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Anal Acrobats #5

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/31/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Anal Acrobats 5: Special Set

Evil Angel/Jay Sin Video

Genre: Lesbian

Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Chastity Lynn, Proxy Paige, Lara Page, Alysa Gap, Phoenix Marie, Dana DeArmond, McKenzie Lee, Lea Lexus, Kylie Ireland, Jayda Diamonde, Sean Michaels

Length: 230:31 minutes (181:43 minutes & 48:48 minutes)

Chastity Lynn and Proxy Paige

Date of Production: 1/2010

Extras: The first disc had a cast list and some websites while disc two had all the extras (all but one scene of the movie was on the first disc). The other extras included a 66:30 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, 6 trailers, and a 2:17 minute long Blooper Reel, with a few website links. The second disc also had a huge 50:11 minute long heated outtake reel, five photogalleries, and some filmographies along with the second iteration of the cast list. The extra footage added more nudity and sexual misconduct, plenty more in terms of strokable footage, so it should not be missed, certainly adding value for me and most fans of the director.

Condoms: None

Alysa Gap and Lara Page

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Acrobats 5 was presented in a fetching anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 ratio color as shot by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel using the MPEG-2 codec for standard definition release (in 480 resolution). The bitrate was usually in the 3.1 Mbps range but the basic lighting covered the action fairly well so there were not a lot of shadows around during the scenes. The flesh tones were slightly too saturated and the composition of the shots was not always the best for the ladies but the anal tricks that so fascinated director Jay Sin were obviously the most important thing to capture for him; this being his core audience from what I've learned over the years. Still, the action was clearly recorded and the raw energy of the cast was caught better than I expected; making it a decent looking fuck flick in most ways, the editing by Vatos Locos, showing some care going into the final product. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; the lack of separation and dynamic range meaning the audio was a bit flatter than hoped for. It was low end audio for the most part but given the gonzo niche of the movie, this is to be expected. The musical interludes were pretty decent though and added to the fun but they did not last long for those who care.

Phoenix Marie and Dana DeArmond

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Body of Review: Jay Sin provides some of the most unusual porn at Evil Angel these days, never getting as dark as Jake, as male dominated as the others, and always trying something new in regard to the use of anal action with youthful looking ladies. His latest flick making it my way was Anal Acrobats 5: Special Set, a series of (mostly) lesbian scenes dedicated to displaying Jay's infamous love of stretched out assholes and huge toys. The kink factor was again very high here and the entire cast of ladies (and a single male in the final scene) seemed ready to rumble in backdoor style with a lot of toy use, circus act anal tricks, and debauchery in the five scenes.

McKenzie Lee and Lea Lexus

The company website described the show like this though: "A biology teacher might define "peristalsis" as waves of contraction along a hollow muscular structure (such as a rectum) that squeeze the contents onward. With five eye-popping, ass-expanding scenes that expose pretty girls' buttholes consuming, hiding and then squeezing out wild-ass foreign objects (and one big, black cock), director Jay Sin's "Anal Acrobats 5" might be defined as a graphic look at peristalsis, with surreal and cartoonish flourishes. Jay has assembled his usual, stunning array of fun loving, flexible vixens, and his vivid camera work captures their anally acrobatic exploits. Over and over he presents crystal close-ups of that breathtaking moment when a big ball or toy stretches the anus to maximum wideness, perched precariously in the pink threshold, about to be either sucked back into the warm, wet confines or expelled with a pop, leaving the asshole to gape open or wink closed. In skimpy bikini and heels outfits, blondes Proxy Paige and Chastity Lynn look like twins of petite girliness, but their buttholes are surprisingly adroit. Toys, balls and a big, black dildo create beautiful gapes too inviting not to tongue, and at one point Proxy's posterior winks, showing her intestinal innards. Jay dresses Russian sluts Alysa (a longhaired brunette) and Lara Page (a flaming redhead) as hot bunnies with ears and tails. Lara's ass ejects a billiards-size ball with a farting sound; Alysa gapes hugely and acrobatically, and this silly rabbit takes five carrots up her ass at once! Beautiful Dana DeArmond is made up as a pretty kitty who likes to trap toy mice in her butthole. She's joined by glamorous, big-assed Phoenix Marie for some gorgeous girl-girl ass licking - Phoenix' long tongue stretches deeply up Dana's sphincter. A striking close-up shows Dana's anus making spit bubbles! And Dana pries open Phoenix' gloriously gaping back door with eight fingers. Blonde Lea Lexis and tiny-waisted McKenzie Lee are wearing sexy leopard print outfits and sheer black panties when golf balls suddenly emerge from their assholes. They play with toys that inflate once lodged in their winking, gape-ready holes - McKenzie's muscular anal ring is super defined as it presses out foreign objects, ready to be tasted. After four all-girl scenes Jay presents a threeway climax of anal athleticism. Jayda Diamonde is a tall, longhaired hyper-blonde with the capacity to take two real apples up her ass at the same time! Kylie Ireland, the redheaded MILF favorite, brings a special presence to the scene with her matter-of-fact dirty talk, as if she's a pornographic middle school teacher. In a country setting, the girls polish apples in their asses till farmer Sean Michaels arrives, ready to plow some back yards. Jayda turns out to be an amazing deep-throater, and both ladies have rectums deep and friendly enough to take Sean's monster prick all the way to the balls. Talk about anal acrobatics - wait'll you see Jayda take an apple up the ass and then push it back out by fingering her pussy!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kylie Ireland and Jayda Diamonde

Scene One: Chastity Lynn and Proxy Paige, a couple of light haired ladies with tons of makeup on and silly attire, were up next as they kissed in a garishly decorated room. The pair did a lot of teasing for the camera before eating each other's assholes, some spanking and major toy use punctuating the action. Large glass balls in the ass aside, they winked at the camera a lot but still managed to convey a sense of exploring and fun, a bunch of toys used as things progressed to stretch their respective limits.

Scene Two: Lara Page and Alysa Gap, a couple of lean ladies dressed in pornified versions of Playboy bunny outfits, were up next as they rubbed together and carried on in kinky fashion. Lara had bright red hair and Alysa was a brunette, the two kissing at length as well as caressing each other before they carried forth the bunny concept to the max with a bunch of carrots. This time, the carrots became anal toys and Lara seemed intent on taking plenty of them anally, Alysa making up for it with a bunch of billiard balls and other toys. Each sucked ass and did ATM like champions, the action more mechanical this time but still the kind fraternity boys seem to adore watching in crowds.

Scene Three: Phoenix Marie, a major hotty anal queen, and brunette Dana DeArmond, were up next. Dana dressed and acted like a cat of sorts, some toy mice finding her ass the perfect home. Dana liked role playing as a silly porn cat, including some litter box antics and scratching on a shag carpet, Phoenix taming her once all was said and done. The gals played anally for awhile, providing a lot of rimming and taste testing, Phoenix far more appealing in the scene than her pet tool Dana. Still, they shared some chemistry together and Dana seemed adept at shoving the majority of her hand inside of Phoenix's ass, the rimming a repeated adventure as the pair continued serving each other in the lesbian tryst.

Scene Four: McKenzie Lee and Lea Lexus, both dressed in sexually stimulating leopard bikini lingerie, were up next as the final scene on the first disc. Lea looked especially cute in her blond hair and McKenzie always looks better in clothing that covers certain aspects of her body, the net effect being much like the previous scenes in terms of playful anal antics but the ladies also making them their own. During major portions of the scene, the ladies seemed to forget the camera was even there, saving the rating a notch as a result, the makeup, costumes, and overall anal tricks about what I expected going into the movie as a whole.

Scene Five: Kylie Ireland, a redheaded MILF long a favorite in the industry, was up last with cute blond Jayda Diamonde (the blond featured on the front cover), the two ladies showing a lot of nasty love for a bunch of apples that were inserted into their pussies and asses. Jayda started off the tease footage but was soon joined by Kylie, the lighting outside with Jayda superior to Kylie's indoor set. The ladies did some lesbian stuff and assisted one another with the apples, Jayda going down on Kylie's front and back before Sean Michaels walked in to complete this interracial outing. They jerked him off and shared him orally, Jayda doing some fine throating but Kylie providing an enthusiastic anal ride with a lot of taste testing. The ladies mixed it up in all sorts of ways though, Kylie jerking him out of genetic juice for Jayda to take into her mouth and share, the population pudding making a mess for the most part.

Summary: Anal Acrobats 5 by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel earned a rating of Recommended for any fan of weird anal tricks incorporating lots of toys with anal action. The replay value took a hit on occasion due to the manner in which some ladies seemed to go about their acts in a mechanical fashion but for the most part, it worked even for a guy like me that thinks this kind of action is where a little goes a long, long way. In short, Anal Acrobats 5: Special Set is exactly like most of the director's titles so there will be few surprises to those that follow his various series, the bottom line being that you will likely either really appreciate it or just find it seriously distasteful, adjust the rating as you see fit.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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