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Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/23/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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3RD Degree Films

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Miles Long

Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, David Perry, Amy Brooke, Mark Wood, Charley Chase, John Strong, Juelz Ventura, Erik Everhard, Asa Akira, Mr. Pete
Non-sex role: Ron Jeremy

Length: 154:49 minutes

Kagney Linn Karter

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The most interesting extra was a small set of stick on "jewels" included in the package, the cover calling them "Vajazzled Jewels" as a sort of cheap bling for those that care. The best extra was a 28:14 minute long bit of Behind the Scenes material. There were trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase, and spam.

Condoms: None

Amy Brooke

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Audio/Video Quality: Vajazzled was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Miles Long for 3RD Degree using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; the crotches not as consistently well lit as they should have been but generally well handled. The composition of the shots were typically flattering to the ladies and there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 5.1 Mbps area so it did not look bad but aside from the light haze here, it was again okay. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

Charley Chase

Body of Review: Miles Long is one of those directors at 3RD Degree (and elsewhere) that provides a capable set of technical skills with little discernable style most of the time. For him, it's all about the ladies and that makes sense since consumers tend to think the same way. His latest title is called Vajazzled, the premise being that the ladies get their pussies decked out with glitter and small shiny pieces of material (a concept popularized by mainstream actress Jennifer Love Hewitt on talk shows and her book). Personally, I'm not a fan of jewelry but if some hotty wants to showcase their "precious lady" and show it to me, I'm not against it either. The sex scenes included work by sexy Kagney Linn Karter, Charley Chase, and Asa Akira so even if this was just another gonzo production based on a limited appeal gimmick, I figured it would have plenty of stroke value all the same. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Juelz Ventura with Erik Everhard

Scene One: Kagney Linn Karter, the beautiful contract hotty featured on the front cover, was up first as she was interviewed on the couch by Ron Jeremy. After some small talk and her showing off, David Perry showed up to begin kissing her. That led to him going down on her and Kagney throating him a little. The blowjob led to a titty fuck and the couple engaging in a few positions of vaginal penetration, her moans sounding real even if their chemistry was minimal. She did best at the cowgirl variations but this was a relatively passive ride for her, Kagney typically looking at the camera instead of him. The scene finished when she jerked his genetic juice out of his cock onto her face and chin, providing some post coital oral.

Asa Akira

Scene Two: Amy Brooke, a blond with great legs and a firm ass, was up next as she came down the stairs with a toy by Evolved Novelties, masturbating with it until Mark Wood walked into the picture. She blew him in a seductive manner, aggressively enjoying his pulsating rod as she looked up at him from the couch. Her clean shaven pussy was decked up in less elaborate fashion than Kagney's had been, her blowjob certainly more enthusiastic which led to him pounding her pussy, some intermittent head by both of them included at times. The active vaginal ride was followed by a moderately active anal ride, the toy coming back into play as she used it on herself at times, some more vaginal plowing leading to Mark unleashing his small nut of population pudding on her crotch.

Scene Three: Charley Chase, a busty brunette with a neatly trimmed pubic mound, was up next as she followed suit and pulled out a small toy from the company's Evolved Novelty line to masturbate with, an erect John Strong walking over to get an active blowjob from Charley. She was into giving him head and it showed, her pussy getting a lot wetter as she continued slobbing his knob. This wonderful hummer led to him hammering away at her pussy with his pecker, her active vaginal riding and eye contact showing she was having a great time. It ended when he withdrew to allow his semen to run down her ass crack, their chemistry obvious even if he didn't go down on her at length.

Scene Four: Juelz Ventura, a cute brunette wearing a nice dress with black panties and bra, was up next discussing her own vajazzled look, soon ending up on the couch at Erik Everhard's place. She showed off her decorated clam and he was impressed, his playful manner shown by how he tugged at her panties with his teeth before they began making out. She wanted more from him so she lowered her panties, Erik pleasuring her orally as she spread her legs. Juelz then blew him but he wanted more of her crotch, her eye contact such that she appeared to like him as he worked on getting her off. They then began various vaginal positions and she was an active rider, her pornish moans a little loud but not as fake as they tend to be by some of her peers. Both of them glistened with sweat by the time he jerked out a wad of semen to her lower abdomen, the look of satisfaction on her face most telling.

Scene Five: Asa Akira, a sexy little Asian with large tits, was up last as she described her plans to have a sexy little tryst with Mr. Pete, her blue bikini undies enhanced with some body jewelry. She provided a tease montage but the lighting was too low at the second story railing, Asa moving down the stairs to greet Pete on the couch. He took a few pictures and they kissed, Pete working his way to her pussy to give her some pleasure. He then used his hand to get her off a time or two, believably at that, when she reciprocated on his cock, kneeling before him to show her appreciation. The active throat fucking was replaced by some active vaginal penetration, the various positions allowing for different levels of stimulation for each of them. Asa was loud about her enjoyment and with some intermittent oral, the scene ended when she sucked him off one last time, her hand to gland combat draining his balls dry of sperm that flew from her chin to her lower abdomen.

Summary: Vajazzled by director Miles Long for 3RD Degree started off slowly with hotty Kagney Linn Karter but picked up steam when the interview format was dropped in favor of simplicity. The majority of couples showed some chemistry and enthusiasm, making this pornographic seminar about the vajazzled phenomenon worthy of being Recommended for porn lovers everywhere. In short, while the premise of the movie title was a bit weak, Vajazzled was a decent showcase for most of the talent to show off more than just some rhinestones and paste jewelry, it gave them a chance to show that they enjoy sex with one another in an active manner while getting off.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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