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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/3/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Zero Tolerance

Genre: All Sex

Director: Danny Case/Pat Myne

Cast: Courtney Cummz, Mick Blue, Brandy Aniston, Danny Case/Pat Myne, Nikki Sexx, Mr. Pete, Kagney Linn Karter, MacKenzee Pierce, Michael Stefano, Mason Moore, John Strong, Mark Wood

Length: 144:40 minutes

Courtney Cummz

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The best extra was the 10:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that gave the ladies more screen time as they cleaned up and hung out on set, some interview footage included as well. There was a photogallery, a slipcover, and a pop shot compilation from the show.

Condoms: None

Brandy Aniston

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Audio/Video Quality: Chestnuts was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with a 1.78:1 aspect ratio as shot by director Danny Case/Pat Myne for Zero Tolerance as offered in 480 resolution using the MPEG-2 codec for this standard definition release. The action included decent lighting, helping eliminate most visual flaws with the production, though there were a few compression artifacts. There was some grain too but the video bitrate was high, coming in at around 5.9 Mbps when checked, the editing a bit on the unpolished side but otherwise looking good but for some of the time when the lighting was too strong for the camera to handle well. The lighting was consistent but the camera was far too often handled with a strong leaning towards close ups. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English at 224 Kbps and with a 48 kHz sampling rate without any separation or elevated dynamic range, the microphone on the camera apparently doing what was needed to hear the ladies closest to the director. In all then, it was definitely a movie made with the visuals taking precedence over the aural portions of the show but the ladies could all be heard, sometimes a bit too loudly though.

Nikki Sexx

Body of Review: Danny Case/Pat Myne has been making porn since before most women in the industry were born so it is no wonder that his works for Zero Tolerance always have an audience. He likes to show tease and the women wearing sexy lingerie, his casting typically employing some of the best known performers of the time that have the looks or performance skills needed to set themselves apart. His latest fuck flick is called Chestnuts, the emphasis this time being on ladies with big tits that like to use them to please men. There was a bit of anal too but the majority of copulation centered on vaginal only, a few of the ladies really cranking up the heat as I have seen them do a number of times in the past. In terms of eye candy though, contract performer Kagney Linn Karter definitely stood out from the pack, no wonder the gal has been sported on box covers all over the place. The back cover described the movie like this: "Throw her on her back and slide your huge cock between those tits right into her mouth, then while she's choking on your pole, jam your balls between those melons and let her fun bags massage your nuts til you blow your load! These hot sluts want the chestnuts!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kagney Linn Karter and MacKenzee Pierce with Michael Stefano

Scene One: Courtney Cummz, a curvy gal with a great ass, was up first as the workout partner of Mick Blue, her blue booty shorts and short white top showing her spilling out. He gave her some pointers and as she worked out, she had some wardrobe malfunctions, both of them soon warming each other up orally. The clothing came off and Courtney slobbed his knob, straddling him so he could eat her out in a 69 on the floor. That led to a series of active vaginal penetrations, Courtney slowing down a bit during the anal where she amped up her aural performance a notch while masturbating. This continued until Mick rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her chest, Courtney savoring her newfound source of body lotion.

Mason Moore

Scene Two: Brandy Aniston, a curvy brunette with a nice tan, was up next as she gave a strip tease dance out by the pool to some bad music. She seemed to be having fun showing off, the resolution of the camera markedly weak until she moved inside where she hooked up with Danny Case/Pat Myne, initially continuing her solo masturbation act with a toy from Evolved Novelties. She was juiced up and ready for cock, Danny going down on her at length before she blew him enthusiastically and gave a titty fuck. Brandy impaled herself on the cock and did plenty of taste testing, Danny fingering her ass as her shapely rump pumped away in various vaginal positions. He ended it by jerking off to her tits, the population pudding landing mostly on her right titty though she provided some post coital head too.

Scene Three: Nikki Sexx, a visually interesting gal wearing classic black lingerie as she posed in the mirror, was up next as she offered up some tease shot in overly stylish manner. The fishnet stockings and clear stripper shoes enhanced her legs, the gal masturbating on the couch until she was joined on the balcony by Mr. Pete, both of them retiring to the couch to go all the way. He played with her tits and went down on her, fingering her holes as she demanded of him before they screwed actively. There was no chemistry between them but it was a decent performance, her oral skills soon coming into play followed by a short titty fuck. The vaginal penetration positions after that were a mixed lot but she took the chest pop well enough, the small load of semen gracing her chest before some additional head and titty fuck closed it out.

Scene Four: Kagney Linn Karter, the major hotty eye candy featured on the front cover, was up next with MacKenzee Pierce and Michael Stefano, the contract gal initially making out with him as she squirmed around in his lap. This turned MacKenzee on, the trio moving to a large circular bed where pink-attired Kagney blindfolded him as MacKenzee slobbed his knob. There were some moments of tenderness (such as the small kiss Kagney gave him) and heated passion (the gals assisting each other during the oral and vaginal work) but the chemistry levels were inconsistent. There was relatively minimal penetration since the ladies were so good orally, the ending titty pop not followed up as well as the other scenes in the show.

Scene Five: Mason Moore, a sexually assertive brunette with a lot of ink, was up next taking on both John Strong and Mark Wood. Her tits poked through her white shirt and she had car troubles, finding the two men rather helpful once she applied her physical assets to the problem. Rather than assisting her right away, they began feeling her up and she liked it so much that they moved into a starkly decorated room (pink and white walls and furniture) for her to kneel before them to inhale their cocks very aggressively. The semi-POV camera angle worked much of the time and Mason carried the scene in terms of how active she was during the oral and vaginal sex, slowing down for the DP and anal but still showing how much she liked getting her holes tapped. There was a lot of taste testing and she orally inspired their wads of spunk landing on her tits by their own hands, Mason showing off her new glazed look.

Summary: Chestnuts by director Danny Case/Pat Myne for Zero Tolerance might not set any world records in sales but it showed the director offering up a solid set of five scenes with a bunch of busty beauties all well versed in providing heated performances for the viewing public. I thought it earned a rating of Recommended despite some minor technical flaws with Kagney Linn Karter serving as spank bank eye candy, Courtney and Mason as the slutty gals you wish you knew, and Brandy and Nikki fleshing things out nicely. In short, Chestnuts might have been named something more appropriate but Danny still has the touch when it comes to getting ladies into the tease, oral, and frisky antics that fans expect of his flicks so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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