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Massive Asses 5 (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/27/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Charley Chase (click for trailer; all pics courtesy of Elegant Angel)

Massive Asses 5

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Brooke Lee Adams

Director: Mason/Sam No

Cast: Charley Chase, Manuel Ferrara, Brooke Lee Adams, Michael Stefano, Alexis Breeze, Mark Ashley, Catalina Taylor, Caroline Pierce

Length: 168:17 minutes

Alexis Breeze

Date of Production: 3/27/2010

Extras: The best extra was the short, 9:51 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Mason and the cast having a good time. The rest of the extras included some trailers, a photogallery, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes along with some spam.

Condoms: None

Catalina Taylor

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Audio/Video Quality: Massive Asses 5 was presented in a decent 1.78:1 ratio widescreen color as released by director Mason/Sam No for Elegant Angel using the standard definition VC-1 codec with 1080p resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows so the picture appeared to be in line with her other work to date. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, but her skill levels have definitely been improving with the camera too, showing she pays attention for those that care (in fact, most of her current works look almost identical to those of Nutsack). I saw no compression artifacts though there was only a 15.1 Mbps video bitrate but the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the ladies and their well lit bodies. The compositions of the shots helped maximize the potential of the ladies too, rarely relying on extreme close ups all the time as some seem destined to do and the editing by Team Royson allowing her vision to remain as complete as possible. The difference between this title, and pretty much all the other high definition titles at the company versus such works from their peers in the industry is that Elegant generally doesn't hamper their resolution, detail, and colors with all sorts of filters, gels, and other methods used to blur out some of the physical blemishes like they do, the final product far from optimal but typically a leap ahead of them by comparison. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 256 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, the grunts and groans heard well enough but the music by Mybeatshop elevating the proceedings just fine yet again.

Caroline Pierce

Body of Review: Mason/Sam No is a female director that shares a distinction few of her peers can claim in that she was sent packing from a production company for trying to make porn too hardcore for the male owners to accept, her visions of depravity currently fitting right in at Elegant Angel. Her latest release is called Massive Asses 5 and this review is for the high definition Blu-ray version (hence the lack of screen captures provided; subject to later revision). The dynamic is the same as ever; get some of the shapeliest rumps in the world to tease and get oiled up, then actively ride the presented cocks, some even doing anal for the first time such as Brooke Lee Adams. With ladies such as Caroline Pierce, Catalina Taylor, Charley Chase, and Alexis Breeze all shot in high definition, I figured this one would be a solid selection of strokable scenes to appreciate, filling the spank banks of people around the world for some time. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Charley Chase, a popular brunette wearing a shiny purple bikini, was up first as she spoke with the director inside the large house, the following montage done outside in the sun with plenty of oil covering her sexy body. Her thong rode deep inside of her ass crack and she removed it to do some booty clapping, the montage ending to leave her placed on a yellow couch inside with studly Manuel Ferrara. His hands were all over her and he serviced the bushy babe at length, the gal gyrating her hips as she sat on his face before he stuck his head inside of her ass crack to rim her. He started teasing her by rubbing his pecker along her ass crack but she wanted him in her mouth so she slobbed his knob with abandon before directing him to bone her like he owned her once she returned the ass crack tease. He slapped her rump and she liked it rough, aggressively riding him vaginally by impaling herself on his cock. She was loud and proud of working with him too, their personal chemistry enhancing the replay value and strokability, the couple providing intermittent oral on each other and moving upstairs to continue their heated tryst. It ended when he launched his load of genetic juice all along her ass crack, Charley providing some post coital head to clean him off.

Scene Two: Brooke Lee Adams, the sexy lean gal featured on the front cover in her neon blue bikini, was up next in what was billed as her first on camera anal. She discussed matters with the director out by the pool where it was revealed that her shorts were on top of an even skimpier white thong, the attire matching her leggings and stripper shoes. She looked perfect in terms of lighting, makeup, and shot composition, the interview moving forth to the usual tease montage as expected. The oil-centric antics enhanced her look further and her shapely ass beckoned to be plundered before the tease gave way to her ending up on the inside couch with Michael Stefano. He pawed her while they kissed and even though he was not in the same league as Manuel, he devoted himself to getting her off and comfortable with some diddling and oral work to cause her first climax. The oral led to some preliminary vaginal penetration where she was moderately active, the introduction of the anal activities slowly beginning with his tongue, then fingers, and then his cock. She learned to take it fairly well and while their chemistry levels were minimal, she was looking good the whole time. There was some ATM here and the general routine regarding oral and penetrative swapping around was kept up, the scene closed out with a wad of population pudding gracing her sweet ass as expected.

Scene Three: Alexis Breeze, a curvy Latina in a pink bikini, was up next as she brought some sexy positive energy to her interview and subsequent tease montage. While not as thick as some of the larger gals in the industry, Alexis is built solidly in a way that makes her the perfect booty babe, the oil & water teasing by the pool getting her ready to rumble with driven Mark Ashley. She walked in and he immediately jammed his face between her ass cheeks, the white couch contrasting to her tan rather well as he continued. This was another case where they couldn't wait to do all their oral, preferring instead to provide some intermittent head to each other between the positions of vaginal penetration. They shared a lot of chemistry and she was a most active rider, pushing back to meet his thrusts readily in most positions, her aural coaxing enhancing the scene for Mark and the casual viewer too. As far as that oral goes, it was clear they both savored the experience each time they did it too, moving past the usual "doing it because they had to" stage to truly get into giving each other pleasure. They maintained eye contact and appeared to make getting each other off a mission, Mark's talented hands giving Alexis a very wet conclusion before he bust a nut of semen on her sweet ass.

Scene Four: Catalina Taylor, a cute gal with some serious curves wearing a black bikini, was up next as she showed off the junk in her trunk, the interview taking place outside by the pool. Her body was not as firm as some of the others but her fleshy ways worked well with the theme of the day, the oiled look helping to enhance what she had as she posed and moved around before being hooked up with Michael Stefano. He likes women from all backgrounds and with all shapes and sizes, making him the perfect choice to work with her even though he might not be a top tier stud like the other men in the movie. They went to the white couch and the telling contrast again looked pretty good, Catalina making sure she sucked him off before giving herself to him in any significant manner. He orally serviced her and she followed his lead, both moving forward into some various vaginal positions where she just wasn't as active as most of her peers unless she was on top of him, then she went overboard to compensate for the lack of chemistry they shared. In all, it was an energetic bout of boning though, the performance ending with the usual pop shot to the ass where his spunk ran down and she looked up at him with a smile, and sense of accomplishment as he walked around the couch to kiss her.

Scene Five: Caroline Pierce, a lean brunette that has been in porn for a long time, was up last as she displayed her shapely ass in some red booty shorts in the all-too white living room. She wore a matching top and the director seemed impressed for all she had to offer, the tease montage appearing a bit less lengthy and polished to me for some reason. In any case, when it was over, she lucked out by being placed on the same couch with studly Manuel Ferrara, his dedication to getting her off orally reciprocated when she slobbed his knob showing just why she is such a popular oralist, leading to numerous positions of heated vaginal penetration. At first, I thought she was going to do anal too since she began warming up her ass but it was not meant to be and while she was just fine with the usual selection of positions and oral focusing on vaginal material, it would have been a nice change of pace too. He spanked her enough to leave marks and it was clear she wanted him to get even rougher but also dish out just as well as she took, the face sitting leading to him jerking off to her fine ass.

Summary: Massive Asses 5 by director Mason/Sam No for Elegant Angel was not a perfect movie and the limited extras were only offset by the decent length of the movie itself but the trysts were almost all full of chemistry, heat, and enthusiastic couples willing to push their respective limits so I gave the Blu-ray version of the flick a rating of Highly Recommended. I know some people believe that the series should be exclusively anal but frankly, in most cases these days, such titles either show gals way past their limits looking like they hate to be there or they are done by women so shot out that you could fit a baseball bat in their ass and they might not know it so I'm content with a healthy mix of sex acts where the couples are having a lot of strokable fun. In short, Massive Asses 5 in Blu-ray was a lot of fun, had lots of replay value and strokability, and offered a cast of curvy ladies with ample samples to provide inspiration for your "self love" sessions so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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