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Assterpiece Theatre 2

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 8/10/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

This four hour compilation from Adam & Eve brings together twelve scenes of fairly blistering anal action for your enjoyment and perusal. While not every scene is a scorcher, more often than not this comp will treat you right and leave little room for complaint, particularly if you're a fan of backdoor action shot close up and dirty like. The feature also spotlights some top talent, such as cover girls Holly Wellin and Kelly Wells, alongside some equally attractive and enthusiastic girls that might not be quite as recognizable to the casual porn aficionado.

There's no plot worth discussing and no set up at all, just twelve gonzo scenes, two hundred and forty minutes worth directed by Sue Ann Kourt. Here's a look at how it all plays out:

Scene 1 - Jamie Lynn & Tony Tedeschi: This scene cuts right to the chase as Jamie wastes no time getting Tony's cock into her mouth and sucking him off like the pretty blonde champ that she is. He eats her ass and fingers her box and then pounds her pussy missionary style for a bit before shifting gears on her and slipping it up her asshole. He takes it fairly slow but builds as she gets more into it. They finish the scene when he pulls out and blows his load onto her chest and lovely B-cup titties.

Scene 2 - Melanie Sugar Cube & Evan Stone: Once Even gets Melanie in the mood by way of some fondling and some fingering, he spreads her legs and eats her box to get her warmed up for the main event. She bends over and takes him from behind, vaginally, and then opts to ride him cowgirl style. They flip over onto their sides and he spoon fucks her ass, and to finish the scene he has her bend over in front of him so that he can stroke off onto her ass cheeks.

Scene 3 - Kelly Wells & Scott Nails: Scott's already got Kelly's cheeks spread for the camera when this scene starts so you know they're good and ready to perform. He slips his thumb up her ass to warm her up and then she gives him a wet, sloppy blowjob. She gets on all fours in front of him and he fucks her, vaginally, from behind for a few and then after she sucks his cock again she rides him reverse cowgirl, with his cock up her ass. She rides him pretty enthusiastically, albeit with some understandably trepidation, and he pulls out when she gets on all fours in front of him so that he can squirt his load onto her asshole.

Scene 4 - Tory Lane & Trent Sulari: This scene kicks off with pretty dark haired Tory giving greaseball looking Trent a blowjob on the couch. Once they're primed she climbs on top and rides him reverse cowgirl, giving us a good look at her spread lips as she goes to town on him. From there she spins around for some cowgirl action and slips a pair of digits up her ass while she fucks her. He bends her over on the couch and manages to cram his meat into her asshole while she works her clit over for the camera. He piles drives her ass for a few minutes and then pulls out and shoots a load across her tits and face.

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Scene 5 - Arianna Jollee & Joey Ray: Arianna looks fantastic all dolled up in some black lingerie on the white couch where we watch her finger herself. Joey comes into the room, obviously aroused, and she plays with him until he fucks her missionary style. She blows him and then he eats her ass and pussy from behind before she rides him briefly and anally in the reverse cowgirl position. She pulls off of him and finishes him with her mouth. He doesn't last long, and don't kid yourself, neither would you.

Scene 6 - Holly Wellin & Kris Knight: Holly looks foxy as all Hell in a saucy little French Maid's outfit as she struts in front of the stairs and teases us a bit. She fingers herself and shows off her killer body for the camera and then when Kris comes into frame, goes straight to the oral action. Once he's pumped up and ready to go she bends over in front of him and lubes up her ass for us. She sits on him and rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl and then he fucks her up the ass from behind, bending her over a couch and letting her really take it all in. He flips her over onto her back for more of the same, and then she climbs up and rides him cowgirl style. They finish up with some ass fucking in the spoon position and he puts a load right into her asshole to finish the scene up right.

Scene 7 - Chelsea Ray & Anthony Hardwood: Chelsea looks like she just walked out of New Wave Hookers what with all the garish neon, but hey, it works. She spreads her legs and he eats her snatch and then her ass when she sits on his face a bit. She gives him head and after that ride shim, anally, reverse cowgirl style. They switch to vaginal for a bit and then she bends over and he's back in her ass again, doggy style. She rides him anally, reverse cowgirl so that she can cram some fingers into her box while she rides him, and then he spoon fucks that ass before pulling out and blowing his load into her mouth.

Scene 8 - Poppy Morgan & John E. Depth: After a bit of talking and conversation that you won't care about, pretty Poppy shows off her tits and lets John go down on her. She responds in kind and after the head she spreads her legs so he can fuck her snatch. He shifts gears and she takes it up the ass cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and then from the spoon position. He pile drives her ass a bit and pulls out and jerks off all over her face.

Scene 9 - Kylie Ireland & Sledge Hammer: Kylie's already got Sledge's hammer all the way down her throat when this scene starts, her pretty red hair framing her face nicely. After she blows him he sucks on her tits as she rides him cowgirl style, slipping a couple of fingers up her ass as she goes. She gets on her back and he's all up in that ass, her big pretty tits bouncing around hypnotically. He bends her over and gives us a look at her big ass as she takes it up the backdoor, and to finish things he pulls out and strokes off into her mouth.

Scene 10 - Aline & Rod Fontana: Rod's all dressed up like a goofy cowboy in this scene. Aline seems into it, however, and responds by sucking his cock for him. He eats her shaved box - fair is fair after all - and then fucks her pussy missionary style. She rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl style, and then bends over in front of him for more of the same. He pulls out and shoots some jizz across her ass cheeks and the small of her back.

Scene 11 - Vanessa Lane & Anthony Hardwood: As the bad disco music blares on the soundtrack we watch Vanessa tease Anthony until his wood is in fact quite hard. He eats her pussy and then she returns the oral favors before he gets her on her back and fucks her bald beaver for a good long while. She gets on to her side and he spoon fucks her twat and after that she changes it up a bit by climbing on top of him and guiding his wang into her asshole, reverse cowgirl style, using a vibrator on her clit. He flips her over, legs spread flat, and fucks her up the ass from behind while that vibrator keeps doing its thing, until he's ready to pull out at which point she drops to her knees in front of him and sucks him to a big facial finish.

Scene 12 - Pixie Pearl & James Deen: This duo are better known for their work over at Burning Angel, but here they are regardless. She looks good in her black lingerie and he wastes no time fingering her until she's wet. She gives him head and then he lies her down and lightly chokes her while she fucks her missionary style up the ass, smacking her cheeks for good measure. They spoon fuck, anally, for a while and then she rides him reverse cowgirl so she can finger her clit while he pounds her ass. From there she gets on all fours in front of him and he fucks her ass doggy style, and to finish it all he blows his load across her stomach and then spoon feeds it into her mouth using his fingers.



This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullframe transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


The only extra of any substance is a bonus scene from The Surrender Of O with Evan Stone, Ava Rose and Mika Tan. The girls start the scene kneeling in front of him, in some leather fetish gear, and then proceed to use some sex toys on one another while Evan controls the action. Mika gets her ass fingered and Evan gets his eaten and then Ava rides him cowgirl style. The girls form a sixty-nine and move around enough so that each gets fucked doggy style, and then Mika takes it up the ass from Evan who eventually pulls out and jerks off onto their tits. Aside from that, there are a few trailers for unrelated Adam & Eve DVD releases, a still gallery, some advertisements, menus and chapter selection.

Final Thoughts:

Fours hours of consistently steamy anal sex is what Assterpiece Theatre 2 is all about. It delivers both quality and quantity in addition to a nice selection of talent. Some girl on girl or interracial action might have gone a long way towards spicing it up a bit, but that complaint aside, this is a pretty solid collection of backdoor action and it comes recommended.

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