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Meat Your Teacher

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 8/10/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Meat Your Teacher

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Gonzo/MILF

Condoms: None

Director: Ivan

Length: 126 Minutes + 32 Minute Bonus Scene

Date of Production: 04.15.10

Cast: Lisa Ann, Trina Michaels, Zoey Holloway, Vannah Sterling, and Carolyn Reese. The Guys: Dane Cross, Criss Strokes, Mikey Butders, and Tom Byron.

Overview: Ivan and his producing partner Tom Byron team up once again for 'Meat Your Teacher'. The director/producer duo is responsible for a number of gonzo themed flicks this past year. Themes explored include big butt cheerleaders, big tittied nurses, busty bartenders, and now the all-favorite school teacher fantasy. Ask most guys and they'll tell you about of at least one teacher they've wanted to pound on their desk. Well, that's exactly what Ivan is after in this new series, which stars Lisa Ann, Trina Michaels, Zoey Holloway, Vannah Sterling, and Carolyn Reese. Ivan's last few titles have consistent and entertaining; let's see if that streak can continue.

The first scene stars cover girl Lisa Ann in a sexy professional-type outfit. Lisa keeps Dane Cross after class for taking some provocative pictures during class and posting them to a "social network." Lisa over powers Dane and takes charge and teases him with some handjob strokes. Lisa eventually loses the outfit and teases us with her sexy polka dot bra and boy shorts. Lisa gets Dane's cock throbbing with an impressive blowjob, which leads to their first position of missionary on top of her desk. After a few minutes of Dane hitting it from the back, Lisa takes over by riding cowgirl. Lisa's signature bubble butt swallows every inch of Dane's cock as she rides him on top of the desk. The final position is reverse cowgirl, which is a personal favorite as you can see all of Lisa's glory. The scene wraps up with Dane unloading on Lisa's chest.

Sex Tags: Tease, Blowjob, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Cumshot

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Trina Michaels gets things heated with Criss Strokes in a tiny tank top and black booty shorts in a locker room. Criss stumbles upon a magazine spread that Trina did in her former days and begs him not to tell. Fortunately, this is a porn and Trina offers herself to Criss and loses the tank top. The skin tight booty shorts come off as she playfully teases Criss. A blowjob and some light titty fucking gets Criss hard and ready for Trina, who begins riding him in cowgirl. It's Criss; however, who takes control and fucks Trina doggystyle with her head slammed into a "Saved By the Bell" locker. Trina attempts to return that same energy, but doesn't fare as well. Criss finishes the scene by banging non-stop in missionary as he continues to dominate the scene. The scene closes with Criss unloading as he tit fucks Trina and squirts on her tits and chin.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Tit Fucking, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Cumshot

Dane Cross opens this scene by taking a "shit" in the bathroom, but gets caught smoking a cigarette and is called into Zoe Holloway's classroom. Zoe finds it appropriate to teach Dane alternative methods of relieving stress. The two get into some passionate foreplay before Dane gets his cock thoroughly sucked. The fucking gets started in missionary as Zoe lies on the desk and takes Dane's pounding. Dane's cock skills do the trick for Zoe, which is evident by her light squirting. The sex remains energetic from both Dane and Zoe, who have genuine chemistry for one another, which is clearly evident by the passion they produce in the scene. Zoe squirts numerous times before Dane cums on her tits and closes the scene.

Sex Tags: Foreplay, Blowjob, Missionary, Squirting, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cumshot

Vannah Sterling, a hot brunette quickly gets the scene started with a troubled student. Mikey Butders has a problem: his girlfriend can't suck cock, but Vannah believes she can solve his troubles. Vannah pulls her tits out and gives Mikey a sloppy, wet blowjob. Vannah packs a beautiful ass under her skirt and puts it in doggystyle for Mikey to fuck. Vannah keeps her stockings and garter top on as Mikey reams her in reverse cowgirl and into spooning position. Mikey remains in control of the scene and does all the work as Vannah gets pounded every which way. The sex is entertaining and keeps your attention until Mikey "gets his balls drained" on Vannah's face.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Cowgirl, Facial

The final scene has Tom Byron wandering and looking for Carolyn Reese. Tom plays the role of a superintendent and is checking up on Ms. Reese, who stumbles on a social network with provocative pictures of Carolyn. Tom is quickly seduced by Carolyn's flawless body and forgets the reason for his visit. Carolyn has an amazing body that is accentuated with her erotic polka dot bra and g-string set. Tom takes his time with Carolyn and eats her muffin, with Carolyn returning the favor with a blowjob. Carolyn gets on top of Tom and rides reverse cowgirl and gives us a glimpse of her all-natural and toned body. The last few positions make the scene as Carolyn and Tom share chemistry while riding each other to orgasm. The scene closes with Tom giving Carolyn a facial.

Sex Tags: Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Missionary, Facial

Bonus Scene: Tom Byron and Ivan include a stock scene from 'Seasoned Player 2,'circa 2007. The scene stars Nina Hartley, a woman that needs no introduction. The scene clocks in at over thirty minutes and includes anal. She performs with Tom Byron and go through the usual positions: cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, etc. The scene is average, but a nice addition to add value to the disc.

Special Features: A bonus scene starring Nina Hartley, behind the scenes extra, three trailers, a photo gallery, and filler material. The bonus scene has been reviewed above and the only other worthwhile extra is the behind the scenes feature. The BTS runs approximately twenty minutes and are always entertaining to watch as Ivan and the girls interact. The girls always have a great time on Ivan sets, which is evident by the smiles on their faces before and after their scenes.

Audio/Video Quality: Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo and is clear and consistent throughout the five scenes with no negative artifacts. Video was shot in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen format and presented in 480i. As with most Ivan/Tom Byron productions, video is strong with proper lighting and accurate colors and natural flesh tones. The vivid colors from the bra and panty set Carolyn Reese wears further exhibits the color detail within.

Final Thoughts: Ivan is one of the remaining directors who strive for an entertaining product time and time again. My initial expectation of 'Meat Your Teacher' was a school teacher fantasy flick, but the movie also caters to the MILF category, which exploded these past few years. Additionally, you add a top-notch performer like Lisa Ann and a well-rounded cast and Ivan's creative integrity and you get another winning flick. More importantly, production value remains high and you get a product worth your dollar. Highly Recommended

Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.

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