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Inside the Booby Hatch

Studio: Penthouse » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 9/9/10

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Penthouse Variations Presents: Inside the Booby Hatch
Penthouse Digital Media

Directed by Cash Markman
Running Time: 94 min

Technical Specs (from PS3)

Dolby Digital
2 Channel
48 kHz
192 kbps
7-7.5 Mbps

Special Features:

Bonus Scene: Mason Moore and Evan Stone from Opposites Attract ( a nice 21 minute scene that keeps the general theme of the movie going, big boobs)
Shot in HD
Widescreen 16 x 9
Trailers (6)
Photo Gallery


Audrey Bitoni
Briana Blair
Madelyn Marie
Jewels Jade
Chloe Conrad
Randy Spears
Bill Bailey
Ramon Nomar
Danny Mountain
Seth Gamble

Overall Thoughts:

I am a fan of boobs of all sizes, no matter how big, OK I guess they can be too big, or small, I appreciate them. For those that are fans of the bigger boobs, this movie is for you. And it usually doesn't take long to figure out of they are fake or not, because most of the time they don't move at all during the scene. But for me personally, it doesn't really bother me or distract me. Behold the power of the boobs. I think we can all learn a lesson from Randy, if you become too obsessed with boobs you can end up in an institute like him. Anyways, onto the movie, the audio and video quality are both better than what you normally get in movies, so they make sure everything looks and sounds sexy. The bonus features were ok, as like the audio and video quality, the special features were slightly better than what you regularly get in a movie. I have to say that a few of the setups and scenarios started off pretty hot, but most of them lost that heat pretty quick. And speaking of quick, it really seems like the scenes are kind of short, it seems that right when things are really getting hot, all of sudden we are getting the money shot and it's over. But I would like to highlight that I really thought the Audrey and Briana scenes were the best on this DVD. So I am going to say that this is a RENT IT, merely so you can see the two scenes with Audrey and Briana, and who knows, maybe you'll like one of the other scenes too.

Scene One: Jewels Jade and Bill Bailey

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We see that Randy is a hospital because of his love of boobs. And we cut to our first scene. Jade and Bill are going to be cleaning some rooms and one of the rooms, just happens to be the shower. They are naked and is rubbing soap all over her body while focusing on her boobs. We see that she decides to focus some time on his cock. After that we get some titty fucking as he slides his cocks between her boobs. But he wants it inside her pussy, so we get some fucking on the bench as she lays on it. He returns the favor, as he plays with her pussy with his tongue and his fingers give a little help too. They get back to the fucking as she climbs on top and goes for a ride, while he sits on the bench. And the scene ends, as he pulls out and cums in her mouth and she cleans him off. She then realizes that they need to get back to work.

Scene Two: Madelyn Marie and Ramon Nomar

After another short talk from Randy about boobs. We cut to our next scene where Madelyn is shopping for bras and Roman is being nice to her even though the store is about to close. She tries on a bra in front of him and he shows her how easy it is to get off. She flirts with him a bit and then he decides to go for it, as he creeps up behind her and grabs her boobs. They begin to kiss and he continues to play with her boobs before finally making his way down to her pussy. But he also gives her ass a little attention while he is licking and probing down there. She returns the favor with a blowjob which once again leads to some titty fucking, I have a feeling we are going to see a lot of this during this movie. He once again comes from behind and sets her down on his cock, as she goes for a ride on top of him. The switch things up with some spoon action on the couch, as he continues to pound away on her pussy. And at one point she seems to almost be fainting from excitement. So he gives her a small break before he is once again fucking her from behind, in some doggy action. He is really sweating as he continues to work on her, and the scene ends as he shoots his in her face and tits. And like a good salesman, he still tries to make the sale.

Scene Three: Audrey Bitoni and Randy Spears

Another story from Randy, this one about his old job and how he would daydream about boobs. So we cut to him at home when there is a knock on the door. It's Audrey and it's raining, she is wearing white and no bra. Sounds like a good start. She takes off her wet shirt and next we see him with his face in her boobs. She tells him to take his pants off and put his dick in between her titties. So far so good, if you ask me. But she doesn't want her boobs to have all of the fun, so she slips his cock into her mouth. After a bit he is face down in her pussy, working his magic with his tongue. Is it just me or does it seem that her boobs have gotten bigger. Anyways, back to the scene, she climbs on top and goes for a ride, as he gets a great view of her tits and we get a great view of her ass, so we both are winners. They switch into some missionary as she begs for him to give it to her. Doggy follows, so this is his chance to get a good look at her ass. She moves back and forth on his cock, before he takes control with some hard fucking. The scene ends as he cums all over her amazing tits.

Scene Four: Chloe Conrad and Seth Gamble

Our next scene involves a massage by Seth on Chloe. It seems weird that she is wearing a bra at first. Seth continues to comment her on her body and she comments on his hands and how good of a job he is doing. She flips over and begins to play with crotch before he finally dives into her boobs. His clothes come off and she starts off by giving him a blowjob, but after a quick cut she is on top of him as he is quickly pounding away on her. And quickly we cut to them in the missionary position as he continues to work on her. Up to this point these are the smallest boobs on any of the girls, and yet they are not small either, if that makes any sense. Although it seems weird that she keeps her bra on throughout the scene, maybe she needs a little support. He follows up with some doggy and uses this as a chance to get a few ass slaps in, as he continues to fuck her. So moments before the end of the scene her bra finally comes off, and she plays with them as she continues to get fucked. And the scene ends as he covers her chest with cum.

Scene Five: Briana Blair and Danny Mountain

Our next scene, he gets a visit from a nurse and doctor, they are checking his blood pressure, and of course the nurse has big boobs, is this is test. They leave and do into the next room and Danny goes for her boobs. He opens her bra and pushes her boobs up against the glasss, while he plays with her pussy from behind. Randy tries to lick her boobs through the window. Danny continues to finger fuck her from behind, and even gets a few ass slaps in. They finally make it over to the cart and Danny continues to work on her pussy with his tongue. All this action is really driving Randy nuts. Briana finally takes control as she starts off with a blowjob on Danny, but he is soon back in control, fucking her from behind on the cart. She purrs and moans with delight as he continues to fuck her. And after seeing boobs that don't move at all during the sex, it is very nice to see some that are alive for a change. She flips around and he continues to fuck her while she is on her back. He keeps pounding away until he pulls out and cums all over her pussy.

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