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Watermelons 2

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/20/10

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Watermelons 2

Third Degree

Genre: Gonzo, Large Tits

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Nikki Sexx, Rocco Reed, Jayden Jaymes, John Strong, Charley Chase, Dane Cross,  Sara Sloane, Mark Wood, Angel Dark, Anthony Rosano

Length: 134:27 minutes

Nikki Sexx

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 16:13 minutes. Most of the BTS was centered on interviews (in the nude & lightly clothed), but it only included Charley Chase and Jayden Jaymes for those that care.

Condoms: None

Jayden Jaymes

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Audio/Video Quality: Watermelons 2 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mike's works in the past, the overall look straightforward even with a minimal nod to soft focus a few times, such as during the tease montages. The grain and video noise were minimal, Mike again providing some of the best looking smut around. The bitrate tended to hover around the 5.6 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it and this helped elevate the production a notch in my book. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 224 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Charley Chase

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is certainly the most recognizable director at Third Degree, his technical proficiency clearly surpassing most of his peers in the industry. That said, his latest title under the company banner is called Watermelons 2, a big tit sequel to Watermelons 1. While some porn focuses on youth, others on experience, and still others on shapely asses, this one is geared to those of us that adore big breasts on hotty women, the five scenes starring babes such as Angel Dark, Jayden Jaymes, Nikki Sexx, Sara Sloane, and Charley Chase. My experience watching each of these gals tells me that their potential for strokable scenes is very high indeed, Mike presenting each of them using the standard formula of tease, oral, vaginal, and pop shot. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Sara Sloane

Scene One: Nikki Sexx, a busty little spitfire wearing a white crop top shirt and colorful bikini thong, was up first outside on the back porch. She teased by the pool in a slow motion montage, pouring water on her chest and was soon walking inside to be pawed by horny Rocco Reed. She aurally coaxed him to continue before dropping to her knees to slob his knob, the gal performing but doing so in a sexy fashion. He worked his pecker into her mouth with increasing tempo, largely skipping the oral reciprocation in favor of servicing her pussy with his cock. The scene was a mostly passive penetration, their relative lack of chemistry such that it will suit her biggest fans only, but while she did not live up to her potential this time, it wasn't a wholly bad scene, just limited. It eventually ended when Rocco beat off onto her chest, his small wad of genetic juice launched onto her tits.

Angel Dark

Scene Two: Jayden Jaymes, a fine looking brunette with a sweetly curved body, was up next as she used a shower wand to wet her t-shirt, her red thong barely holding in her labia as she warmed up in the bathroom. This was in slow motion and she mostly left her shirt on, an abrupt edit showing John Strong adoring her chest as though he was starving for some titty love. Jayden played up her assets here, smothering his face with her tits before he went down on her at length. I detected minimal chemistry between them but she managed to come across as if getting off all the same, appreciating the way he oiled her up for a titty fuck while she provided the dirty talk to inspire him further. That led to a blowjob and handjob, the couple vaginally screwing in several positions where she remained on top most of the time. John finished off with a titty pop that she licked clean, her eye contact enhancing the moment for me.

Scene Three: Charley Chase, a lean brunette with an ample set of tits, was up next as she teased out by the pool in her crop top, using a garden hose to wet herself down until she went into the house to greet moper Dane Cross. They kissed and pawed each other, Charley going down on him with a lot of energy. She tore her short and made all the right moaning noises, titty fucking him as he grabbed her hair roughly. She really savored his taste and then impaled herself on his modest cock, screaming as if on fire as her pussy clenched him tightly. Fans of pubic hair will appreciate her retro look too, her aural commentary adding some spice to the events as they unfolded. In short, she made me a believer that she was getting off, Dane unleashing a wealth of seed all over her chest (his biggest in a very long time) and face.

Scene Four: Sara Sloane, the blond contract hotty that has been less prominently featured by the company since another blond was hired recently, was up next outside where she wet her crop top and showed her tit cleavage from all sorts of directions. The non-explicit nature of the footage aside, it worked as her nipples poked through the fabric, Sara removing the short as the camera began showing off her splendid ass. An abrupt edit later and she was in a living room with Mark Wood, his hands all over her as the couple kissed. She then dropped down to blow him enthusiastically, moving into a series of occasionally active vaginal positions after that. I sensed no chemistry between them but she kept the show on track, milking his nut as it landed on her chest, the gal licking some of it up during her post coital blowjob.

Scene Five: Angel Dark, the beautiful young foreigner featured on the front cover, was up last and her sensuality impressed as she caressed her perfect figure while standing in and around the pool. The tempo of the montage music was slower here and she nearly made me forget about it altogether, Angel certainly welcome in my pool anytime she wants to come visit me. The montage showed her under the shower and posing sexily too, joining moper Anthony Rosano at the far end of the pool where some furniture was located to continue their tryst. She greedily gave him his hummer and she used a hand assisted technique, the aggressive blowjob leading to a limited amount of vaginal pounding (and oiling up). Anthony couldn't last long with Angel as his inspiration either, the gal soon rubbing out a load of spunk to her tits once the titty fuck was completed.

Summary: Watermelons 2 by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree had a great cast of busty young ladies but the energy levels and chemistry was not consistent so I rated it as a Rent It, the show certainly having enough stroke value for a few rounds of hand to gland combat but hardly the best work by any of the folks involved in making the movie. The extras were kind of basic and fans will certainly appreciate whichever ladies they find favor with, the movie just didn't live up to the original volume in the series. In short, Watermelons 2 might not have been as consistently appealing as Watermelons 1 but given ladies such as Charley Chase, Angel Dark, and Jayden Jaymes, you will find a lot to like all the same.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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