Genre: Solo Masturbation Director: Cyrus Cast: Eve Lawrence,
Victoria Sin. Must-See Girls in Cast:Hillary Scott. Length: 02:13 Condoms: None. Bonus: One bonus point for the cast, which includes 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Hillary Scott.
Ever since I watched 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 1 and Vol. 2, and wrote reviews about them, I have become quite a fan of the masturbation genre. So much so, in fact, that I madly searched through my in-basket to discover some more luscious girls gone solo. Thankfully, I found From My Ass to My Mouth from Elegant Angel. It was directed by a newcomer named Cyrus and it rocks!
I like From My Ass to My Mouth even better than the 12 Nasty Girls series. Why? Because From My Ass is quite a bit longer than the 12 Nasty Girls movies. In addition, there are fewer girls--nine instead of 12. This means that each girl spends a longer time doing her thing for me. That's a big plus.
In addition, the girls are extremely nasty in this movie. The theme is anal self-love, and every girl fulfills that theme to a tee. Believe me, that is a whole lot kinkier than the mostly-vaginal play in the 12 Nasty Girls series.
That's not to say that there aren't any attributes of 12 Nasty Girls that are better than From My Ass to My Mouth. In particular, I think that the awesome use of lube and spit in 12 Nasty Girls is better than what you'll see in this movie. Also, I think the average beauty of the girls in 12 Nasty Girls Volumes 1 and 2 may be just a notch higher than From My Ass to My Mouth...even though Eve Lawrence and Nikki Hunter (in this movie) are both perfect tens.
With regard to sex, I'm applying my girl/girl rating scale to the solo scenes. All of the scenes in From My Mouth to My Ass would earn a five-star girl/girl rating. It's amazing that these girls can pull that off by themselves. Wow, they really know how to fuck themselves!
I'm definitely a sucker for pretty girls masturbating. I guess I'm just a pervert, but I really enjoy watching girls get themselves off. It's even better when they talk nasty to me while they do it. Director Cyris of his nine horny girls--delivers exactly the kind of solo action I like. Thanks!
Check out some photos of the girls in From My Ass to My Mouth here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Hillary Scott as well as gorgeous Eve Lawrence and champion masturbator Nikki Hunter! Enjoy!
To help evaluate solo movies, I've developed a list of categories of sexual factors that I like to see during masturbation scenes. Each time I write up a solo movie, the categories seem to expand...but that's to be expected as I see what more nasty girls do to themselves. Sometimes, no girl does one of the factors, so I don't award that prize. For example, in this movie nobody gaped her pussy. So, I'm leaving out that category. Similarly, nobody used lube. So, nobody gets the prize for best use of lube.
In any case, I award a "prize" to the girl who best fulfills each feature. Here are my " prize winners" for From My Mouth to My Ass. Keep in mind that these are my faves in each category. If you like to watch girls fuck themselves, you ought to watch the movie and judge for yourself!
Most Beautiful Woman: Eve Lawrence. Have you ever seen this girl? This wasn't the easiest of decisions because Nikki Hunter is also a solid ten.
Cutest Woman: Kelly Wells. This was another tough decision because Tyla Wynn and Kat are also as cute as can be.
Cutest Outfit: Kelly Wells. Believe me, there is very little wardrobe worn during the scenes. However, I had a look at the slide show and I really like Kelly's fishnet outfit. Honorable mention goes to Eve Lawrence's cheerleader outfit.
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Best Piercings: Nikki Hunter. Although Tyla Wynn and Kat both have their navels pierced, you just gotta love a woman who decorates her pussy with a clit-hood ring. Way to go, Nikki!
Best Tattoos: Flower. Her entire back is an artist's canvas!
Best Boobs (Natural): Tyla Wynn. They're shapely, soft, and suckable!
Best Boobs (Enhanced): Eve Lawrence. They're so big, they gotta be enhanced. However, there's no sign of scars or ripples, and they are not misshapen. Even better, they scream out SUCK ME! Eve had a first-class surgeon!
Best Ass: Tyla Wynn. This was another close call because I also adore Eve Lawrence's ass. However, Tyla's shapely ass is completely free from any sort of blemish or stretch mark. Damn, I want to bury my head between her cheeks!
Best Gaping Ass: Kat. You can drive a Mack truck up her gape (OK, so I'm exaggerating). Even better, her juice drips out of her hole as she displays it proudly.
Best Ass to Mouth: Hillary Scott. Damn, Hillary is nasty.
Best Ass to Pussy: Nikki Hunter. She moves her toy from her ass to her pussy and back on numerous occasions. So NASTY!
Best Pussy: Eve Lawrence. Although I also think that Tyla Wynn's pussy is world-class, Eve's is even prettier. It's bald-shaven around the perimeter of her labia. However, a beautifully-cropped chevron of pubic hair points the way to the heaven that is her vagina.
Juiciest Pussy: Naudia Nyce. Naudia fucks herself with a huge glass dildo and needs only a tiny bit of spit to lubricate the works! And, her juice makes her pussy shiny beautifully and causes it to slosh loudly when she finger- or dildo-fucks herself.
Biggest (most engorged) Clit: Naudia Nyce. As she fingers and plays with herself, her clit grows until it's big enough to suckle.
Best Tease: Nikki Hunter. Whereas most of the girls are already nude when their scenes begin, Nikki knows that she can inflame you even more if she slowly takes it off while talking to you with the nastiest of vocabulary! She also tells you what she's gonna do next and asks if it's OK with you. Nikki's an excellent tease!
Best Strip: Tyla Wynn. To begin her scene, Tyla pulls her panties up tight inside her ass crack and between her luscious labia while shaking her gorgeous ass in our faces.
Nastiest Vocabulary: Nikki Hunter and Kelly Wells tie in this extremely important category. Just listening to each of these women makes my blood boil!
Best Use of Fingers: Flower. Wait until you see how she uses her fingers in her asshole!
Most Fingers (Pussy): Hillary Scott. I can't believe I'm writing this: Hillary's box accommodates eight fingers!
Most Fingers (Asshole): Kelly Wells. Even more impressive than Hillary Scott's ability to swallow eight fingers with her pussy is Kelly's ass's capacity to hold eight fingers. Talk about accommodating!
Most Amazing Toy: Nikki Hunter. Nikki has a threaded screw-like dildo that has a crank on its end. Nikki inches the toy up her ass and cranks it so the threads push it ever deeper inside.
Nastiest Use of Toys: Nikki Hunter. Nikki pleases herself with three toys at a time. Honorable mention in this category goes to Kelly Wells and her use of a vibrator to ream her asshole.
Best Pussy Juice Eating: Flower. After she squirts tremendous streams of ejaculate, she laps it up and swallows it.
Best Use of Spit: Flower. This talented self-fucker can hit her pussy with spit--not once, but twice during the scene!
Best Anal: Kelly Wells. Kelly's ass swallows eight fingers at one point and a toy plus three fingers on another occasion. Flower also deserves recognition in this category. Using her sphincter and anal muscles, Flower holds a toy deep inside her ass and then "shits" it out.
Best Double Penetration: Flower. Can you believe that she can shove four fingers up each hole at the same time?
Best Orgasm (non-squirting): Victoria Sin. There were so many orgasms in this movie that selecting the best required multiple viewings (tough job, but somebody's got to do it!). Victoria's entire body heaves when she cums over and over. Also worth mentioning are Hillary Scott's shuddering orgasms as well as Eve Lawrence's shivering and giggling climaxes.
Best Orgasm (squirting): Flower. Even though Nikki Hunter ejaculated a deluge, Flower takes the prize with four huge gushes of female cum. Additionally, Kat also squirts twice and Kelly Wells does so on one occasion.
Best Ass-gasm: Tyla Wynn. Tyla loves fucking her asshole so much that the resultant ass-gasm is awesome.
Most Flexible Body: Kelly Wells. She holds her feet behind her head while she fucks herself. Damn, I wish I were as elastic because the sexual possibilities would be endless!
Most Enthusiastic Woman: Eve Lawrence. She has so much fun during her scene that her excitement is contagious.
AND THE WINNER IS:
Best Overall Masturbator:Nikki Hunter. Even though Nikki had very strong competition from Eve Lawrence and Kelly Wells, I have to give her the nod because I could literally watch her--and listen to her--pleasure herself for hours.
Video (technical): The video is pretty good. The image is crisp and clean and there is no sign of grain, underexposure, or digital compression artifacts. The lighting is generally effective and the color balance highlights the natural color of the girls' skin, hair, and eyes. There's not much editing. But that little bit of editing is somewhat jerky. Four stars.
Audio (technical): Most of the audio is OK. However, it is apparent that a camera-mounted microphone was used: whenever director Cyrus--who's holding the camera--talks, the sound is loud and clear. However, in many cases, the girl's voice is too quiet because she's too far from the mic. Three stars.
Extras: The Extras are quite nice. In addition to a self-running slide show, there are also trailers of other Elegant Angel movies, a website promo, and phone sex ads. Nothing particularly nice about any of that. However, there's a very unique bonus scene that features squirt-queen Tianna Lynn, Enza, and director Patrick Collins. It's a mutual masturbation scene (quite uncommon), features a tremendous display of female ejaculate from Tianna, and results in orgasms all around. Four stars.
Aesthetics: Most of the locations/sets at which the scenes were shot are OK. The girls' make-up is a mixed bag and the wardrobe varies greatly. There is no musical soundtrack to evaluate. Three and one half stars.
Recap Average sex rating: 5.00 Average video rating: 4.00 Average audio rating: 3.00 Average production values rating: 3.50 Extras rating: 4.00 Bonus point(s): 1.00 Overall rating: 4.10
Legend: X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall) Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall) Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)