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Twilight Zone Porn Parody, The


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 9/20/10



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: Sci-Fi, Spoofs & Parodies

Director: Paul Thomas

Cast: Chayse Evans, Eric Masterson, Eric Swiss, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Jessica Jaymes, Kimberly Kane, Kylee Reese

Date of Production: 4/17/2010

Length: 1 hr. 34 mins.

Audio/Video: The audio quality is excellent. The Video quality is excellent as well, and is presented in a widescreen ratio/format. The DVD is digitally mastered, and it shows. The menus are animated in an eerie Twilight Zone type of manner, and also has eerie music to match.

Overview: Let me start by saying this is a parody of Twilight Zone. If you are looking for a porn clone of the series this is not it. Other than the subtle likeness of the intro, it is not really anything like Twilight Zone. It has one story that stays constant through the five scenes that are on the DVD. It does have a bit of an eerie feel to it, and the digital quality helps this out. The actor/actresses are all dressed for the time period, and their acting is actually very good.

Scene 1:

This scene involves a couple who are trying to hide their naughty secret from their nosey neighbors. One such neighbor, Mrs. McGruber hears their sexual moans as she walks by their house. Total ignorant to the situation she goes to see what is going on thinking that something aweful is happening. The lady of the house answers the door, and reassures Mrs. McGruber that nothing is wrong, and that she was just taking a shower. The sex in this scene is intense all the way through, but it is quite short. It starts off with some intense oral sex, and deepthroating. It finishes with the husband shooting his massive load all around his wive's pussy. I thought the sex was very good, but I would have liked to have seen it last a bit longer, and maybe have a cumshot to the face instead. Still, it is a solid scene with an excellent plot.

Scene 2:

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This starts of as a gossip scene. Mrs. McGruber makes it home to her hubby who is reading a magazine that contains an article about the 'Sexual Revolution'. It also appears that the entire town is also reading about it as well. Mrs. McGruber, and four lady friends are visiting together when one of them states that they should all become lesbians, beacuse all men are cheaters. Two of the ladies part ways and have their own little lesbian encounter. On of the girls even bought a large dildo for her girlfriend. This is actually one of the hottest lesbian scenes I've seen. One of the girls even violently shoves the dildo in and out of her girlfriend's pussy, which was really hot! I think what I liked most about it was that it was supported by some character background instead of just straight out lesbian sex. It's definitely a good solid lesbian scene!

Scene 3:

This time around we find the husbands gathered around a table playing poker. They discuss the sexual revolution, and what the 'Good Book' says. Next the scene changes to Mrs. McGruber, and a lady friend looking through their husbands vintage dirty mags, which was quite hot! They also find a vibrator that fell out of a purse? The sex scene takes place in a bathroom. It seems Mrs. McGruber and her lady friend decide to have some bi-sexual fun! It starts off as lesbian sex, but when the husband interrupts it turns into a threesome! The sex involves vibrator usage, blowjobs, cowgirl riding, ... Believe me when I tell you, this is one smoking hot scene that combines all the good stuff porn is made of. This is one heck of a hot scene, and it has two extremely sexy girls in it!

Scene 4:

In this scene a husband finds the dildo his wife was hiding, and has a very humerous argument with his wife ending with him calling her a whore. It turns out that this husband has been doing a little cheating himself, with the same lady his wife had lesbian sex with. The husband meets up with the hussy, and they have a little sex session of their own right on top of the kitchen table! He does her missionary, doggystyle, and cowgirl style on top of the table which is extremely hot!!! This is another intense sex scene that really delivers where it counts! This is what it's all about folks, hot lusting sex all over the house!The girl even got down on her knees so she could catch some cum in her mouth in the end! That's the way I like it!!!

Scene 5:

And the show ends with a bang! Mrs.McGruber, and her good two-shoes husband confront their naughty neighbors about the sexual revolution. After a rather straightforward question to the naughty neighbors about wife swapping, the two couples get into the 'swing' of things (if you know what I mean ...). The swinging session starts hot, with the do-gooder husband being the first to give in to his lustfull desires. Like most swinging scenes it takes place in the living room area. To begin with it's a wife swap, but then there is an occasional threesome. There's even some double penetrations, and anal sex. With all the intense orgasms going on it's enough to make someone watching the DVD erupt!My friends this is the way a great adult DVD should end, with an intense sexual passion that makes you want to erupt like Old Faithfull! ...

... The ending to the story was quite a surprise. All of the husbands, and wives that had cheated gathered together to confess their sins. The goody two-shoes husband that was always preaching to the others confessed to sleeping with one of the other husbands wives, and he didn't take it too well. The two guys take a walk to the naughty neighbor's house to confront them, but the couple had already packed and gone. Standing at the for sale sign in front of the house the camera pans out showing the owners' telephone number (666). The husband that was wronged commenced to beating the crap out of the good-goody two-shoes! In the final screen we catch a glimpse of the naughty neighbors driving toward the camera in their vintage car, with their eyes glowing red. The caption at the end says ... 'The End?' ...

Extras:

The extras include 'Behind the Scenes', which is a look at what went on during the shooting of the scenes ... 'Hustler Trailers' which includes six video preview trailers of other available Hustler DVDs ... 'Hustler Extras' which is commercials for phone sex hotlines ... 'Pervert Sneak Peak' which is a preview clip of an upcoming Hustler DVD title ... 'Photo Gallery', which is a picture slideshow of scenes from the DVD.

Final Thoughts:

When I first looked at the back cover of this DVD I thought I was going to be greatly dissappointed. Even when I first started watching the first scene, I thought what does this have to do with Twilight Zone!? I was even beginning to think it was going to be total crap. I was in for a pleasant surprise though. The more I watched, the greater it became. The plot, and the acting were superb. The sex scenes were awesome! I even thought the lesbian sex scene was great, and I'm not really into that kind of thing. The story was solid, and was pretty serious. There weren't many humerous parts, and I thought this kept true to the Twilight Zone feel of it. The costumes, car, and houses kept to the old time period the movie was portraying, which I thought was a very nice touch. I went from thinking this was a total load of crap, to thinking this is definitely an Xcritic Pick. This is the best porn parody I've had the pleasure to see thus far!

Final Rating: Xcritic Pick!!!





"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.



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