Then, they quickly move on to reverse cowgirl, a position that allows Amy to show off her excellent fucking moves. Amy makes Seth feel so good, in fact, that he almost cums prematurely. To prevent that from occurring, he pulls out and Amy boldly scolds him, "What are you doing? Put it back." Once Seth's dick is under control, he slips it back inside her and then the two fuck gleefully with nicely matched thrusts. Later, they return to doggie for a bit before moving on to high-energy cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, positions that highlight Amy's excellent fucking moves. Amy thrusts so hard, in fact, that her head bangs into a chain that is suspended from above their heads. "That's OK," murmurs Amy as she continues to pound Seth relentlessly. Vaginal sex then morphs into anal when Seth reams her pussy and then her asshole while she lies on her side atop the desk. "Your cock feels so good in my ass," exclaims Amy. And, she likes how it tastes too, when she gives him ass-to-mouth (ATM). Anal sex then continues in doggie during which Amy shoves her fingers into her pussy to, in effect, double-penetrate herself. She loves the feeling and implores, "Please don't leave my ass!" Of course, Seth grants the lady's request and even accelerates his thrusts to please her. After a final bout of ATM, Seth shoots his load all over Amy's cute and grinning face. She sucks him dry, scoops up wayward cum with her fingers, licks up the semen, and then swallows. Too bad that Amy didn't get to cum, too.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, spitting, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, cunnilingus, clit-jacking, tongue fucking, anal finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Anal finger-fucking during foreplay, standing doggie, on-her-side; DP with cock (asshole)/fingers (pussy).
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 3.55
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70

What I Liked Most:

  • Amy does a very nice job playing the role of intrigued yet perplexed hitchhiker during the scene set-up.
  • Amy gives Seth a handjob in public while she rides with him in his SUV.
  • I really like the cunnilingus in this scene. Seth seems to relish pussy eating and it shows by his ravenous actions.
  • Amy's pretty breasts dangle and bounce delightfully.
  • Amy does a nice job of pussy-to-mouth.
  • Amy shows off her enthusiastic and high-energy moves during cowgirl and reverse cowgirl when she fucks the shit out of Seth's lucky cock! "I love your cock!" she exclaims.
  • I am so glad that Amy took Seth's cock up her ass. It's the first real anal in Hitch Hikers.
  • Nasty Amy performs naughty ass-to-mouth on Seth's cock during anal.
  • Amy finger-fucks her pussy while Seth reams her asshole to, in effect, double-penetrate herself.
  • Amy swallows Seth's semen after taking some into her mouth at the end of the scene. She likes his cum so much that she sucks him dry and uses her fingers to scoop wayward globs off her face and into her mouth so she can eat it.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Amy doesn't cum during the scene.
  • As is too often the case in porn movies, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming. This results in oblique camera angles that make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen. This practice is not common in mainstream and I simply cannot understand why porn videographers insist on using it in sex scenes.
  • There are missing transitions between sexual positions.

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector organized by girl; multiple chapters per sex scene; a three and one-half-minute cum-shot loop; a four-minute self-running slide show of pretty girl and hard photos shot during filming of the movie; and about eight minutes of trailers for other Third Degree movies. This selection of extras is way below average in today's marketplace. Two stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Hitch Hikers include:
  • Angelina Armani, London Keyes, and Sara Sloane. They all give super sexual performances in their scenes.
  • Angelina Armani and Amy Brooke, who both play their "hitchhiker" roles to a tee. Angelina is bold and brash while Sara is reserved and cautious. Nice jobs, ladies!
  • the hitchhiker scenario. It's cute and different--at first. But, I must admit that it gets tiring after seeing it replayed time and again with only a change in characters.
  • the "danger" posed by the girls blowing, stroking, and/or fucking the guys in pubic as they drive through populated streets.
  • the different and unusual locations, which range from a cluttered auto garage to an empty warehouse.
  • Amy Brooke's passionate embrace of anal sex in Scene Five.

Hitch Hikers could have been better if:

  • Amy Brooke and Allie Jordan Jordan had cum during their scenes.
  • the video was more professional. There are numerous camera angle, jerky image, and color balance issues. In addition, there are often missing transitions between sexual positions...one second you're watching doggie and the next it's cowgirl. That's unnerving.
  • anal sex had been an integral part of every scene.

Things I didn't like about Hitch Hikers include:

  • the lack of cunnilingus during Scenes One and Two. Sex is never complete without pussy eating!
  • Scene Two. Seldom have I endured such a boring sex scene. I really think that Allie Jordan and John Strong were only in it for the money. No passion! No chemistry!

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.08
Average video rating: 4.10
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 3.88
Extras rating: 2.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.00

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


Naughty Natasha
Threesome Fantasies Volume 2
Fucking The Neighbors
Blacked Out 8
Angela Volume Three
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Vampires
Anal Savages 3
Nacho's Fucking Amateurs 2: Gangbangs
Tori Black is Back


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner