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Up Skirts 2

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/24/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Up Skirts 2

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

The Ladies

Director: Miles Long

Cast: Blue Angel, Erik Everhard, McKenzee Miles, Denis Marti, Andy San Dimas, John Strong, Amy Brooke, Pat Myne, Danica Dillan, Mark Wood

Length: 160:41 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The best extra was a 15:12 minute long bit of Behind the Scenes material. There was a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase, and spam. On a sour note, there was no striptease feature as advertised on the back cover.

Condoms: None

Blue Angel

Audio/Video Quality: Up Skirts 2 was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Miles Long for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; the crotches not as consistently well lit as they should have been but generally well handled. The composition of the shots were typically flattering to the ladies and there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.6 Mbps area so it did not look bad but aside from the rare light haze here, it was again okay. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed. The levels were set on the low side at times too but during the sexual portions, things weren't as bad.

McKenzee Miles

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Body of Review: Miles Long has been directing and otherwise assisting Zero Tolerance and its sister companies make some decent gonzo porn over the years, his own take on things tending to add just a hint of nastiness not so openly followed by some of his peers. His latest title making it my way is called Up Skirts 2, the sequel to a movie that never came in for review. The basic premise of the show was to provide five scenes featuring young and attractive ladies wearing muff buffer skirts with skimpy thongs on underneath, allowing men to get a peek of their goodies before they stripped and provided full service sex to the men. In some cases, this included anal but most of the time, a strict formula was followed, your appreciation of the movie probably related to the ladies such as Blue Angel, Amy Brooks, and McKenzee Miles. The back cover described the movie like this: "Do you linger under stairwells hoping to sneak a peek under a hot girl's miniskirt? Have you considered gluing mirrors on your shoes? Well put down the glue and pick-up the lube instead cuz your waiting days are over! ZT has brought you the sauciest sluts in the skimpiest skirts imaginable, and those firm round asses underneath are begging for much more than just a look. So go ahead and lift up the beaver's tail to reveal that juicy pussy you always knew was waiting for you!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Andy San Dimas

Scene One: Blue Angel, a frisky little hard body blond, was up first with studly Erik Everhard, her muff buffer skirt not doing a whole lot to cover her ass as her panties crept between the cheeks. Erik addressed the director with one of those "I can't believe I'm getting paid for this" expressions, Blue bending over a lot to showcase her sweet ass. They kissed, pawed each other, and he snacked on her crack both front and back before the highly expressive young lady reciprocated. He was more talented at giving head but given her nipple erections and elevated respiration rate, it was clear that she was having fun as she actively rode his pecker vaginally. Both did a lot of intermittent oral before the ending dose of genetic juice landed on her face too, Blue looking at the camera seductively during the ending post coital head. The company website described the scene like this: "Blue Angel is new to porn and a fresh face who's very welcome in this part of the woods. She's home from college for the summer and wants to shoot some porn scenes to earn some extra cash to pay for her tuition. She gets some big money along with some big cock and big cum facials to help her pass her time!"

Amy Brooks

Scene Two: McKenzee Miles, the fetching young blond featured on the front cover, was up next as she paraded around the outside and inside of a luxurious house with her purple lingerie on (the set from the cover), her lean figure looking better under the natural sunlight. She went into the house to talk to Denis Marti, his astonishment of her body interfering with his reasoning ability. She encouraged his advances by climbing into his lap, his hands caressing her ass as she continued to grind on his leg, some kissing leading to her slobbing his knob actively and sitting on his face after some fingering. The vaginal penetration positions were not always particularly active but she gave good head during the scene between positions too. She was on the loud side when it came to her moaning, something few viewers care for or believe indicates any level of excitement, but her ravenous appetite for cock was great. There was some anal at the end but it was very passive on her part, leading to some ATM during her facial as he jerked off to her mouth while looking up at him. The company website described the scene like this: "Mckenzee Miles was always a horny young coed but she's turned into a monster fuck ever since she got her boob job done, gobbling down cock and then fucking her meat puppets harder than they've ever seen her. She's got it going on and knows how to get the most cum cranking out of their cocks."

Danica Dillan with Mark Wood

Scene Three: Andy San Dimas, a popular brunette with a lean body, was up next as she teased the camera during the opening montage where her modest skirt hid her pussy and neon pink panties. She introduced muscular John Strong by crawling into his lap, the man playing with her slightly fleshy ass and her tits as she jerked him off. He snacked on her hairy box but she gave him a far superior hummer, her hand assisting in increasing the friction as she masturbated herself too. That led to some active vaginal penetration where she verbally coaxed him to press harder, John eventually rubbing out a nut of population pudding to her crotch. The company website described the scene like this: "Andy San Dimas is a great piece of ass with a super nice ass and she has a body that won't quit, literally. She goes on and on, fucking and riding that big bone. She can stay longer in the cowgirl position than just about any other porn gal we know."

Scene Four: Amy Brooke, a skinny blond with a tight crop top and a tiny skirt with pink thong, was up next as she teased pool cleaner Pat Myne from the second story balcony. She confessed to the camera that she did her best to portray an innocent but taunted him with her ass shaking in his face, the gal dropping down to blow him while rubbing herself in the courtyard. She concentrated most of her efforts on the head orally but jerked off his entire shaft, spitting to provide lubrication before they moved inside where he reciprocated on her pussy and ass, eating her out as she encouraged him to focus on her asshole. The vaginal plowing was passive initially but she moved into a 69 and came out doing a more active anal ride, her seductive voice enhancing the experience on the tan couch. She was more active on the second round of vaginal penetration too but seemed to prefer doing anal, Pat capitulating by drilling her ass yet again until popping a wad of spunk into her mouth. The company website described the scene like this: "Amy Brooke doesn't mess around when it comes to sex. She likes it hard and in the ass. This petite blonde university student has a fetish for anal sex and likes to take it up the butt whenever she can. She even decided to skip spring break and come straight to the studio to get more of that hard cock that she loves so much."

Scene Five: Danica Dillan, a very cute brunette with a skull pattern on her "very very short skirt", was up last as she indicated her love of sexy short skirts as well as a desire to flash people in public. She went inside to find Mark Wood waiting for her, the guy spreading her legs as he ate away on her crotch, her little cooing noises driving him wild as he focused on her clitoris. This led to a playful but short blowjob, Mark more interested in poking her pussy in doggy as he slapped her ass. The missionary led to some more active cowgirl variations, her vocals adding to the effect the entire time. The ending facial of semen came by his own hand with her assistance, Danica looking up at him as she sucked his balls dry. The company website described the scene like this: "Danica Dillan is another porn newbie that we can't wait to watch, with a set of pussy lips that grip a cock real tight after she's lubed it up with her spit. She likes riding the bone and then getting fucked while she's on her hands and knees and feeling the cock head tickling her little G spot."

Summary: Up Skirts 2 by director Miles Long for Zero Tolerance was a little uneven at times but the cast of cute ladies all seemed to work their respective strengths in such a manner that it helped them surge past any issues with a lack of chemistry or inconsistent riding skills so I rated it as a mid-level Recommended. The replay value, strokability, and technical values were all substantially decent and each scene had at least some up skirt action as promised. In short, Up Skirts 2 had five scenes of ladies showing off their assets while wearing skirts, the tease punctuated by often energetic action with their male partners to make this one for fans to appreciate.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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