There are few performers out there at the time of this writing more adorable than Bree Olson, except for maybe Dani Jensen - and wouldn't you know it, she stars in this movie too, though they don't share the screen. While she's definitely a fully grown woman (there's no doubt about that) she's got a fresh face and some charming, cute, facial features to compliment her kick ass body. This saucy blonde tart has made a pretty good career so far out of capitalizing on her younger appearance, so it makes sense that a studio like Adam & Eve would want to milk it for all it's worth. And wouldn't you want to do the same to Bree? C'mon, look at her! If you say no, you're lying.
At any rate, there's really not much of a plot here to speak of, just five separate scenes (only two of which feature our beloved cover girl, though thankfully the rest of the female cast are nothing to sneeze at which takes some of the sting out of it). There's a bit of a set up in that these five scenes are supposedly out of the diary in which Bree writes down all of her many dirty thoughts, but yeah, that doesn't really count as a story. The movie breaks down as follows:
Scene 1 - Dani Jensen And Rocco Reed: Pretty red haired Dani's cruising the beach looking for cock when she comes across lucky Mr. Reed. Without muttering a single word to one another they decide to head off for some alone time. Out in the sun the two start deep kissing but it isn't long before this leads to heavier petting as Dani gives Rocco a pretty hefty strip show/tease to get him in the mood. Dani gets naked and rides Rocco pretty hard, getting really into the rhythm of things and going at it from all the standard positions - cowgirl, reverse, doggy and missionary - Rocco seems pretty enthralled with her ass, and you can't really blame him for that - you could bounce a quarter off of it. There's a lot of good pussy to mouth here which brings it all to a finish as lovely Ms. Jensen finishes him off orally. The whole scene takes place outside in the warm California sun.
Scene 2 -Bree Olsen And Tyler Knight: Drifting in and out of fantasy land, we see Bree rub herself to get started in this scene. Here she fantasized about being back in the sixties where everyone was fucking everyone else. You can call it the era of free love if you want, though some of us would rather play solo than fuck a dirty hippy. That said, we get to watch as Bree takes on Tyler Knight, here sporting a ridiculous afro wig. Bree teases him with a dance which soon becomes a strip show which in turn heads firmly into blowjob land. She sucks him off like a champ and he starts to get into the swing of things as she rides him reverse cowgirl style. She blows him again and then hops back on top for some cowgirl action before he taps her missionary style and doggy style. He pulls out and blows his load across the top of her delicious ass cheeks.
Scene 3 -Chloe Dash And Seth Gamble: Foxy Chloe caters to a common fetish this time around when she shows up in a sexy nurse's outfit. Her mission? To take care of poor Seth Gamble by nursing him back to health with a super deluxe and incredibly healthy blowjob. She really works him over, going down on him like a champ, and then the camera indulges in a bit of ass worship before she stands up, bends over, and takes him from behind. He slips it to her missionary style and then she lays him back to steer as she rides him reverse cowgirl style. She spins around for some regular variety cowgirl action before he pulls out and shoots his goop across her pretty face which she dutifully and beautifully cleans up for him.
Scene 4 -Aliz And Seth Dickens: Bree rambles on a bit about why guys are so into chick's asses before this scene starts, at which point we watch Aliz tease her boy toy for a while before sucking his cock and kicking the scene off properly. She blows him and he plays with her tits and then he bends her over and eats her pussy and ass from behind. That's the least he can do, because before you know it he's got his big old dick up her ass and while she seems into it, some of the angles don't look so comfortable. That said, the pace really picks up here once she adjusts and starts to relax, as she takes him cowgirl and reverse and really start to buck like a pro. He blows his load inside of her and the scene ends rather abruptly, but you can't really hold him responsible because you know he lasted longer than you would. Or at least longer than I would. She's all dolled up in some sort of Geisha outfit going at it with him on a bridge and she's just really got it going on in this scene, using the rails to balance on and let him in from a few different angles - really nicely done, Aliz. My hat is off to you.
Scene 5 -Bree Olsen, Chris Johnson And Kris Slater: Last but not least, we're back to Bree who decides to leave her diary alone for the rest of the day and enlist the aid of two men, they being Chris and Kris. They move in on her, dicks in hand, and she gets her big, beautiful breasts out to play as she hands out hummers. They go back and forth, taking turns fucking her pussy and her mouth one at a time from all the standard angles and with the camera getting in nice and close. Once the guys have had enough she presents those star making tits to them and they spunk all over them ending the scene and the feature itself.
This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.
Adam & Eve have supplied a decent amount of extras on this disc, staring with a Behind The Scenes (37:00) segment that features a bunch of fly on the wall footage shot on the set while the production was under way. There isn't a lot of context to the material and most of it is just the cast prepping for their scenes but Bree is featured pretty prominently here and there's a fair bit of alternate angle hardcore footage here too. More interesting are the Interview (8:47) with Bree who talks to us while sitting chest down on a bed showing off her cleavage. What she says doesn't really matter all that much - admit it, you'd watch it anyway because by the time it's over she's got her panties down and a finger in her dirty spot.
The best of the extras, however, is a Bonus Scene (26:08) from The Crack Pack in which a very lucky Jack Vegas gets head from Alexis Texas before Bree, dolled up in a French Maid outfit, walks in on them and joins in the fun. Alexis and Bree.... Wow. Rounding out the extras is a still gallery, an internet promo for the feature, trailers for a few other Adam & Eve releases, some web links and phone sex ads, animated menus and scene selection.
Bree's Dirty Diary is decent enough on its own merits but fails as a starring vehicle for the lovely and talented Ms. Olsen who really only appears in two scenes despite her visage plastered all over the cover and her name in the title. That complaint aside, what's here is pretty good and fans of fresh faced talent ought to appreciate this release. The quality of the audio and video is decent and if the extras aren't all that great, well, something is better than nothing. Recommended.