Cast: Gracie Glam, Tom Byron, Flower Tucci, Tommy Gunn, Jessica Lynn, Justice Young, Nikki Sexx, Carlo Carrera, Bobbi Starr
Length: 125:56 minutes
Gracie Glam with Tom Byron
Date of Production: 7/21/2010
Extras: The 26:00 minute long bonus scene from Ass Eaters Unanimous 19 was the best extra, Sasha Grey and Tom Byron the performers. The 35:25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was also pretty solid for me, the cast seemingly adoring the director and his skill making them look their best. There was also a photogallery, and some web info for those that care, a slipcover encasing the double sided DVD cover and box.
Flower Tucci with Tommy Gunn
Audio/Video Quality: Call of Booty Modern Whorefare was presented in an interestingly shot 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color by director Ivan for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution. The lighting was such that a lot of the scenes might not have been perfectly optimal but they provided the depth of field necessary to enhance the looks of the ladies in the scenes, keeping the raw energy intact in most cases. The composition of the camera angles showed an invasive interest in the ladies having fun, capturing the heat of the gals going at one another and attacking the cock, making for a lot of fun indeed. The video bitrate on this MPEG-2 version was in the mid 4.3 Mbps most of the time I paid it any attention, some minor aliasing and grain observed. Having seen some of Ivan's demo work (mainstream material too), I know that he will adjust to the rigors of high definition in due time, this merely a stepping stone in that sense that showcases his potential only fairly well. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital using the 192 Kbps bitrate (with optional music) and 48 kHz sampling rate expected of the project. The music was subdued and not intrusive at all so if your player supports the function, by all means leave it on even if it was generic in nature. The vocals were slightly hollow with no separation but I could hear the ladies at all times, the pairing off making it tougher but not too bad either.
Jessica Lynn with Justice Young
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Body of Review: Ivan has been around the proverbial block for years now, crafting some of the most strokable porn thanks in large part to his casting of the most talented performers. Now that he is working for Tom Byron Pictures, I've seen the company take a step up in the world, proving the belief I've had regarding the talent behind the camera directly impacting the final results of most movies. His latest release is a cute "title parody" called Call of Booty Modern Whorefare, the nod to the popular videogame series strictly in title only, the ladies all showing some sexual aggressive antics but not killing their mates as one might surmise of a true parody feature. There was a lot to enjoy this time too, from the comedic nods and CGI to the dialogue cleverly poking a bit of fun at itself, but ultimately it was the sex that ruled the day thanks to ladies like Nikki Sexx, Flower Tucci, and Gracie Glam (Bobbi Starr and Jessica Lynn also quite welcome given their shapely ass cheeks and sexual abilities). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Nikki Sexx with Carlo Carrera
Scene One: Gracie Glam, the booty-licious redhead seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she took charge of webcam browser Tom Byron on the living room couch. He was pirating the material and she sought to punish him, sitting on his face as her sweet ass enveloped him. She was wearing a very short camouflage dress and thong, neither offering much resistance to his probative tongue, the gal shaking her ass and spanking it as he ate her out at length. Eventually, she turned around to suck him off in a 69 position, some throating leading to a variety of active vaginal positions where she pushed back, impaled, and otherwise enhanced the tryst until he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her face (Tom promising to stop hacking the website).
Bobbi Starr with Tom Byron
Scene Two: Flower Tucci, the thickly curved brunette seen on the upper middle of the cover (second from the left), was up next as she caught Tommy Gunn in bed, the guy stealing footage too. Her arrival in skimpy attire (the outfit from the cover) enhanced her look too, the gal bossing him around as he submissively complied with her demands to worship her ass. She sat on his face and her stream of dirty talk excited him, Flower blowing him before jumping on his pecker to ride actively in line with her verbal encouragement. She then did some taste testing with several more vaginal positions, Tommy jerking off some population pudding to her ass cheeks to close things out with a few licks by Flower to his wand.
Scene Three: Jessica Lynn, the blond bombshell sported on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she walked up on Justice Young, the guy in the process of pirating her content. She was mad at his theft, demanding payment for services rendered with some services of his own, Jessica stuffing his face in her ass to eat her out. This continued and showed some chemistry like the previous scenes had done, Jessica's bountiful booty looking very tasty to the man. She then gave him a slightly sloppy blowjob while bending over his lap, moving into a 69 before they began actively bumping uglies (vaginally). Like the others, her great big ass rippled when pounded, her juices freely flowing as they continued. The ending load of spunk landed all over her pussy and ass cheek, Jessica spreading her ass apart to give the camera a better view.
Scene Four: Nikki Sexx, the busty babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover in the yellow bikini bottom, was up next in a living room with Carlo Carrera, the gal following the formula to catch him in the act of piracy. He savored her ass and played with it as she towered over him, her camouflage pants dropped to reveal an orange bikini under that and her black shirt. Nikki added some fun factor to the proceeding, enjoying herself as she shook her money maker all over his face while she berated his thieving ways. The message then pulled back a little as she enjoyed a little oral sex of her own, going down on him as though she were totally into it (even throating him) until they hammered away vaginally. His turgid member impressed her and she smiled before sucking him down wholesale, applying some hand to gland action to increase the levels of friction but both of them wanting his cock inside of her pussy more. The positions were active, included some standing, and resulted in a nice sized load of semen landing all over her ass, Nikki squeezing out the remaining drops to milk his balls dry.
Scene Five: Bobbi Starr, the beautiful brunette seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she lamented how her webcam girls misunderstood her directive and fucked the pirates rather than fucked them up so she sought to make an example of Tom Byron on his home couch. She decided to put him on camera as a means to make amends, setting up a camera while she sat on his face and shook around as he lapped up her juices. Her cover outfit hugged her perfectly natural body really well, the smothering leading to some cunnilingus as her hairy snatch impressed him. Bobbi then went to town sucking him off while in charge, boning him like she owned him as she impaled herself on his pecker. She wanted more though, her ass soon receiving his rod as easily as her pussy had done, though Bobbi did not actively ride this time. They tried a few anal positions with taste testing and Bobbi became increasingly loud, eventually jerking him off during the ending hummer to see his seed fly all over Tom's lap and Bobbi's hand for her to lick clean.
Bonus Scene: Ass Eaters Unanimous 19: Sasha Grey, the gal featured on the original cover and arguably the biggest current "name" of the cast, was up first, shaking her ass and teasing before a short interview with Tom Byron in the living room. Tom took it slow with her to savor the experience, Sasha admitting to like having her asshole eaten, Tom giving her the experience before she tossed his salad at great length. Sasha otherwise gave a decent hummer and showed him the wonders her hands could achieve on his pecker, the vaginal screwing proving her quite an active rider. I know she usually portrays an ice princess type of personality that does little for me but she seemed more in tune with Tom than most I've seen her with of late, their chemistry together striking me as pretty darned solid in most ways even without the requisite rimming by both of them. Sasha also provided dirty talk and took the ending wad of genetic juice to her face, that being the sole time she wasn't spending more time looking at the camera than him (a pet peeve of mine).
Summary: Call of Booty Modern Whorefare by director Ivan for Tom Byron Pictures was definitely a lot of fun, the amount of fuck for the buck lighter than some of the double disc extravaganzas out there but easily good enough to merit a rating of at least Recommended or better, depending on what you're looking for in a porno. Bobbi was the most extreme gal of the day and Nikki the most fun, all the others contributing something special to make it stand out too. In short, Call of Booty Modern Whorefare did tie in some interesting social commentary into the movie, the title catchy enough and the ladies appealing enough to warrant additional sessions of self loving for those picking up a legal copy. Give it a look and let me know what you think, the cute touches made helping to distinguish this one from the pack in a positive manner.
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