Cast: Courtney Cummz, Toni Ribas, Juelz Ventura, Alex Gonz, Kristina Rose, Marco Banderas, Tori Lux, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Sara Sloane, Gracie Glam Non-sex role by Rob Spallone
Length: 137:54 minutes
Date of Production: 2010
Extras: There was also a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, some trailers, but no Behind the Scenes feature as advertised on the back cover.
Juelz Ventura with Alex Gonz
Audio/Video Quality: Pornstar Cribs was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong and even, making the production look better than most in the field are capable of offering, Mike being one of the best directors regarding technical matters you will find. The grain and video noise were negligible, Mike again providing some of the best looking smut around, there being no video noise or compression artifacts that I could see. The bitrate tended to hover around the 7.2 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it and it looked really crisp most of the time. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. The dynamic range was as truncated as ever, the voices clearly heard and the music lightly balanced into the production with some care.
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Body of Review: Mike Quasar will probably be one of the last folks drawing a paycheck in porn thanks to his many talents shown under the Zero Tolerance banner, the manner in which piracy has decimated most of the profits causing wholesale cutbacks in the industry. Mike always tries to find the best women, use the best gear for his purposes, and capture the best footage in his flicks, the latest of which made it my way this weekend being Pornstar Cribs. The gimmick this time was that five scenes were hosted by Rob Spallone, a man best known for some of his parody work years ago before the current craze made the genre a runaway success. Rob goes to the homes of five popular performers, gets a tour, and then watches the ladies engage in various carnal activities for your stroking pleasure. While this type of thing has been done several times in the past at other companies, it is probably just what the fanboys out there will love to watch as yet another means of feeling as if they "know" the performers, most of whom move pretty often so the creep factor was minimized for me. The back cover described the show like this: "Have you ever been invited inside a pornstar's house? Now is your chance to RSVP! Check out where the hottest XXX vixens eat, sleep, lounge, and fuck when they are not jet-setting VIP style! This exclusive view will get you so horny you'll barely be able to hold your load! But don't blow it yet - wait for the all-access fuck fest cumming your way when you're given the full-body tour! These generously endowed hosts with the most will bend over backwards to make you feel comfortable in every hole! Lube up, make yourself at home and make sure you cum back soon!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Francesca Le and Tori Lux with Mark Wood
Scene One: Courtney Cummz, an attractive blond (with brunette highlights) with nice curves, was up first due to her long term association with the company, her home stuffed with all sorts of things (including numerous toys from Evolved Novelties). Rob made various funny comments and she took them in stride, Toni Ribas coming over to get some love from her after she changed into a skimpy bikini outfit. He was erect upon looking at her and she dropped down to apply her fantastic oral skills on him, her eye contact and increased respiration rate helping establish a connection between them. The active blowjob was great and he reciprocated on her orally too, leading to a very active vaginal ride where her ass cheeks rippled delightfully. This was topped by some anal where she gave up a lot of dirty talk, the culmination of the various portions of the scene giving it a lot of replay value thanks also to their enthusiasm. It ended when he stroked it to launch a large nut of genetic juice to her entire abdomen, his spunk flying all over the beauty and Courtney licking it as able. The company website described it like this: "Here we have Courtney Cummz, looking like the gorgeous California girl that she is, going one-on-one with some lucky stud who gets to plunge his cock deep in her tight little fuck hole and then pop his load on that great rack of hers."
Sara Sloane and Gracie Glam
Scene Two: Juelz Ventura, a sexy brunette with a lot of ink on her arm, was up next showing off her tiny place (full of small dogs) to Rob, his acid wit again displayed in truncated fashion. She changed into some tiny bikini undies and was displayed in the bedroom with Alex Gonz, the gal following the formula established last time by kneeling down to blow him. She throated him successfully and the messy hummer included a lot of eye contact, moving into a 69 so he could service her as well. That led to some dedicated oral by the guy as he rimmed her, the couple soon actively riding in various vaginal positions. Juelz did some active vaginal riding and seemed to connect with him until he rubbed one out to her face, some post coital head closing things up as she looked up at him knowingly, the impression left being that she had fun. The website said it like this: "Tattooed beauty Juelz Ventura is up next and she's eager to show that she's more than just a hot chick with a lot of ink. She's got a body that was built for sex, and when she's got a guy's cock standing at attention, she knows what to do to get it to that big cum facial."
Scene Three: Kristina Rose, an apartment dweller with brunette hair and a sweet ass, was up next as she welcomed Rob into her temporary abode. Her financial skills were questioned (she was saving for a house in Jersey and never paid her rent on time) and she collected gnomes, her mountain of stuffed animals amusing her interviewer no end. Kristina was then cleaned up to work with popular Marco Banderas, this being one of many scenes the two engaged in since she started her career. She wore an animal print bikini that showcased her fine ass, the two kissing as he pawed her little body. They striped and went straight to actively screwing, her pussy dripping wet even before he entered it for various positions. She then tasted her juices off his rod, some athletic leg spreading and a final blowjob leading to a facial and post coital sucking. The website description was "Kristina Rose is sittin' pretty, getting ready to have her tight pussy pounded in another scorching scene. Kristina likes to deep throat a cock in her little mouth and then get taken hard from every possible angle. Watch her ride this big bone and get her lovely face splattered with jizz."
Scene Four: Tori Lux, Francesca Le, and Mark Wood were up next as Rob took a look at the modest dwelling of Francesca and Mark. It was a decent place and she kept it clean despite Mark's messy nature, cute brunette Tori joining them on the couch as the trio went at it. The clothing came off and the ladies double teamed him orally, servicing each other from time to time as they took turns actively riding his cock vaginally. Francesca was the more active of the two gals but that balanced out with Tori's youth, each gal going down on the other while someone or other was bouncing on cock. This continued until Mark jerked off all over Francesca's face and mouth, some cumswapping with Tori closing it up. The website description: "Francesca Le and Tori Lux get fucked silly by Francesca's husband, the porn stud Mark Wood, who loves his job because he gets to fuck hot young ladies like Tori, all with the approval of Francesca, who is pretty hot herself and knows how to drain a dick dry."
Scene Five: Sara Sloane, the cover cutie with the fleshy and desirable body seen in shorts and a bra, was up last with sweet Gracie Glam, Rob doubting the luxurious home was her own (unless she was dealing drugs on the side). Whatever the case, Sara looked great and Gracie was just as appealing as they posed and went down on each other outside in the shade by the pool. There was some kissing and caressing but most of the action revolved around the oral, the gals developing a sense of urgency to go with their passion before some scissoring and rimming finished things up with a 69 but none of the company toys. The website described it like this: "Gracie Glam finally gets to have some hot lesbian sex with blonde vixen Sarah Sloane, who knows a few tricks about eating pussy that she can teach her cute brunette girlfriend. Gracie has the biggest orgasms of her life as Sarah shows her how to do it."
Summary: Pornstar Cribs by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was a lot of fun to see the performers in their own environments, the sexual trysts a bit too generic to merit higher than an otherwise respectable Recommended. I was disappointed that there was no BTS since it was advertised on the front cover but Rob Spallone added his usual quirky sense of humor and the casting was certainly high end. In short, Pornstar Cribs provided some solid technical values and attractive women to make it a good gonzo title, the gimmick of being shot in the homes of the performers certain to appeal to any fans of the ladies.
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