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Take It Lake A Man Vol 1. Azz on Fire

Studio: Pitbull Productions » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 7/25/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Production Date: May 2007

Directed By: Jalin Fuentes


Cass, Blaze, J Wheels, Kapone X, Marcus, Nubius, Remy Mars, Slim Thug, and Swift

Runtime N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 54 Minutes. Yes.

Scene One:

After an argument, Cass (nice-looking with short dark hair, glasses, and a toned/smooth/body and Remy Mars (good-looking with short dark hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body) have fun making up with some deep 'n wet soul kissing and body rubbing. Cass' pants are soon down revealing dark pubes, plump balls and a big uncut cock. Remy grabs that throbbing piece of man-gristle and crams it down his throat giving excellent head. The guys are soon in a sixty-nine with Remy on top still sucking that large dick as Cass eats Remy's butthole. There are no good camera shots of the rimming and the viewer will not be able to see any tongue on hole action. Remy re-straddles his boyfriend and ends up playing a game of the ol' sink/bounce with plenty of nice penetration shots from behind as he hops up 'n down on that big thang.

Remy jacks his own chubby cut cock while filling his man-chute with that pork. Switching to the missionary position, Cass continues to drill Remy fast, smooth, 'n hard with nice penetration shots from above and behind where the viewer will also be able to see Cass' hangy nuts and tight hairy asshole. These dudes are clearly into the action and give energetic performances. The guys switch positions again for some wild doggy-style lovin' with groovy penetration shots from above and then it's on to some side/missionary with tasty shots of the ol' in-out from the front. Cass really does put Remy through his butt-sex paces, baby! Remy busts a large ultra thick nut on his stomach while being fucked. Cass pulls out, jacks off, and shoots a thick load on his fist.

Scene Two:

Blaze (good-looking wearing a black wave cap, cool facial hair, and a slender/toned/smooth body) and J Wheels (handsome with closely-cropped dark hair and muscular/smooth body) are hanging out jamming to some tunes. J Wheels has more than listening to music on his horny mind and is soon pulling down his baggy blue jeans revealing shortly-trimmed pubes and a tasty clipped dick. Blaze sinks to his haunches taking his buddy's cock down his throat, sliding his mouth up 'n down, and giving a mighty fine blowjob leading to a groovy face fucking session.  J Wheels digs the head and fills the room with heavy breathing and moans of appreciation. He pulls Blaze's hard clipped tool out and begins jacking it while Blaze continue to blow him. Switching up, Blaze is now fully naked lying on a table with his tight shaved bunghole fully exposed. The camera shots of the rimming are hot and Blaze definitely is enjoying having his asshole eaten.

J Wheels fucks his pal in the missionary position fast 'n smooth with penetration shots from above that are obscured by Blaze's balls and some crummy ones from the side. The guys then reposition themselves for some doggy-style where dude continues to bang his buddy with some okay penetration shots from behind where needs to be less shadows are more light to see the action better. There are also some shots from below that would be better if the camera was in focus! Finally, there are some excellent in-focus penetration shots from below. Hallelujah! Blaze goes wild with some of the ol' sink/bounce rockin' 'n rollin' on that cock and cramming all the meat up his butthole. There are hot penetration shots from behind as he gives that baloney pony a good ride. While back in the traditional missionary position, J Wheels pulls out and dumps a very thick load on Blaze's balls. Blaze jacks off shooting a thick load of jizz on his stomach.

Scene Three:

Kapone X (good-looking with short dark hair, goatee and a slender/toned/smooth body) is checking out his CD collection deciding on some tunes. When he sees that some are missing, he confronts Slim Thug (good-looking with short dark hair, goatee, and toned/lightly hairy body) about the discs. Slim uses his charm to seduce his buddy with deep wet kisses, body rubbing, and nipple pinching to make him forget all about the CDs. Slim pulls his shorts down revealing dark pubes and a big fat clipped cock. Kapone X is down on that thang in seconds sliding his hungry mouth up 'n down giving some excellent head. Kapone X strips down showing off his own pubes and cut cock before getting back down to making complete oral love to his friend's chubby man-meat while playing with his own butthole.

There are some very mouth-watering close-ups of the cock sucking. Kapone X up his tight hairy bunghole leading Slim Thug to tease it by slapping his mushroom knob against the pucker in beautiful close-up! Slim Thug then munches down on that tasty asshole with hot camera shots of the ass eating and tongue fucking. Ha! Slim Thug says something about a "pussy fart" but I cannot make out the exact words. The rimming is a huge turn-on and the guys are very into each other and the action. After more head where Kapone X deep throats Slim Thug's meat-monster, Slim Thug slides into his pal's tight hole from behind and fucks him long, smooth, 'n fast. Slim Thug's large hangy nuts obscure the penetration shots from behind but at least the viewer gets a good look at those hairy thangs and his equally hairy asshole.

Finally, there are some excellent camera shots where the viewer will be able to see that big fat cock sliding in 'n outta that tight man-hole. This scene is scorching hot! Slim Thug man-handles Kapone X into the missionary position where he continues to use his buddy as a personal play-thang. I love how these two guys are totally into each other! Slim Thug continuously pulls all the way out and slams back in while talking to Kapone X. There are excellent penetration shots here. Reaching to point of no return, Slim Thug pulls out, yanks his rubber off, and shoots a thick load on Kapone X's butthole. Kapone X beats off with eyes glued to his pal's still pulsing cock and cuts loose with a small thick load on his fists.

Scene Four:

Cass (scene one) is looking for some action and give Swift (very good-looking with short curly dark hair, goatee, and toned/hairy body) a call for some man-on-man fun. As soon as Swift arrives, he down on his knees sucking Cass' big clipped cock providing an excellent blowjob leading to a groovy face fuck. Through the magic of abrupt editing, Swift is now completely nude bent over showing off his tight shaved asshole. Cass munches down on the quivering pucker with some finger fucking. The rimming camera shots are not good at all.

Cass then slides in from behind and fucks his buddy long 'n smooth with mediocre penetration shots from above/side as Swift wildly hunches back 'n forth demanding more dick up his hole. Cass drills that bunghole like it's the last one he will ever have. Changing to the missionary position, Cass is still up to his old trick of fucking fast 'n hard and there are finally some excellent penetration shots from behind. These two screw like out-of-control bunnies. Cass straddles his buddy, jacks off, and shoots small 'n thick on Swift's face. Swift pull his clipped pork (the first good look we get at it) and dumps an equally small nut on Cass' face.

Scene Five:

Nubius (handsome with short dark hair, goatee, and a smooth/muscular body) is sleeping when burglar Marcus (nice-looking wearing a black wave cap and a muscular/smooth body) sneaks in through an open window making enough noise to wake the neighbors up but not Nubius. Ha! Now, what is the first thing a robber would do? Case the joint? Look for valuables? Naw! He lights up a cigarette! Nubius finally wakes up and forces Marcus down on his bed. "Are you gonna fuck me up, son? I'll suck your dick, son!"  Dude takes this fool up on his oral offer and soon Markus is chowing down on that big cut dong providing a very inspired blowjob.

After a while, Marcus strips down showing off his beautiful body leading Nubius to begin rubbing the burglar's tight shaved asshole. Nubius soon slides his large dick up that tight chute from behind and fucks Marcus fast 'n smooth with over-lit penetration shots from behind that are obscured by Nubius' nuts while Marcus jacks his hard clipped pole. Switching to doggy-style, Nubius continues to bang his new pal fast as lightening/rough 'n tumble with nice penetration shots from above. Dude fucks the heck outta Marcus! "I'll never rob you again! I swear!" To finish up, the dudes pull their pork with Marcus cutting loose with a spotty thick load on his stomach 'n thighs. Nubius shoots a thick load at the same time hitting Marcus' hand.


The movie is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The lighting can be harsh at times washing out the picture, the picture quality is grainy at times and the hand-held camera out of focus at times.


The sound is nice 'n clean allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak and get down to man-on-man action and there is a nice funk instrumental score.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selections, chapter stops, and trailers for: Holla Back Boi and Da Hating Game.


Take It Like A Man I: Azz On Fire is a real mixed bag. The guys are all hot giving no-holds-barred performances; however, the technical aspects of the production are very uneven. I'll start with the good. Scene Three is excellent with two men who are clearly into the action with plenty of excellent close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt-sex penetration. The four remaining scenes are adequate (scenes one, two, and five) to poor (scene four). There are times when the lighting is much too harsh washing out the picture, hand-held camera out of focus for short times, and grainy picture quality. I'm going with a Rent It for the hot guys, their enthusiasm, and the very hot scene three.

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