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Tag Team Sluts

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 8/24/10

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Tag Team Sluts
Starring: McKenzie Miles, Gwen Diamond, Brooke, Sarah, Lauren Phoenix, Heather Call, Smokie Flame, Alexis Taylor, Taryn Thomas, Kelly Wells, Roxy Deville, Holly Wellin, Ryan Meadows, Kiwi, Cindy Crawford, Carmel Moore, Meah Moore, Ashley Long, Fiona Cheeks
Scene 1: McKenzie Miles and Gwen Diamond
Scene One begins with the two blonds sharing a lesbian moment. Mr. Pete walks in and soon they're eagerly sharing his cock. One girl chokes on his meat while the other sucks his balls. McKenzie climbs on and rides while Gwen continues to lick his balls. Gwen pulls the cock out and sucks McKenzie's pussy juice off of it. Then she spreads her legs so that McKenzie can eat her cunt. Now it's Gwen turn and she hops on for some reverse cowgirl. Pete turns her sideways and fucks her spoon style so that McKenzie can ride her tongue. After fucking each girl doggy style for a few more minutes, he pulls out and blasts a massive load over both their faces. These girls are cute but there's no anal in this scene.
Scene 2: Brooke and Sarah
First there is a brief interview with the two unenthusiastic women. They get a bit of lesbian action on before Michael Stefano enters the room. They both suck his hard cock. Sarah gets on top and rides reverse cowgirl style as Brooke plays with her clit. They switch places and Brooke goes for a ride. Sarah lays on her side and Michael sticks his cock up her ass. Then they do reverse cowgirl anal. Next he plows her asshole from behind. She gets back on top for cowgirl anal. Brooke is mostly a spectator during all of this. Eventually Michael shoots his load into Sarah's mouth. Neither of these girls generated any heat or excitement in this scene.
Scene 3: Lauren Phoenix and Heather Call
Lauren, Heather, and Mr. Pete are all making out with each other. Pete tries to ask Heather some questions and she annoyingly refuses to give any specific answers. Lauren licks Heather's pussy. Pete comes over and fucks Lauren from behind. He pulls out and puts it in Heather's mouth to taste it. Then Lauren sucks his dick and she is such a better cock sucker than Heather. She loves to deepthroat. Pete fucks Heather sideways while Lauren plays with his balls. Lauren gets on top for some reverse cowgirl vag. Pete switches to her back door and she takes it without even flinching. She even gladly sucks her own ass juice of his cock. Heather climbs on and takes it up her cunt. They both suck his cock clean and then it's back up Lauren's asshole. She gets anally reamed in reverse cowgirl, doggy style, and spoon style. Finally Mr. Pete blasts all his man juice into Lauren's mouth, and then her and Heather share a sloppy kiss. It isn't really fair to put Heather in a scene with Lauren; she can't even come close to Lauren's nastiness and intensity. Plus I find her too pale and too skinny.
Scene 4: Smokie Flame and Alexis Taylor
Like every scene, this one starts out with Smokie and Alexis playing with each other. All of a sudden the scene cuts and we see Mark Ashley plowing Alexis' cunt with his mammoth meat. He moves over to Smokie and gives her twat the same treatment. He goes back to Alexis and pounds her pussy doggy style. The girls take turns stretching their lips over his shaft. Smokie rides Mark cowgirl style. Mark jerks off into Alexis' mouth and she swallows his load.

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Scene 5: Taryn Thomas and Kelly Wells
Taryn and Kelly begin with some lez action, even spitting into each other's mouths. Right away you can tell these two girls are nasty. Taryn loosens Kelly's ass up with a big toy. John Strong comes in and Taryn chokes herself on his cock while Kelly tongues his asshole like the filthy pig she is. Once his dick is greased up with saliva, he shoves it right up Taryn's ass. Kelly licks her pussy, and even tongue fucks her gaping ass when John pulls out. Taryn spews obscenities the whole time. I knew Kelly was dirty but Taryn is new to me and is a pleasant surprise. Kelly sits on John reverse cowgirl style and rams her ass up and down on his cock. Taryn sucks his cock clean and then takes it up her own pooper in reverse cowgirl. Kelly greedily sucks all her ass juice off his prick then climbs on to take it up her cunt. As she's riding him, Taryn fingers and licks her asshole. Next Kelly gets ass rammed spoon style. John puts Taryn's ass up in the air and pounds her while Kelly shoves her face between his butt cheeks. John pulls out and throat fucks Taryn, then squats over her face so she too can eat his ass. He fucks both girls again with their legs pushed way back. Finally, John drops a big load into Kelly's mouth. She then drools it into Taryn's mouth and they lovingly kiss. This is the nastiest and hottest scene in the movie so far, and also the longest.
Scene 6: Roxy Deville and Holly Wellin
Roxy and Holly take turns sucking on Steven French's hard dick. As always, Holly forces it down her throat and makes herself gag, covering it with slobber. Steven fucks Roxy's cunt from behind while she eats Holly's wet twat. Holly gets down there and sucks all the pussy juice off his cock. Roxy gets on top and takes it up the cunt in reverse cowgirl. Next, Holly lies on her side and we get our first anal action. While this is going on, Roxy licks and sucks on Holly's toes. Steven pulls out and cums in Roxy's mouth. She spits the spunk into Holly's mouth, who then swallows it down. This scene could have been so much better with Holly Wellin in it, but it was short and not nearly nasty enough.
Scene 7: Ryan Meadows and Kiwi
Kiwi is a cute black girl, but I don't find Ryan to be particularly attractive. They start off by sucking on Mark Davis' uncut cock very briefly, and then the scene cuts to Ryan bouncing up and down on his dick in reverse cowgirl. Kiwi pulls it out and sucks it clean. Mark bends Kiwi over and fucks her cunt from behind. Ryan sucks the pussy juice off it a few times. Kiwi and Mark loosen up Ryan's asshole with their fingers, and then Mark sticks his shlong up there. Kiwi even does some ass to mouth, so I appreciate her for that. Kiwi climbs on top of Mark and takes it up the pussy cowgirl style. Next Ryan lies on her back and Mark fucks her butt some more. She moans a lot but doesn't really look like she's enjoying it too much. Finally, Mark drops a big load of baby batter into Kiwi's mouth. She swaps it with Ryan, who refuses to swallow and spits it out all over her face.
Scene 8: Cindy Crawford and Carmel Moore
Cindy brings Carmel over to Mr. Pete's house to get acquainted. She tells him she does everything except anal. Everything except anal?? That's not really much, is it? She's already lost points in my book. Cindy gets between her legs and licks her pussy. Mr. Pete comes over and they both suck his cock. He then fucks Carmel from behind while she plays with Cindy's cunt. They both lick his cock clean. Cindy lifts her legs up and takes it up the twat. Pete moves over to Carmel and gives her the same treatment. We get a good view of his cock pounding her pussy from below. She's got a nice ass, it's a shame she doesn't allow it to be violated. Cindy squats over Pete's dick and rides him cowgirl style. When her turn is done, Carmel climbs on for some cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Eventually Pete jerks off what seems to be a very tiny load onto Carmel's face. There is no anal in this scene, so it's disappointing all around.
Scene 9: Meah Moore and McKenzie Miles
McKenzie is naked and rubbing her cunt, watching as Mr. Pete and Meah make out. Meah takes her clothes off and Pete starts to fuck her from behind. McKenzie licks her clit and sucks Pete's cock when he pulls it out. Both of the girls take turns sucking his cock. McKenzie does a good job of throating it and spitting all over it. Now she bends over and Pete fucks her pussy from behind. He stacks the two girls on top of each other and goes from pussy to pussy. Next he lies down on the couch and fucks Meah spoon style as McKenzie sucks his balls. This goes on for a while and then they move back to doggy style. Finally McKenzie actually gets a turn, as she climbs on top to ride him reverse cowgirl. Pete can't take it any more and pulls his cock out of her cunt and squirts all over Meah's face. Once again this scene has no anal.
Scene 10: Ashley Long and Fiona Cheeks
Ashley is a tall, skinny British beauty who I have always enjoyed watching in the past. Fiona is another blond with a nice body and a mouth full of braces. They are introduced, along with Steve Holmes. The lucky old fucker drops his pants and the two girls suck on his dick and balls. Then he gets down between their legs and tongues their cunts and buttholes. They get onto their hands and knees so he can continue to rim their spectacular sphincters. Soon he's fucking Fiona's pussy from behind. Ashley licks his massive cock clean and then takes it up the cunt herself. Fiona gets on top and rides him cowgirl style. Finally it's time for Ashley to take it up the ass, and Steve rams her doggy style. Next she does some reverse cowgirl anal, and both girls do ass-to-mouth. Both girls flip themselves over into the piledriver position, and Steve goes from fucking Fiona's cunt to Ashley's asshole. When he's ready cum, he shoots his load into Ashley's mouth and she swaps it with Fiona. Then somehow he's ready to cum again, this time straight into Fiona's mouth.
Special Features:
There are absolutely no special features on this disc.
Final Analysis:
This is a compilation disc. All of the scenes are from previously filmed movies. I do like how they tell you before each scene which movie it's from and who the stars are. I noticed that all of the scenes are from 2006 or earlier, so you're not getting anything new here. Not every scene has anal in it, so of course I can't give it my stamp of approval. In fact, the only scene that really achieves my high standard of nastiness is the one with Kelly Wells and Taryn Thomas. If you know anything about Kelly Wells at all, then you'll understand what kind of action I'm looking for in a porno movie. In general, Tag Team Sluts was just too tame for me. There's nothing horrible about it... in fact, it might even be good for couples looking for some spicy porn but who aren't quite ready to handle things like gaping assholes and anal creampies. However, it's just not my bag. I'm gonna say Rent It and then see what you think.

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