Starring: Simony Diamond, Sasha, Antonia, Peaches, Logan, Amabella, Ian Scott, and David Perry.
So Cristoph Clark is one of Evil Angel's most prominent directors. This dude is best known for his "Euro Angels", "Hardball", and "Big Natural Tits" lines. I have only seen one other Cristoph flick before, that being "Cristoph's Beautiful Girl's 4" (Which was fantastic by the way). "Angel Perverse 16" is his latest offering. From what I can tell this series is designed to show the most beautiful young women in europe on filthy, depraved, animalistic sex rampages... COOL! One thing you folks will want to keep in mind is that Cristoph has anal in all his movies. So I'm betting there will be major ass gapage among other things in this flick. If that isn't your thing, you'll likely not be into this movie, but I'm game, so let's see what we have here...
Tech Aspects- Angel Perverse 16 is presented in widescreen letterbox format with standard digital sound. The video quality is quite good but the sound is a little static and warbled.
Extras: Not much here, A cum shot recap, a cast list, filmographies, and 9 Cristoph Clark Trailers.
Simony Diamond w/ David Perry
So this flick opens up with Cristoph taking a page from John Leslie's book and going for a Voyuer type of angle. We see Simony giving Ian some head in the background while Cristoph is all stealthy; Shooting around corners, window sills and so on. Finally the couple notice him and naturally they wave him on over so we can all watch the proceedings (Wouldn't everyone?). Simony is a sexy blonde with beautiful eyes and a great ass. She goes on blowing Ian like a pro. They fuck vaginally for like 30 seconds before Ian starts prepping her bunghole for some anal. Now, I like anal as much as anyone... but there is some serious vaginal negect in here (but, I digress). Simony seems to enjoy the ass pounding (as much as she seems to enjoy anything anyway), eventually they bring a toy into the mix. Not to give the coochie some needed attention, but rather to act as an auxiliary dick when Ian needs a break (I guess). The Scene ends with Simony taking the cum on her sexy long tongue as Cristoph masterfully grabs a POV shot so we can look at her eyes. Fun Scene, good opener
Sasha w/ David Perry
This is a goofy little scene. We start with Sasha dancing around and playing with an enormous black dildo. Sasha is a very pretty chick with dark brown hair and blue eyes, quite a cute little thing, but her outfit is just rediculous. A mesh top, zebra print short-shorts, pink stockings, and "diamond" studded sandals...WTH? I suspect whoever picked out this outfit endulged in a fat reefer beforehand. Anyhow, she is having some fun with her toy, sucking it and giving herself a little boning in the cooter, even adding in the ever-so-cute line "I loove big black deek". So after a minute or so of this, David Perry shows up stroking himself at the edge of the bed (just what I was hoping to see), and he steps in to start the anal. I mentioned pussy neglect in the first scene... No vag at all in this scene! Sasha has a nice one too, such a waste, but the anal is nice. This continues until Sasha jerks him until he cums all over her twat (and the camera... ewww) He fucks he a bit longer before we fade out. Alright, not the best scene. Pretty girl, nice anal, just not all that inspired.
Antonia and Peaches
This is a hot scene. We open with Antonia laying on a fur covered bed as Peaches comes into the romm talking about how she is going to school Antonia on anal or something (them accents). So they start making out and Peaches dominates Antonia. Peaches Warms up Antonia's butthole and gives her a glass dildo, then she bumps it up to a fat rubber dildo, then she goes for a huge glass dildo that ends up being to big for Antonia so she switches out for a more realistic rubber pecker. Peaches works Antonia's asshole until she cums. Peaches then goes for some satisfaction and straddles Antonia's face for a bit. Antonia takes over with an orange dildo and works Peaches cooch. Apparently Peaches had a "no anal" stipulation in her contract because she gets an all vag treatment, which is fine with me. They kiss a bit more to finish off the scene. Very sexy babes, hot scene!
Logan w/ David Perry
This scene starts with Logan, a cute, skinny, Hazel eyed blonde with a nice ass, laying on top of a dresser in front of a huge world map wearing a black and white pin striped top, and rose pattern stockings while David Perry jerks it on the bed. Now isn't there some kind of law against showing a dude jerking himself, BY HIMSELF, in any shot, in any straight porn flick? If not, there should be. Other than that, this scene is pretty good, Logan gives him a BJ, and they actually go for some vaginal this time in the spoon. Of course we knew the anal was coming. Cristoph shot this scene beautifully, it's pretty hot, and the performers seem to be into each other. David cums in her mouth and sends her back to the dresser top. Do you think there was some kind of theme here? I didn't get it, maybe you will.
Amabella w/ Ian Scott
Well unfortunately our closing scene is a bit of a snoozefest. Amabella is a sexy brunetter wearing a leather jecket and skinny jeans showing her cute little ass off. Ian Scott appears to be preoccupied and says he'll be with her in a moment. I apologise for not knowing the scenario in this scene, but the sound was really echoey and the damned music was so loud that I couldn't understand the dialogue, but who cares anyway. I'll be damned if Cristoph didn't get the dude stroking himself shot again. One more shot like that and I think we will have to send Cristoph to porno jail, seriously! So she gives him A BJ, and they fuck Vaginally and Anally on the couch... and frankly, that's about it! Amabella is a sexy chick, but her performance in this scene was such that she might as well been asleep through the whole thing. Ian cums in her mouth and Cristoph goes for the eye cam, this time after the pop as we fade to the end credits. Meh, not a terrible scene, but boring. Mostly due to Amabella being so dull, I normally give credit for trying, but she's didn't seem to be trying at all.
Okay, I'm a little dissappointed. Compared to "Cristoph's Beautiful Girls 4" this one feels very generic. I loved the Antonia/Peaches scene, and the rest was alright overall. I will say this though, if you are looking for sexy euro babes in nasty anal action, I have to recommend this flick, because that is exactly what you will find. Coming in as a Cristoph fan, I'd say rent this one, but if you just like anal and european honeys, and want a stable flick with both, this one is definately a buyer, great replay value, the stroke factor is high, and I can't really say it's that bad at all. So in closing, I give Cristoph Clark's "Angel Perverse 16" from Evil Angel a Recommended rating, it's been fun. I hope you found my review helpful, and if you have any questions or comments, send them to me at [email protected] Thanks for reading!