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Breakfast Club, The: XXX


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 8/8/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody

Running Time: 2:16

Release Date: July 6, 2010

Condoms: None

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Breanne Benson, Brooke Van Buuren, Faye Reagan, Samantha Ryan Syren Sexton, Tessa Taylor, Chad Alva, Levi Cash & Sonny Hicks

The Movie

In 1985 the original "Breakfast Club" was released. Now twenty-five years later we are brought "The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody".  After waiting for many years, we can now enjoy segments of these characters until now we could only dream about. Much of the movie follows the original characters, settings and actions. Even though some of the five sex scenes were not as strong as they could have been. There is one thing for sure. If you ever wanted to see Claire or Allison from the original movie, do some fucking and sucking you will see Andy San Dimas and Faye Reagan deliver it, in the roles they play. I was 28 years old when the original movie came out and have watched it many times. New Sensations has brought a new twist to so much I wondered about and I it is about time.

Scene 1- Syren Sexton & Sonny Hicks

Sonny Hicks flashes back to a time when he was with the beautiful Syren Sexton in Niagara Falls. When the sex started, I did not get the right vibes or should I say, they didn't seem to be in sync with each other. Something was just missing. All the sex you would expect was there, but to me it never hit the high note. Syren, gave head with lots of tongue and used plenty of spit as she sucked way. There were nice close ups of her lovely breast, great ass and pretty pussy while watching her fuck in different positions. When she took a load on her tits, she wiped it with one finger and gave it a lick and some cleanup head. Even with all of that, there wasn't that extra boost to bring me to attention. For me the scene never gave me a rising to get it off the ground.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie

Scene 2 - Samantha Ryan & Chad Alva

Samantha Ryan always enlightens the screen and this is no exception. Samantha takes Chad Alva back to her office for some discipline and extra special attention. There is nice foreplay, kissing and a great close up of Chad sucking on Samantha's lovely nipples. You will see close ups of her suckulant pussy lips and her ass as Chad goes down on her. To return the favor, Samantha gives Chad some head, that includes deep throating with lots of spit. The nut-buster for me is when Samantha looks up with those beautiful eyes of hers while sucking cock. I have to to stop the movie, clean up my mess and then continue on. Once the fucking began, well we all know that when Samantha fucks, she fucks. No matter what position she is in during the scene she gives it her all and gets into it with her actions, movements, facial expressions, comments and sounds. What I really liked, is that what I expected from her in this sex scene in the role she plays in the movie, is exactly what she delivered. The scene is closed out with her taking a load in her mouth and licking his head clean.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Doggie, Cum In Mouth

Scene 3 - Breanne Benson, Brooke Van Buuren, Tessa Taylor & Levi Cash

Scene three brings Levi Cash flashing back when he was in the locker room with three cheerleaders. Sounds pretty exciting, huh? Well it wasn't as totally exciting as I was expecting. Let me start first with the cheerleader character roles. The girls are all lovely ladies and I have seen all of them in some great performances. The problem is they were cast more as prissy cheerleaders, where in my opinion they should have be cast as a little more wild to slutty. As far as the sex, there was some three way sucking and sharing, but most of it was too dainty, especially in the beginning. There was a mix of girl/girl throughout the scene, but it had too many ups and downs and wasn't constantly strong. In one quick shot of Brooke going down on Breanne, she was licking off to the side of her pussy, which completely does nothing for me. Brooke, did give a good fucking as she always does when it was her turn. But, the other points in the scene when she wasn't fucking, she seemed hesitant and not sure what she should be doing. Breanne Benson just wasn't at the level she normally is and maybe it was that the role wasn't just right for her. In getting through the scene, she had a bit to much fake moaning, that just doesn't rock my cock. Her stronger segments were when she was dong girl/girl in the scene. Tessa was the strongest of the three, but I feel could have been stronger if she was matched up with different girls and as a wilder cheerleader. It seem at times, she was holding or being held back. Maybe the vibes weren't there for her where she could have responded to better. She was very strong when fucking and she makes it worth to watch the scene through. Throwing three girls into a scene together, doesn't make the scene. It's placing the right three girls that sync and can perform well together that makes the scene. In fact the only erections for this guy came was when Tessa was in motion. The other thing that took away from the scene was, often the camera would kind of loose a girl or not grab all the action. Therefore in fairness to the three ladies, maybe there was more, but I just didn't see it cause it wasn't caught on camera. As the scene was winding down, I was hoping the pop shot would at least do it for me. But, it wasn't what was needed to help save the overall scene. Levi, splatters all three girls with some nice target shooting and and there was a little kissing and licking at each other, but nothing to write home about. I think that when the scene was cast and put together, there should have been more thought put into it.

Positions: Oral, Girl/Girl, Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Facial

Scene 4 - Andy San Dimas & Levi Cash

Andy San Dimas was so perfect for her role. She nailed her character Allison, from the original movie right on the money. Andy had her actions, expressions and sounds perfect in both the non-sexual and sexual scenes. Not only in character did she play the role out so well, but in the sex scene, she was and did exactly what one would think of when having sex with this Allison. Even when fucking, she had her grunts down so right. You really felt you were watching Allison fuck and Andy brought a great body with her tits, lickable pussy and sweet ass to deliver it even more. Being that dirty girl when she sucked cock there was plenty of spitting and slobbering, including spitting on her own tits. Her screeches and yelling out "Fuck that pussy", were great. When she fucked, she slammed against Levi and kept pounding away. There are some good shots in this segment, that brought it all to life. Making sure she kept that dirty little fuck and bit of a freak girl, well when Levi was licking Andy's asshole, she yells out "Lick my dirty little poop shoot" and then face fucks him with her asshole. Taking a load at the end on her ass, she wipes it with her finger, licks them clean and then sucks Levi dry. A Fucking Fantastic Scene and so well played out. But I knew it would be as Andy San Dimas always delivers regardless of the role or scene she plays. When the original movie came out, for some reason over the years, I was entranced by Allison and would have loved to fuck her. Well I still haven't fuck Allison, but thank you Andy San Dimas for busting my nut as I watched it happen.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning

Scene 5 - Faye Reagan & Chad Alva

When it comes to the sex scene, Faye Reagan played out well in what one would expect to watch with Clare having sex from the original movie. There were great facial expressions and actions of being not sure what was going to happen and surprises as Chad made his moves. She had the perfect skin tones and body features of what you would expect Claire to be like when you saw her naked. This scene had some good close ups of Chad eating her pussy and finger fucking her too. Faye showed her oral talents by sucking, licking his balls and some deep throating. There were some good comments made throughout the scene of what one would expect from Claire and they had great timing. When Chad, pops his load all over her chest, the facial expression that Faye made were great and what you would expect. Faye wraps it up with a little bit of sucking. If you always wanted to get it on with Claire, well Faye will by far give you enough to rub off too.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggie,

Extras: Behind The Scenes, Outtakes, Party Version, Bonus Scene, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Trailers

Video & Audio: The video for the entire movie was very good with clear closeups to enjoy. Audio was good quality and you don't have to keep turning the volume up and down.

My Final Thoughts

Over all New Sensations did a pretty good job in delivering this parody, but it is not the strongest one they have put out. The scenes are mixed, where some were down right exciting and others just did not have the kick they could have had. One thing brought to the movie though, is the two most desired scenes do come through in character, acting and sex. We are also treated to a good scene watching the dean, fuck one of her students. The poor scenes are only two scenes in the movie, so if you can get past them the movie is actually very enjoyable. I really suggest to watch the entire movie and not just the sex scenes as so much of the non-sex segments are really good. If you enjoyed the original movie and wanna see what these young adults could be like in sexual situations, then by far I recommend you give it a watch.


 



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