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Deal Closers

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/27/10

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Deal Closers

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Vignette; Feature-lite

Sara Sloane in a new bonus scene

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Isis Taylor, Anthony Rosano, Gracie Glam, Marco Banderas, Jayden Jaymes, James Deen, Angelina Armani, Rocco Reed, Kagney Linn Karter, Mikey Butders
Non-sex role: Mike Quasar

Length: 121:51 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, some trailers, and a short set of bloopers lasting 5:24 minutes exclusively devoted to Jayden Jaymes and James Deen. There was also a bonus scene lasting 16:19 minutes featuring Sara Sloane and John Strong offered up as a "brand new scene" but it was not related thematically to the title even if it was a welcome bonus.

Condoms: None

Isis Taylor

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Audio/Video Quality: Deal Closers was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong and even, making the production look better than most in the field are capable of offering, Mike being one of the best directors regarding technical matters you will find. The grain and video noise were negligible, Mike again providing some of the best looking smut around, there being no video noise or compression artifacts that I could see. The bitrate tended to hover around the 5.8 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it and this helped elevate the production a notch in my book. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. The dynamic range was as truncated as ever, the voices clearly heard and the music lightly balanced into the production with some care.

Gracie Glam with Marco Banderas

Body of Review: Mike Quasar has long been one of the most capable directors in porn, his many works for Zero Tolerance and related companies proving his worth time and again. His latest fuck flick coming in for review was Deal Closers, a nod to the California real estate market as seen by someone that clearly watched the state meltdown over shoddy practices. As a limited feature, the scenes were all tied to selling houses starring hotty Kagney Linn Karter, the cast including ladies such as Isis Taylor, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam. While Kagney looked great on the front cover, I had my doubts as to whether this one would be as good as most of the work under Mike, I almost wondered why he didn't include a scene by Raylene as an expert in the field. The back cover described the movie like this: "The economy may have crashed, but the high stakes world of real estate has never been hotter! Meet the semen siphoning sales team willing to close the deal by all means necessary! Bad credit? Don't worry - they'll bend over backwards to give you a perfect score! They're up against the wall (and on their knees...) desperate to get you inside - and not just in their homes!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jayden Jaymes with James Deen

Scene One: Isis Taylor, a curvy cutie with lightened hair, was up first as a realtor dealing with English prick Anthony Rosano, the man hamming it up even more than usual. It was a cute verbal exchange between the two that set the pace for the sex between them, the gal sucking him off and providing some handjob action as she removed her clothing for the vaginal sex. He did go down on her between positions and she did provide some eye contact with him, her sweetly shaped ass enhancing her look as he pounded away at her snatch. She was not always an active rider here but she kept the fake porn screaming to a minimum, sucking him off between positions about as much as he gave her some inter-penetrative head as the pasty white mope plugged away. The scene closed up when he deposited a "dollop of manly goodness" to her mouth, the genetic juice oozing down her chin. They did not appear to have any chemistry together but he remained in character for those that care.

Angelina Armani with Anthony Rosano

Scene Two: Gracie Glam, a very cute brunette wearing a standardized outfit, was up next drumming up business in the form of gardener Marco Banderas, his role about the most believable of the entire cast. He had little to say except pointing out he had some oranges, the two ending up in bed where she jumped his bones to seal the deal. I loved seeing her ass in the air, her strong legs making it look so much tastier. Her oral efforts led to him licking her crotch, the expressions on her face signaling that she enjoyed his skillful work. She actively rode his cock in most positions, pushing back to meet his thrusts in doggy for example, Marco sealing the chemistry-filled deal with a large load to her face. Gracie savored the experience and licked him several times, making it a better scene than the previous one.

Kagney Linn Karter

Scene Three: Jayden Jaymes, a curvy brunette with a great smile, was up next on the couch with James Deen, the man seemingly in a contest to see who could ham it up more (between the men at least). He pushed her to the white couch and began tearing off her clothing, going down on her pussy and ass before plowing her pussy in several positions. While they seemed to have some chemistry together, she was not an active rider in the vaginal tryst, finally giving him some head well into the scene but only for a moment. James ended it with a load of population pudding to her abdomen, the scene cutting away too fast to show much more.

Scene Four: Angelina Armani, a lean gal with lightened hair, was up next as "deal closer" a chick with perhaps the worst credit of all time. She wanted the house that Rocco Reed was selling but she wanted him more, her bikini underwear revealed quickly when her minimal outfit was tossed aside so she could go down on him. Despite her past of meager performances, she gave good head here, his hands caressing her as the two became naked. She was also an active vaginal rider too, though he did not go down on her and the scene ended rather quickly with a facial.

Scene Five: Kagney Linn Karter, the cover babe dressed as a real estate professional, was up last as she took on crooked mortgage broker Mikey Butders, so he would help her clients afford the houses the team had sold them. She gave him some head and a titty fuck, his hands pawing her all over before they vaginally screwed in bed. Kagney is one of the finest looking performers with the "classic" porn look but she was extremely passive until the end of the scene, even then preferring he do most of the work. I loved watching her fleshy ass ripple as he pounded her but it could have been so much more, even the blemishes on her ass not bugging me a lot despite their lack of chemistry. She did keep eye contact with him and he gave one of the biggest pop shots of his career all over her abdomen and tits, but it was not enough to save the production.

Summary: Deal Closers by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was not one of his better works but it still merited a rating of Rent It, the ladies all attractive enough to fuel my spank bank for a viewing or two before shuttled off to the family archives. The degree of heat and chemistry was inconsistent in the scenes though the entertainment value of the men hamming it up in their roles was certainly funny enough that a montage of their quips would make great YouTube fodder. In short, while Deal Closers was unable to close the deal for a better rating, fans of the ladies will probably enjoy the action enough to give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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