Those were the first three words that escaped my mouth when opening up the Nexus "O" male stimulator. After all, the device looked more like something you'd find hanging from the nose of a bull than something that would provide any sort of pleasure. Still, being the trooper that I am - I gave it a shot.
The Nexos "O" features a roughly 1 1/2 inch curved shaft that has 2 inch balls on each end, and a third located directly in the middle. According to the instructions, the device should be inserted so that the middle ball enters the anus while the third ball presses against the perineum. Looking at the shape - it would seem easier said than done.
After lubing up the toy, I found it wasn't too difficult to get the first end in, but the curve made getting to the second one a challenge. Still, with a little adjusting, I was ultimately able to get the middle ball was in as well.
From there the device provided pressure inside and out as I pleasured myself to orgasm. While the feeling certainly was better with the device than without, I found that it wasn't anywhere near the Earth-moving experience I expected. Still, after multiple uses, it still added just enough enjoyment to warrant a spot among my adult toy collection.
For those that like a little anal/prostate stimuation with their sexual fun, the Nexus "O" massager is Recommended.