Cast: Bridgette B., Tommy Gunn, Teagan Presley, Jessica Jaymes, Nikki Benz, Derrick Pierce, Taylor Wayne, Randy Spears, McKenzie Lee, Eric Masterson Non-sex role: DCypher
Length: 114:35 minutes
Date of Production: 2010
Extras: For some of you, the 24:12 minute long bonus scene from Big Dicks Bouncing Tits 1 will be the best extra even though it was unrelated to the production. It starred Chavon Taylor and Donny Long so your strokable mileage will greatly vary but extra sex is always welcome in a porno. I enjoyed the related 12:49 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Barrett Blade more, even if much of the footage was from the ladies getting their photoshoots out of the way and some minor clips. Then came a fun set of interviews with the women lasting 19:29 minutes, each giving some insights on their lives and the show, some trailers, a 3:32 minute long blooper reel, spam, and a photogallery.
Jessica Jaymes and Teagan Presley
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Audio/Video Quality: Busted! was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director David Lord for Adam & Eve using the MPEG-2 codec for this standard definition release. With the talented Ren Savant as the Director of Photography and Shadow Bradley as the editor, I had the impression the production was a low end feature in need of polishing up. The lighting was solid in most cases with accurate flesh tones, and a relative lack of shadows. The editing offered a nice selection of camera angles and fluid transitions with the grain as limited as the video noise. All of the performances could have been improved but as far as the technical aspects were concerned, there really wasn't a lot to complain about too loudly, the video bitrate hovering around the 3.7 Mbps mark when spot checked. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English, the 192 Kbps audio bitrate using a standard 48 kHz sampling rate as expected, the vocals always easily heard (sometimes, too easy for the situation). There appeared to be some limited looping at times and the music was quite cheesy as one might anticipate, but the overall aural experience was almost average for this type of production.
Body of Review: David Lord has been wowing folks with his marketing expertise for years, eventually becoming a director at Adam & Eve. While he has a talented eye for the ladies, he also has a keen sense of the absurd, resulting in his making movies on the fly like Busted!. While not one of the latest parody sitcums sweeping the minds of critics and fans alike, it was a cute little low budget feature with a lot to like about it once you come to the conclusion that no one with any knowledge of police was consulted for the final product. The movie itself was a comedy where a police department deprived of resources decides to use some old fashioned techniques for catching crooks, resulting in some busty beauties busting bad guys using their assets. My primary interest in the movie was the use of cute Teagan Presley in a role, my acceptance that she was only going to have a single lesbian scene one of the initial pitfalls. The back cover described the movie like this: "Top heavy officers Teagan and Nikki Benz always get their man - and woman! They know how to spread 'em, and they aren't afraid to use their womanly weapons to get their way! This carnal comedy is a femme farce of titular proportions!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Taylor Wayne with Randy Spears
Scene One: Bridgette B., the busty blond starlet featured in Body Heat, was up first with muscular Tommy Gunn, as the gal spoke to him on the bed regarding her official police business. Her outfit was nothing like that of any police officer I've ever met, the sleek black dress good for showing off her cleavage more than anything else, the gal sucking him off before they pawed each other all over. She gave him a show and he was soon eating her out, a little more head on her part enhanced by a short titty fuck until it was time for several active vaginal riding positions. Those led to him jerking off a wad of population pudding to her tits, their modest chemistry not a big factor this time.
McKenzie Lee and Nikki Benz with Eric Masterson
Scene Two: Teagan Presley, the cute young lady seen featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next in a lesbian tryst with brunette Jessica Jaymes, the couple going at it in a plain jail cell. Teagan was wearing her security guard outfit complete with a baton, the police patch on the arm and her utility belt soon discarded in favor of her going down on her prisoner in a mechanically unbelievable manner. Teagan ate first to be followed by Jessica, ample titty play and caressing leading to Teagan using her night stick for vaginal penetration. It was a paint by numbers lesbo scene but I admit to enjoying Teagan no matter what her limits might be.
Scene Three: Nikki Benz, the other blond on the front cover (featured on the left side of course), was up next with studly FBI agent Derrick Pierce, the couple bantering at a crime scene before kissing. She began slobbing his knob while still in the makeshift cop uniform as he laid back to allow her experienced mouth to do the deed, both of them slowly undressing as she titty fucked him to a fully turgid state. Her blowjob was the most active of the movie and he rewarded her by going down on her in a nearly as active manner, his fingers opening her up as she moaned in a pornish manner. They continued by vaginally banging on the desk, Nikki yelling out as he did most of the work tearing into her pussy, stopping only for some intermittent head before continuing until he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her chest.
Scene Four: Taylor Wayne, an aging MILF falling out of her white top in the office, was up next with police chief Randy Spears, the pair needing to blow off a little steam by picking up an office romance that had begun long before. He opened her top to gain access to sucking her tits, Taylor dropping down to blow him as they continued their engagement. She did okay blowing him and he used her tits to masturbate with, leading to a few vaginal positions of modest activity that drained his nuts dry of spunk. The load went to her chest too, the lack of apparent chemistry weakening the thematic endeavor somewhat.
Scene Five: McKenzie Lee, Nikki Benz, and Eric Masterson were up last in bed, the ladies initially making out as he watched but the gals double teaming him in no time as they sucked him off. He paid ample attention to their breasts and they did likewise, Eric porking both women in turns with Nikki going first. The levels of chemistry were minimal and the active riding varied a whole lot too, the taste testing at least sort of adding some measure of replay value (though not a bunch). He launched his load onto McKenzie's tits for Nikki to lick clean, Nikki getting her "pearl necklace" metaphorically when the bust was made.
Summary: Busted! by director David Lord for Adam & Eve might have been shot in three days a stated on the BTS extra but it did not have the kind of budget needed to make this one stand out from the pack, the rest of the cast not exactly known for their acting ability or sexual superstardom, so I rated this as a Rent It unless you are a fan of someone in the movie. The technical aspects were decent and it was cute enough to merit checking out, just make no mistake that it was not as strong an effort as something like David's The A-Team XXX. In short, Busted! was a comedy about cop capers that offered some fairly warm sex but few of the trysts appeared to generate the kind of ball draining heat needed or feature elements outside the norm to merit a lot more attention so give it a look but don't take it too seriously as a contender for any awards.
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