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MILF Memoirs 3D


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 8/23/10


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Vignette, 3D, 2-disc set

Director: J. Lalls

Cast: Lisa Ann, Hunter Bryce, Renna Ryann, Jessica Jaymes, Diamond Kitty, Diamond Foxxx, Levi Cash 

Length: 185 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: There is a second DVD disc in the box. This one is the standard 2-D (two-dimensional) version of Milf Memoirs. A Pick Your Pleasure menu of several sex acts such as blow job, missionary, doggystyle, cowgirl, pop shot, and tease is included. The 3-D glasses worked with this section. A nice looking, but no special effects photo gallery section is provided. At least, my 3-D glasses did not work here. There are also instructions for inserting the dvd disc to download the IPOD version of this film.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The video and audio quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition, Dolby Digital, and it is widescreen 16:9. .

Overview: Milf Memoirs 3-D is the newest movie from the Funky Monkey Movies company. It is distributed by New Sensations. Their first film was the much anticipated spy parody Octopussy 3D. Unless you can play these films on a 3-D television set, the use of the 3-D glasses that are included in the box will be disappointing. When I was wearing them, I did receive some special images, but not enough to give this a very high rating for it's special effects. However, the movie as a standard two-dimensional item is good. The majority of the female cast give attention-grabbing performances. As to the 3-D technology, it appears that this field is going to become more popular to both filmmakers and the viewing public.  One can say that it is the next big thing. With the huge success of the mainstream film Avatar, it was only time until the adult industry got it's money-hungry hands on it. The genie has broken out of it's bottle and we will be seeing more 3-D releases in the future.  It's a great thing, but until 3-D television sets become more affordable, then, us fans will not be able to appreciate the total 3-D experience at home regardless of how many 3-D titles these studios put out.    

Scene One: In the kitchen, Lisa Ann teases the camera by blowing bubbles and playing with fruit by tossing them at the viewer. I did see some 3-D effects., but not much.  Afterwards, the hottie sprays whip cream at the audience as well. After spreading chocolate on her tits, Lisa sucks on Levi Cash's meaty rod with a horny attitude. Her behavior and vocal comments add to the excitement level of her performance. The reverse cowgirl moments are a huge turn-on since her remarkable looking ass is spotlighted for a lengthy period of time. The viewer can get lost in her scrumptious posterior. Later on, her sexual womanhood is also quite appealing to the eyes as she continues her riding session. However, the doggie activity does not look as good as the previous actions. The best parts of it are Lisa Ann's smiling face and her hanging tits, but the fucking session has gotten rather boring. Levi needed to put more effort into his screwing performance. Finally, she sucks his cock briefly before the pop shot is spread on her mouth.    

Scene Two: Hunter Bryce and Renna Ryann are kissing on the bed. Suddenly, Hunter's hubby catches them. They continue their make out session while Levi watches on. The women are cute together as they fondle and kiss one another. The titty sucking has a fond mood to it. The pussy rubbing is nice eye candy. Later, the girls erupt in a very playful pillow fight with feathers flying all over the place. Hunter and Renna have sensational chemistry. The pussy eating actions are a huge turn-on. Afterwards, Hunter is sucking on Levi's cock while the other woman is rubbing her own vaginal plaything beside them. The atmosphere of the scene keeps the viewer's attention span well. Hunter's cocksucking demeanor is fun and a bit sensual. When the screwing activity follows which only happens with Hunter, it feels emotional since her moans are memorable. She also eats Renna's juicebox in a nice manner. Quite frankly, before the fucking moments occurred, both ladies were the main stars and afterwards, it is Hunter who steals the scene and some viewers may forget Renna's cute personality or anything else she did. At the end, Hunter strokes him off in front of her face. This is the best performance in this film.

Scene Three: While reading a book, Jessica Jaymes rubs her beauty spot and tastes her fingers. All of a sudden, her neighbor catches her. The woman continues to pleasure herself in front of him. Later, the brunette is sucking Levi Cash's cock on the couch. Her determined and passionate cocksuck is solid looking. The cowgirl moments are cool looking. Jessica is enjoying herself. I really like her expressions when she stares at the camera. However, the remaining sex acts are not too exciting and the scene was too long. Later, she strokes him off at her wide open mouth.  

Scene Four: Diamond Kitty surprises her boyfriend on his birthday. She teases him nicely by caressing her big titties at him. The brunette is a very good seductress. She can keep the attention of the audience well. Afterwards, the woman is rubbing her feminine kitty and breasts. Then, she works over his hard-on with her hungry mouth and tits. Diamond Kitty is an appealing and fetching woman. The cowgirl session is nice looking, but not too exciting. Their doggie moments pick up some energy, but not enough to make it interesting. Finally, she jacks him off in front of her.  

Scene Five: Diamond Foxxx is taking a bubble bath. Her body is totally hot. The blond bombshell teases the camera extremely well by her vocal comments and active pussy rubbing. Afterwards, the foxy lady applies a sexy looking blow job. When she bounces on Levi Cash's cock, Diamond looks very pretty. However, I did not like the very tight close-up shots in this scene. With her beauty, it's best that we see most of her body in the shot anyway although the tight shots of her rear end were mesmerizing. The remaining sex acts were exciting enough to end this movie on a good note.   

Final Thoughts:  Even though this experience was disappointing in it's special effects qualities for me, Milf Memoirs 3D is still an entertaining movie with Heather Bryce, Lisa Ann, and Diamond Foxxx providing the necessary hotness to pull this production to a rental rating. I give a lot of credit to the production company Funky Monkey Movies in it's drive and committment to provide the public with 3-D sex films. The curiosity factor and demand are present, but it's going to take the mindset of television manufacturers to lower their prices for tv sets and not any studio's products to make 3-D go mainstream at home.

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