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Not M*A*S*H XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 8/31/10



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Not Mash XXX

Running Time: 2:11

Release Date: August 13, 2010

Condoms: None

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Alexa James, Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair, Chanel Preston, Krissy Lynn, Miko Sinz, Alec Knight, Chad Diamond, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage & Jeremy Conway

The Movie

Will Ryder in his creative work, brings all of us those moments we only had dreamed about in Not Mash XXX. You will enjoy everything from seeing how it would be to watch Hotlips fuck to Radar loosing his cherry. The movie brings not only great sex, but excellent non sex scenes that will have you laughing and reminiscing on the days you watched the actual TV show. The movie is focused on Radar getting his cherry popped and the gang at the old 4077th offering a boob job to any nurse who will have sex with Radar. As always this is another great parody that will Ryder bring to us in his own style. One certainly everyone will enjoy.

Alexa James (Nurse Daisy)

Everyday at 1600 hours like clockwork, Nurse Daisy masturbates and today is no different. Alexa brings a very strong solo scene to start off the movie. She is very seductive and doesn't rush as she starts playing with her breast and then rubbing her pussy through her panties. Once her panties are off she does allot of teasing on her sweet lick-able pussy lips followed by some very hot finger fucking. While playing with her pussy, she stays focused also on her nipples, keeping them very erect nipples. With all the playing and friction on her clit you can actually see how her sweet mound has swollen up. After achieving her orgasm, she lays back into a sheer bliss. A very hot solo scene that kept me up and hard the whole time.

Positions: Masturbation

Miko Sinz (Sun-She) & Herschel Savage (Col. Blake)

This is a short and quick scene. We see Miko Sinz giving some great head, very slow and sensual with lots of tongue action. There are some great POV segments and when she looks up with her sweet eyes they will melt you away. There is no pop shot in this scene, but plenty of great blow job action.

Positions: Oral

Briana Blair (Nurse Stevens) & Chad Diamond (Trapper)

Briana Blair, I love her sweet voice and pretty smile. They alone are usually enough to bust my nut and this scene is no different. Briana gives some fantastic head with passion and determination combined together. Using spit with her deep throating and licking the shaft as it was shot in POV was fantastic to watch. When Chad Diamond goes down on her pussy, he combines some finger fucking and then pulls on her pussy lips with his mouth. Briana, can wrap those pussy lips around my woody any time. Some great fucking action with sweet moans and sounds, that make this fuck session even more real. Cowgirl gave some nice views of her ass that you could look at all day. When the load is dropped on her pussy, she bends down and licks and sucks him dry. A all around great scene by a sweet lady.

Positions: Oral, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Spooning

Krissy Lynn (Hotlips) & Alec Knight (Frank Burns)

Krissy Lynn, has sex as Hotlips in just what you would expect and did a great job bringing this fantasy of fucking Hotlips to life for us. When sucking cock, she was very take charge and aggressive. Her expressions both verbal and facial were so perfect for this scene and when she fucked, watching her tits bounce away was a nut buster for me in it's self. There is some great close ups of her sweet body throughout the entire scene that gave me a continuous rise. Fucking as expected she slams hard and strong in all positions. The scene comes to an end as she takes a load with her mouth wide open. Just as you would expect Hotlips to take it. A very exciting scene and a even more exciting fuck.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Spooning, Cum In Mouth

Miko Sinz (Sun-She) & Herschel Savage (Col. Blake)

Again in this scene as the other Miko gives some very nice head with some great POV shots. When fucking in the cowgirl position, she is actually lifted up into the air and slammed up and down on his cock. Watching this tight little body fuck is exciting and intense and seeing her sweet ass as she takes it doggie is a great site to behold. Miko, take a nice load into her mouth and then sucks him dry not missing a drop Miko is a hot little fuck and showed in even more in this scene.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Cum In Mouth

Bailey Brooks (Nurse Kelly) & Eric Swiss (Hawkeye)

Bailey starts off so sexy in a open army jacket and getting her lovely breast played with.  Would I love to be the one doing the playing on those sweeties. Watching Bailey give head will certainly get you to open up the lube and start jerking. I love the way she sucks cock, especially how she takes it deep into her mouth and then slips her tongue out underneath to lick the guys balls at the same time. It is very stimulating and well, umm busted my nut when I watched it. In addition to her tongue technique, she pays nice attention to his balls with lots of sucking on them. Reverse cowgirl gives some nice shots of her hot ass and watching her slam in cowgirl with her arms behind her back and titties bouncing away, makes for a great fuck to watch and enjoy. There are some nice close ups of her pussy being spread wide open that make you wanna lick the screen. Bailey ends by taking a nice load of cum in her mouth and then nice and slowly sucks him dry. Have a full bottle of lube and box of tissues handy for this scene, you will need it. I know, cause I did.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, Cum In Mouth

Chanel Preston (Nurse Jennifer) & Jeremy Conway (Radar)

With Radar passed out, Chanel starts working him to bring him back to life. Chanel does some great sucking and sliding his cock in and out of her mouth with shear pleasure. Giving head Chanel combines her hands with lots of spit. After getting a nice finger fucking that she responded to so well, she gives him a great fuck and we all get a fantastic view of her sweet ass as she fucks doggie. Chanel has great reactions, expressions and sounds while she fucks that enhances watching her even more. After fucking for a bit, back she goes, giving some great head and then into the doggie position that brings it to an end taking a load on her stomach. Reaching down to the cum, she takes some and licks her fingers. Chanel, can come pop my cherry anytime, like she did Radars. Wait, I already lost my cherry. Well I won't tell Chane that and maybe she will take care of me too.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Doggie, Spooning

Extras: BTS, Bloopers, Free Speech Coalitions, All-Star Message, Directors Reel

Audio & Video: Both were very clear and crisp. Picture quality of close up and POV shots were like real life. Great consistency throughout the entire dvd.

My Final Thoughts

It is so nice to enjoy a parody that is so well cast and has great sex too. Will Ryder as usual, brings some great sexual and non-sexual talent to the screen. The scrip is great and the sex is even greater. With the great variety of ladies, there is something for everyone to enjoy. The picture is so crisp and clear that you will want to reach out and grab the screen. There are some great closeups shot in POV that will make you feel you are part of the scene. Will Ryder, has brought us many great parodies and he does it again with Not Mash XXX. The director, producers and entire cast should be commended on a great job. With all of this, I "Highly Recommend" this dvd.


 



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