There's a bit of a plot to this latest release from Burning Angel, a release that appears is a bit of a return to form for the crew. Joanna runs a bar simply called 'Ugly' (it doesn't take a rocket scientist or pop culture expert to figure out what movie and famous hot bartender saloon inspired this feature!) that's the hottest place in town. If you're looking to get drunk and fuck a hot chick, Ugly is the place to be. Things are going swimmingly for Joanna and her team of hot bartenders until a health inspector shows up and threatens to close them down. Complicating matters is the presence of a patron who is under the legal drinking age and trying to get some booze and one of the regular customers just will not put on a shirt! No shirt, no shoes, no service, pal.
In the style typical of the Burning Angel features, there's a good sense of humor here. Look for an ungodly amount of PBR cans, their logos hidden by Burning Angel stickers, littering the background - it's one of the beers of choice for hipsters, alters and punks. Lots of tattoos on many of the girls, and a pretty kicking soundtrack accompanies the action. It's all in good fun, but that entertainment value doesn't come at the expense of high quality fucking! Here's a look:
Scene 1 - Joanna Angel And Mick Blue: Joanna takes Mick to the backroom where she takes charge and pulls his pants down after some heavy making out. He spreads her legs and licks her pussy and ass, and fingers her ass a bit before slipping it in and fucking her missionary style. She blows him and he bends her over and fucks her from behind vaginally and then anally. She spreads her legs and lays on the table in front of him and he plays with her snatch and then fucks her missionary style and cowgirl style. She drops to her knees and sucks him to a finish, ending a very strong opening scene with a lot of enthusiasm, gusto, and creative positioning.
Scene 2 - Moretta Cox And Brian Street Team: When everyone else takes off, these two get hot and bothered. He plays with her tits a bit and they make out before she bends over and he fucks her from behind. She gives him head and rides him cowgirl style and then reverse cowgirl style where she treats us to some nice clit soloing. He fucks her missionary, doggy and then spoon for a bit, her bright red hair contrasting nicely with her pale white skin, and after she rides him one last time he pulls out and squirts his load across her tiny, perky tits.
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Scene 3 - Joanna Angel, Kylie Kross, Dana DeArmond And Kleio: Lipstick lesbian orgy time! This one starts off with just Dana and Kylee going at it, with Dana taking charge and rubbing and licking away at Kylee's pussy with a lot of spirit. Dana's ass remains a testament to posterior perfection. Dana sits on Kylee's face for a bit and then they're joined by Joanna and Kleio, again with Dana taking charge and really giving Kleio's pussy a good finger fucking. The girls, each one a beauty, all go back and forth, fingering and sucking one another's pussies, with Joanna using a big black dildo on Kleio at one point. Good stuff! The toy action isn't up front here, it's mostly tongues and fingers, the way the best lesbian scenes tend to be, and you can tell all four of the ladies are enjoying themselves here.
Scene 4 - Mason Moore, Brian Street Team And James Deen: In the back alley behind the bar, Mason and her fake boobs decide to give head to Brian and James. She sucks them off, going back and forth from one cock to the next, and then the guys alternate between fucking her face and fucking her pussy. They go at it like this in typical three way fashion for a good while until they're ready to pop, at which point Ms. Moore dutifully takes a pair of facials and ends the scene.
Scene 5 - Kylie Kross, Kleio And James Deen: Pretty short haired Kleio is giving James a blowjob in the bathroom of the bar when this scene starts. Kylie is watching and fingering herself. James leans Kleio up against the wall and fucks her pretty hard, lightly choking her as he goes at it, and then he sits on the toilet seat and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, Kylie still fingering herself and enjoying the show. From there, the girls trade spots as Kylie gives him head and Kleio pulls off to finger herself and watch. James fucks Kylie from a few different angles and then both girls get down on their knees in front of him and he pops across their mouths.
Scene 6 - Dana DeArmond And Even Stone: Dana takes even to a room where they can be alone. He won't put his shirt on, but she doesn't really care once his cock comes out. She goes down on him and does a fine job with the oral, and he lifts her skirt up and fucks her when she bends over in front of him. She gets on the counter and he fucks her missionary style, first vaginally and then anally, and then she rides him cowgirl style for a few minutes, anally. She gets on all fours and he hammers that asshole doggy style while she rubs herself off, and then he pulls out and blows his load onto her face to end a pretty steamy ass-centric scene.
Scene 7 - Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Kleio, Mick Blue And James Deen: In this big finish the three girls take James to the back room for some alone time. They take turns sucking him and riding him and enjoying one another a bit as well, and then Mick comes into the room to get in on the action. Look for a lot of pussy to mouth and some ass to mouth here, as well as some double penetration. The guys go back and forth between the three girls and when they're all finished, the trio of lovely ladies kneel to receive two facials between the three of them.
This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level most of them time but there are a few spots where the music is definitely louder than it needed to be and as such it slightly overshadows the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.
The first disc contains only a menu and scene selection, but given the fact that the movie is four hours, that's probably for the best. But hey, if you want extras, Burning Angel has got you covered. Check out the second disc where you'll find a lengthy behind the scenes documentary section that features a general behind the scenes documentary (70:35) that takes us around the production and lets pretty much everyone involved in it say their piece, a segment on building that sets that are used in the feature (8:59), a collection of outtakes (9:00), and an amusing segment called The Evan Stone Show (17:26) that shows off the actor's sense of humor and features some nice clips from the scene he shots with Dana DeArmond.
The second disc also includes a collection of trailers for other Burning Angel releases, a massive still gallery and a web link.
A high quality four hour feature gives you plenty of bang for the buck, and Burning Angel even throws in two hours of extras as the icing on the cake! The sex scenes are hot, the feature is fun, and overall this set is pretty strong earning Bartenders a slap on the ass with the ol' highly recommended stamp!