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She's Half My Age 14

Studio: Other » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 9/22/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: All Sex, Older Men, 18+ Teens, Foreign

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Chloe Canuck, Goldie, Jessica Rox, Rachel La Rouge, Sylvia Deluxe, Vici

Date of Production: 6/15/09 - 12/5/09

Length: 3 hrs. 10 mins. 10 secs.

Audio/Video: The audio is really good. The picture quality is superb, almost looks HD or Digital, but I'm not for sure. The scenes are presented in a widescreen ratio/format.

Overview: This DVD pairs the older male performers with the younger female performers. For the most part it has P.O.V. (Point of View) sex, but it varies during each scene. The sex is an all sex kind of deal, and each scene ends with a messy popshot. There are some foreign girls included in the mix, in some exotic locales which makes for some even hotter sex (In my opinion, anyways ...). So my friends, If you are into the older - younger thing then this just might be what you are looking for ...

Scene 1: Goldie

Goldie is a a very lovely Austrian girl with a very nice body. She has blonde hair, and a great skin complexion. They begin the scene with an interview trying to get to know Goldie a little better. They learn that she loves anal, and hardcore sex! During the entire interview, and sex parts of the scen there is a translator interpreting what Goldie is saying, and it sounds kind of sexy because the translator sounds Austrian as well. All of the sex in the scene is in point-of-view (P.O.V.), except for when they reveal the older man towards the end of the scene. Goldie starts off by giving a short blowjob to the older man. It was hot in an odd way. The translator would do a sexy giggle, and translate a few phrases as Goldie was giving the BJ. The rest of the scene consisted of some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, anal doggystyle, and missionary sex positions. The highlight of the scene, in my opinion, was when the older guy got a little rough with Goldie. He was banging her hard doggystyle, and pulling her hair really hard. When the scene was all said and done, and she swallowed the guy's massive load she seemed to be happy. Maybe she is a hardcore girl afterall? I thought the scene was rather good even though they had to use a translator. The picture was extremely good considering it seemed to be at a foreign location. the foreign porn scenes I've seen are usually of poor picture quality, but this was different.

Scene 2: Jessica Rox

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The scene starts off in the streets of france where the lovely, and petite Jessica Rox is being courted by by a tall dark and handsome man. The man quickly picks Jessica up, places her over his shoulders, and heads toward an apartment room down the street where they are to get it on! Jessica has black hair, and a face that resembles a hollywood movie actress. Her body is nothing short of amazing. Her skin complexion is light, and flawless. When they get to their small, but cozy room the two share a kiss. The man quickly undresses Jessica like a boy eager to open a present. After tending to Jessica's pussy, she returns the favor and sucks the guy's massive rod. She even goes balls deep on the massive cock (and I do mean massive!). Next follows some standing '69', which is quite sexy. The sex is intense throughout the scene. They do some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, missionary, and a strange position I'm not sure what to call, but it looks like something out of the Kama Sutra ... The odd thing that caught my attention was that some of the orgasms didn't appear to be coming from Jessica!? Maybe it was added to the audio to make for a more intense effect??? I have to admit, the intense orgasms did make the scene a lot hotter whatever the case may be. In the end the guy shot his cum across her closed mouth, which was a bit of a disappointment to me. I would have liked to have seen her get the popshot in her open mouth. To each their own, I guess ... I still think Jessica is one of the hottest female performers I've seen. I really liked this scene, and the odd out of place orgasms didn't take away from that. They sort of enhanced it in a way.

Scene 3: Chloe Canuck

Chloe's scene is kind of awkward in a way. She's not one of the prettiest female performers I've seen. Her mannerisms during the interview at the beginning are a bit awkward as well. Chloe is blonde haired girl with a big build. She kind of reminds me of female sports player in a way. The sex part of her scene starts off with a P.O.V. blowjob that is actually kind of pitiful. She doesn't even try to go deep at all. It's mostly a handjob with a little bit of a blowjob, and the handjob is kind of sad as well. This scene wasn't fun to watch at all. Chloe's expressions were dull, and she didn't look like she was into it at all. I bet she was in it for the money, though ... There's nothing really enjoyable about this scene. It was pretty much one-sided sex. In fact it looks like the guy wasn't even having much fun. The scene seemed to go at a snails pace, and I was honestly, for once, hoping it would end soon. Even though Chloe swallowed at the end, I still felt unsatisfied. This is definitely a scene that shouldn't have been included in this dvd.

Scene 4: Vici

At the beginning of this scene there is an ass drumming montage called 'Hanky Spanky' where they took footage from the scenes of the older guys drumming on the girls' asses, and it was quite funny. I just thought I'd let you guys in on that little tidbit ...

Vici is a rather exotic looking black haired girl with a nice trim body. Before a guy is even on the scene she does a little striptease. Unfortunately like before, Vici doesn't give a good blowjob, and mostly uses her hand. It's quite sad really. She does seem to be more into it than Chloe was, though. The sex in the scene is mostly in P.O.V. style, which is fine by me, because I really don't want to see the dude. It helps with the fantasy of it all. There was some missionary, and doggystyle sex in the scene, but not much else. Vici's orgasms are a good bit lower than Jessica's, but they still sound sexy. The sex is still somewhat less intense in this scene. I miss the intense action that the first scene on this dvd started with. There is the ocassional ass slap thrown in there, but the guy who did Goldie had something going. It's kind of like the first scene started off strong, and then the following scenes got less intense. The sex isn't bad in this scene, it's just that I wish the would have kept the sexual intensity solid throughout the dvd. This was just an ok scene, nothing more and nothing less.

Scene 5:  Rachel La Rouge

I'm not quite sure what country Rachel hails from, because her scene starts off with a slow striptease and background music. Anyways ... Rachel is a sight for sore eyes. She's a lovely girl with long curly blonde hair, and a very nice body. She has some nice large tits that seem almost perfect, and a nice large round ass to go along with it. Like previous scenes the sex here is in P.O.V. style. It includes the usual doggystyle, missionary, and reverse cowgirl style sex. In the end the lovely rachel gets a facefull of spunk. For the most part the sex was ok. I just had an issue with the fact that at this point in the DVD I kindo of wanted to see something fresh, like Jessica's scene in France. I think the room they used in this scene was even the same as a room in a previous scene. Factoring in the lovely Rachel, and the somewhat mediocre sex, I think this scene was average.

Scene 6: Jessica Rox (Again)

In this scene Jessica is back again for more! It starts off with her teasing the viewer by playing with her pussy. I think she looks even hotter than before. She was wearing a pink top, and a pair of pink fishnet panties. After the tease, she removes the top, gets down on her knees in front of the guy, and gives a pretty good blowjob. She doesn't seem to go as deep as she did on the guy in her first scene which is kind of sad. This time around it's mostly a handjob. Even so I still love to watch her suck cock. Jessica is the one girl in this dvd that really seems to enjoy what she is doing. As with most of the previous scenes this too is shot in a P.O.V. style. After she gets through sucking the guy's dick for a bit she does a little cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl cock riding. The have a close-up P.O.V. view of her perfect ass as she rides reverse cowgirl. There's some rough doggystyle, and missionary style sex towards the end that's similar to Goldie's scene. I thought it was a nice touch. The dude ended up spraying his jizz on one of Jessica's butt cheeks. I didn't like the popshot too much, because I like the cum to be on the face area or in the mouth of the girl. It is still a solid scene, and the performance from Jessica was great. Maybe different viewers will like the cum on the butt cheeks bit better than I did?

Scene 7: Sylvia Deluxe

The scene starts of with another montage, 'Nice Things Dirty Girls Say', which shows clips from previous scenes with girls saying such things ...

In this final scene we are blessed with a very lovely brunette girl. The scene starts of with Sylvia stripping down in the bathroom, and the guy checking her body out, feeling of her breasts and such. From the bathroom she goes into the bedroom, that looks awefully familiar ... I see a repetative thing going on with these girls giving blowjobs, most of them seem incapable of going deep on the guy's cock, and Sylvia is no exception. It is nice to see Sylvia's pretty face close to that massive erection, and her mouth around it too. This scene had a little bit of everything in it including, missionary, doggystyle, reverse cowgirl, footjob, and even a titjob. In the end Sylvia got a thick load of splooge shot across her mouth. I liked the fact that they decided to include different thing's like the footjob, and the titjob. This felt like a more complete scene than the others, and it didn't seem so drawn out. It's good to use a lot of different sexual positions, and methods in a sex scene, at least that's what I think.


The extras include 'Trailers', which show video previews of 4 availble DVDs ... 'Cumshot Recap' which allows you to skip to the ending cumshots of each scene ... 'Photo Gallery', which is a slideshow of photos from the scenes ... 'Director's Bio', which give insight on the director of this DVD ... 'Website Info', which gives the link to Brandon Iron's website ... 'PREVIEW of www.covermyface.com', and 'PREVIEW of www.spermcocktail.com'.

Final Thoughts:

Overall this dvd had great potential. The starting scene had a lot of energy to it, and it looked like things were going to be great from there on. I was wrong though, there were only a few other scenes out of the seven total that were good. One of the scenes starring Chloe Canuck, shouldn't have even been included due to her lackluster performance. Another issue I had was the fact that at some points in certain scenes the sex seemed a bit drawn out, because of the lack of variation in sexual positions, and methods. Only one of the scenes really excelled in that area, and it was the last one. To me the audio translation was a bit odd, and I'm sure most of you might find it the same. Most of the girls were very beautiful, which was a good thing. This is just on of those DVDs that is only rent worthy, because at least half of the scenes are of good quality.

Final Rating: Rent It

"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.

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