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Totally Unprofessional

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 9/14/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Gonzo, POV, Big Tits

Director: Mike John

Cast: Katie St. Ives, Sara Stone, Baby Cakes, Rayveness, Rachel Love, Mike John  

Length: 177 minutes

Date of Production: 7-17-2010

Extras: The special features has a very nice looking photo gallery, cumshot recap, a cast list, web access, and several trailers. Those Mike John Productions trailers are Jerk Off Material 5, Sperm Overload 3, Praise The Load 5, No Cum Dodging Allowed 11, Racially Motivated 2, and Boobaholics Anonymous 6.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are good. 

Overview: Totally Unprofessional is by Mike John Productions and distributed by Jules Jordan Video. In this outing, director Mike John has chosen several of his favorite female adult stars to show the audience that even an amateur can use several cameras to film a sex scene. However, Mike John has personality and beautiful women to fuck whereas an amateur may lack both factors, but since digital cameras are easier and a whole lot inexpensive to attain nowadays and some women may be more receptive to perform in a porno, I give the amateurs a whole lot of credit to try to enter this industry. The competition is good. Now going back to Totally Unprofessional, Mike John has made another entertaining movie that porn fans will enjoy. Not only is there good sex that feels natural and not pushed or totally fake, but chemistry between the ladies and the director is cute. It is apparent that everyone gets along extremely well and that the atmosphere during the filming is relaxed. It's that quality that makes Mike John one of the most solid directors around and why many starlets want to work with him again. .    

Scene One: Katie St. Ives and Mike John are in a snowy location where the excitable and fun-loving young woman shows some tits and ass outdoors. When the pair head inside, she takes a shower. Some titty play occurs before the fella joins her and feels her up. The horny woman sucks his meaty plaything in a solid and playful manner and plays with it on her nice looking titties. There are very good POV shots during her blowjob. Moments later, Katie jacks him off on her face. Now, the action moves onto the bed where they have dried off. The twosome look good together as he eats her muffin for a while. Some 69 action follows with her on top. The young lady gets turned-on a whole lot. When the vaginal screwing occurs, the action flows nicely. Once again, her facial expressions tell the whole story. Mike is like a machine in that he cums several times. Not only does she make him cum on her sex spot, but she also jacks him off again after they have more sex. Parts of their performance is emotional even though it does not feel mega-high intensive. It feels natural. This is a very good opening scene and it makes the viewer anticipate that this film may be a very, very good one. 

Scene Two:  Sara Stone is wearing a bikini. She and the director get along extremely well while talking. Then, they head outside by the pool where she provides a good and hearty blowjob on our director. Later, the camera follows her hot looking ass as she walks towards the house. Some doggie action is also shown. After the brief screwing, Sara resumes her oral work of his manhood indoors and then, he tastes her passion fruit and fondles her titties. The energetic fucking activity follows where he missionaries her on the bed near the fireplace. Both of their enthusiasms are very good as this pair give the audience a solid performance. It is evident that Sara and Mike are putting forth total effort with good heat. I really like the spooning action where we get to see a good view of her hot looking body. The doggie activity is also nicely done, but it was too short. After more activity by the twosome such as a more meatier doggie session, some effective solo action by the pretty woman, and an aggressive tit fuck, the guy cums on her. This hot performance is an effective follow-up from Mike's previous scene. Not only does Sara's beauty linger in the minds of the viewer, but also her lovely breasts and stimulating cocksucking behavior have long-lasting remembrances. 

Scene Three: Baby Cakes and the director sit on a couch. Soon, he is caressing her breasts and then, she rubs his groin. They have nice chemistry. Next, she pleasures his dick with her tongue and mouth. The oral action on their sexual playgrounds are turn-ons. Next, the personal level rises when he has his dick inside her. Later, we see Mike with a camera to capture the POV activity. Afterwards, he cums on her breasts. After a break, the action is set in a different room where they are getting it on on a bed. She sucks his worthy cock before the screwing session resumes between them. Once again, Mike has chosen a woman to screw that looks good with him. Baby Cakes' facial expressions during the doggie action look cool. However, the remaining sexual activity is not too inspiring though. At the end, he unloads himself on her boobs.    

Scene Four: Rayveness and the talented director are in the bedroom where there is some frisky behavior, chit-chat, and photo shots before the lucky dude gets his cock orally stimulated by the lovely and endearing woman. She applies a hot looking cocksuck that can make any guy's dick hard and wanting to explode. The missionary moments feel personally emotional and look quite appealing as the camera give the viewer tight shots of the woman's demeanor and body especially their active sexual regions. There is some down time where Rayveness shows off her lovely breasts right at the camera. The tight close-ups are hot. Then, the action resumes with her sucking his cock on the bed. It is interesting how they behave like a real-life couple filming themselves having sex on film. Everything about them feels natural and at ease. Her blowjob action is steamy and sensual. The spoonful of pleasure raises the energy level and the shots of her ass during the doggie and cowgirl moments are incredible. Later, he shoots his load on her tummy. Of course, this is not the end of the man's talents as he spoons her from behind. Some energetic anal penetration is shown at this point and Rayveness continues to capture the audience's attention with her remarkable performance. Finally, he cums inside her. 

Scene Five: After some brief tease action and kissing activity by Rachel Love on the bed, the woman concentrates on his dick where she applies a determined cocksuck. Her facial expressions and hand stroking show that she wants to pleasure him immensely. This blond hottie looks remarkable and I really like how she quivers on the bed throughout the screwing moments. It allows the viewer to care about her. Rachel never takes a bad shot from the camera. She is a true beauty. The director and the cutie have good chemistry. His first cumshot is on her receptive open mouth. A nice looking cowgirl follows where we see her ass and body quiver magnificently again. Then, the pretty woman sucks his dick again as the POV shots enhance her beauty and fondness for the fellow. Next, their missionary session feels very personal and intimate. Finally, he releases his man juice inside of her luscious pussy.   

Final Thoughts: From start to finish, Totally Unprofessional is a delight. Katie St. Ives is cute and that cuteness continues throughout the movie as each woman brings her own special quality and personality to their performances. These ladies are very likable and endearing that the viewer will become fans of them especially for Sara Stone, Rayveness, and Rachel Love. This trio of personable and beautiful women has the scenes that the audience will want to replay over and over with plenty of strokeability moments. Rayveness has shown that she is ageless in both appearance and talent. She ends up having the best performance again. With her role in the XCritic Pick Wicked Pictures' Couples Camp that could give her a supporting actress nomination for the AVN awards along with her lead role in Girlfriend Films' Pin-Up Girls and Vince Vouyer's The Black and The Beautiful, this veteran has had a remarkable year. I highly recommend this film. Mike John did an awesome job and I hope that there will be a Totally Unprofessional 2 in the near future.

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