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Alexis Meets Alexis

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/12/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Alexis Meets Alexis

Adam & Eve

Genre: All Sex

The extras

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Alexis Texas, Alexis Ford, Samantha Ryan, Rocco Reed, Amy Brooke, Chayse Evans, Tony DeSergio, Mr. Pete

Length: 157:41 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The main extra for those wanting sex will be the 20:56 minute long bonus scene from The F!VE as described below. While I was surprised the bonus scene did not come from contract performer Alexis Ford, it is understandable so early in her company career. Next up was a 15:40 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, the majority of footage showcasing the two female leads (Alexis Texas and Alexis Ford) getting ready, posing, and otherwise having fun. There was then a short, 9:48 minute set of interviews with the ladies, a 3:39 blooper reel, two photogalleries, a trailer (included above) of the movie lasting 1:57 minutes, a 1:57 minute YouTube BTS, some trailers, and spam.

Alexis Ford and Alexis Texas

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Alexis Meets Alexis was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve to be released in this MPEG-2, 480p resolution offering. In keeping with Andre's older body of work that I'm more familiar with than his newer stuff, the visuals showed how the man is better with vignettes than true features, Alexis as the focal point not hurting one bit. There was minimal grain and the lighting enhanced the look of the ladies. The video bitrate hovered around 3.6 Mbps and could have been higher (but for the extensive extras). The skin tones were slightly off at times in that respect but the action clear to see, making it a better looking show than some of the past efforts by the company though certainly not their best in recent years. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English stereo, the 192 Kbps audio bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate generic as could be. The moody background music in some portions of the movie was well done though the vocals seemed cookie cutter basic with no separation (the dynamic range minimal), some of the background noise left intact even though it bugged me no end (such as during the first scene).

Samantha Ryan with Rocco Reed

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Body of Review: Andre Madness is a long time director of porn currently shooting for Adam & Eve. While not his biggest fan, I recognize that he has certainly made some winners over the years, his best work always resulting from having access to more time, money, and technical staffers. His latest release is called Alexis Meets Alexis, a showcase for both hotty Alexis Texas, and newcomer Alexis Ford. Ms. Ford is the latest contract performer for Adam & Eve and this was her first two scenes with the booty-tastic Texan we all love so much, so the pairing had a lot of potential to please the fans. I recall her first scene in porn being in Brand New Faces 8 but haven't seen a whole lot of her yet, the gal doing her best to carve out a niche for nastiness via her twitter account. In any case, while there was little to tie the five scenes together in the movie, the two Alexis' were easily the biggest draw of the bunch, Chayse Evans, Amy Brooke, and Samantha Ryan rounding out the cast of cuties. The box cover described the movie like this: "What happens when sexy superstar Alexis Texas meets rising star Alexis Ford for the first time? Their chemistry is smoking hot, and with 2 scorching scenes of these ass-tastic adult film femmes getting down and dirty with each other, they rock the screen. This scorching all sex movie also features Samantha Ryan (who for years only performed girl/girl scenes) in a blowing, balling, boy/girl bonanza not to be missed!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Amy Brooke

Scene One: Alexis Texas, a curvy & popular blond from Texas (sitting on the front cover), and relative newcomer contract cutie Alexis Ford (standing on the cover), were up first in their first pairing onscreen out by a large swimming pool. The two wore minimal bikinis that accentuated their curves, the infamous Texas booty standing out as always during the slow motion montage. Ford certainly showed additional appeal compared to her early efforts on the small screen though, her eyes glistening with desire as the two paired up on the lounge chair. They orally serviced one another with a series of kisses as they caressed one another, Ford giving Texas more attention than expected. The gals then used a toy to penetrate with, the vibrator swapped out for a red dildo in little time. There seemed to be some chemistry between the pair that enhanced their usual energy, making it a solid lesbian scene altogether.

Chayse Evans

Scene Two: Samantha Ryan, an attractive young lady that has been in porn for years now, was up next as she took on Rocco Reed in a stylish bedroom. She wore a muff buffer skirt and tiny top, her sleek body appealing to him as they couple made eye contact. She danced in slow motion and stripped for him, her neatly trimmed bush soon getting some attention by the guy as the couple kissed, and he fingered her. He continued by going down on her as if he liked her taste and she reciprocated likewise even though it was not her most aggressive knob slobbing session. She did manage to go all the way down on his modest pecker and that resulted in some vaginal screwing, Samantha remaining a passive lay in all three positions before he unleashed his nut of genetic juice to her lower abdomen.

Alexis Ford and Alexis Texas

Scene Three: Amy Brooke, a skinny gal with a nice ass, was up next as she stripped for Rocco Reed, her purple thong swallowed up by her ample ass cheeks. Her classic lingerie attire did not last too long since it ended up on the floor, the couple maintaining eye contact as she climbed into his lap. He was sitting in a big easy chair and she began gyrating on his clothed erection, his hands pawing her as she moaned loudly in appreciation. Reed is considered one of the up and coming studs in porn, not quite the lame-ass moper many of his peers have shown to be, just in need of refining his moves with experience to live up to expectations. He seemed to truly want her and given her show, the strokable nature of her performance was never in doubt, the gal kneeling before him to blow him before she actively rode his pecker to full effect. He ended it by jerking off to her ass and crotch, going back in for a few more pumps as she tasted his plentiful population pudding.

Scene Four: Chayse Evans, a curvy brunette with an ass worthy of attention, was up next as she cleaned the house in her bra and thong, her ass cheeks also spread by the skimpy piece of fabric most readers would love to emulate. She wore some rubber yellow gloves, the only rubber in the movie mind you, as she cleaned, Tony DeSergio watching her in what amounted to a special blend of domestic bliss with eroticism. He approached her when the kitchen was finished (smart move) and hushed her up, the two kissing as they engaged in various forms of oral pleasing. Chayse was the more talented of the two, her aggressive blowjob showing substantial energy and enthusiasm if not chemistry. He throated her in return and provided some modest head, Chayse overdoing the vocals during the vaginal penetration positions but taking the facial of spunk well enough. It was even better that she appeared to swallow his load whole, keeping her eyes on his as the camera faded out.

Scene Five: Alexis Texas, Alexis Ford, and Mr. Pete, were up last, Ford getting ready by applying her lipstick heavily as her two partners made out in bed. The schoolgirl outfits were cute on the ladies, both of them keeping portions on for longer than I'd expect as they shared his cock orally and sat on his face. There was minimal lesbian action this time but the gals seemed to adore Pete, Texas always showing additional chemistry for her real life boyfriend and keeping his cock penetrating only her, Ford content to lick them both as the scene continued. Pete went to town pounding Texas and seemed to enjoy all the additional oral attention by the newbie but I did get the sense that he wanted to bang her just as much as his gal pal, busting a wad of semen on Texas's ass for Ford to lick before the all too quick edit ended the scene.

Bonus Scene: The F!VE: Alexis Texas, the curvy Texan hotty seen on the front cover between Jenna and Bree (second from the left), was up last wearing red lingerie and shaking her body in a night scene. I was surprised there wasn't a lot of ass footage here since that has been her traditional strong point since entering the industry but the camera appeared less intrusive and clumsy, the lighting changing midway through to provide accurate fleshtones just before she was stuck working with moper Danny Mountain. Alexis shook her ass while sucking him off, the guy placing his hands behind his back like a scared boy while she wrapped her lips around his turgid member (Danny acting like a statue while she was as fluid as I've ever seen her). Alexis tried to generate some heat from the encounter but his stoic nature didn't help, her blowjob leading to her climbing onto his rod where she impaled herself on his cock looking really hot as her ass rippled. He just laid there like a mope though and other than a few slaps to her ass, the scene was all about her, Alexis eventually adding dirty talk to try and jumpstart his sorry ass. She did some PTM and eventually drained his balls dry of semen, the scene such that as a fan I was okay with it but I wanted much more.

Summary: Alexis Meets Alexis by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve might have stood out even better had all the scenes focused on the two leads (Alexis Texas and Alexis Ford) but given the strength of the other scenes, it was still a welcome fuck flick using two increasingly popular ladies to provide for our collective spank banks, earning a rating of Recommended. The replay value, strokability, and increasingly outgoing Alexis Ford still has a very long way before she is considered in the same light as Alexis Texas but she shows enough potential that I can appreciate her fans enjoyment of her in her scenes. In short, Alexis Meets Alexis offered two trysts by the two Alexis' and that helped propel it to a place where fans might want to give it extra consideration, the end result of the five scenes and wealth of extras enough to float many a boat if you catch my drift.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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