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I Fuck Myself

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 10/16/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Masturbation, Gonzo 

Director: ?.

Cast: Allie Haze, Aubrey Addams, Coffee Brown, Toni Sweets, Emma Heart, Brook Lee, Fancesca Le, Gracie Glam, Andy San Dimas, Lily LaBeau, Proxy Paige, Missy Woods, Jasmine Jolie, Chloe Conrad, Vanessa Leon

Length: 118 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: A nice looking photo gallery and three trailers are included. They are You've Been Busted 2, Just Over Eighteen 23, and Cum Stained Casting Couch 15. Website information round out this section. 

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid. It is filmed in high definition.

Overview: I Fuck Myself  is a film from the studio Red Light District. Even though the title suggests a solo masturbation theme, half of the ten scenes are pairs. Moreover, these pairs fool around with each other although it is not as lengthy as I would had liked to have seen. Several of the solo women do a very swell job in the allotted time that they are given, but unfortunately, most of them were too short and the viewer will feel disappointed.      
Scene One: Vanessa Leon is showing off her moves at the camera in her bikini near the pool. She also plays with her bikini  bottoms a bit too as well as her titties. Later, she sits on the patio and continues to tease the camera. Then, in an abrupt manner, it shifts to the next scene. This scene is a huge disappointment.               

Scene Two:
A very cute and adorable Allie Haze is teasing the camera indoors. Her smile shows good glee as the woman seduces it. When the woman gets down on the floor, the hotness factor rises as the anticipation of seeing her play with herself increases. The playful woman spanks her butt and crawls on the floor seductively. She also caresses her pretty breasts as she continues to make excellent eye contact with the camera. Later, Allie plays with her pussy briefly before removing her panties. The brunette cutie rubs and fingers her nice looking womanhood with good effort. She also does a good job in getting herself off. The viewer will definitely feel very stimulative during her excellent performance.           

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Scene Three: Aubrey Addams is outdoors in her bikini and wiggling her pretty ass at the camera. The seductive blond squeezes her titties together and rubs her bottoms against her pussy slit. Her performance increasingly becomes heated. Her solo play continues, but it's her body that drives the stimulative emotions of the audience and not her performance.          
Scene Four: Chloe Conrad is playing with herself on a comfy chair. Her eye contact with the camera is very well-done. The blond beauty's technique is sensual and once her eye contact is gone and she concentrates on her vaginal plaything, the mood turns more steamier. Later, her sexy moves appear and entices the audience. Then, she removes her skirt and rubs her love spot very nicely and effectively. Unfortunately, the scene is abruptly shifted to the next one.

Scene Five: Coffee Brown and Toni Sweet are beside each other and showing off their rumps. Then, they turn around and continue to tease the camera. Their activity is not stimulating despite their playful behavior and solo activity.

Scene Six: Emma Heart swings her hips very well in her striped pink and white bikini. The camera does a very good job in panning her pretty body. It enhances the anticipation of her soon-to-be solo play. When she shows off her tits, her nipples are very pointy. Soon, her pussy rubbing feels exciting even though she still has her bottoms on. Later, Emma is naked and the solo play heats up as she is quite active in fingering herself. Afterwards, the camera follows her ass as she walks away. Then, once indoors, the dark-haired lady caresses her breasts and runs her hands along her bikini clad body. Then, the playful woman becomes very active in rubbing and fucking her womanhood. I like Emma's body language. 

Scene Seven: Brown-haired Francesca Le and black-haired Andy San Dimas are sitting beside each other by the pool. They are seducing the camera with their moves. Soon, the women are fondling each other while standing up. Later, the hotness factor rises when Andy sucks Francesca's pussy from behind her. Next, her friend sucks the dark-haired woman's juicebox in front of her. Unfortunately, this scene was too short.

Scene Eight: Blonds Lily LaBeau and Proxy Paige are making out outside. It is apparent that they are having fun. Some titty play occurs by Lily. Lily is wearing blue. Also, there is some nice looking fondling activity by Proxy as she rubs Lily's ass. Later, they head indoors where they are kissing on the couch. More titty play is shown. Then, Lily pleasures the woman's sexual plaything briefly before the both of them sit on the couch and finger their own pussies. The sight of the two blond hotties are huge turn-ons and they get themselves off quite well. Their body language also looks very good.

Scene Nine: Cover girl Gracie Glam walks seductively and teases the camera in her pink outfit. Meanwhile, Brooke Lee is teasing both the camera and her friend from the couch. These ladies are gorgeous looking. Suddenly, the dark-haired beauty joins her. Both of them wiggle their asses at the camera. Afterwards, the solo play between them continues as Gracie shows off her titties and Brooke rubs her juicebox. The energy level heightens as soon as Gracie rubs her pussy too. Then, they are rubbing their playthings from behind as they show off their asses at the camera. Their actions captivate the viewers. Their pussy rubbing actions really get the atmosphere hot. 

Scene Ten: Bra and pantie clad Missy Wood and Jasmine Jolie are feeling each other's lovely bodies. They also move their butts at the camera. The women continue with their playfulness and then, they kiss later. Missy and Jasmine are smoking hot together as they focus on each other. Their amazing bodies are gorgeous looking and their kisses on each other's breasts are turn-ons. The close-up shots of their tits are hot. They also kiss and play with themselves quite a bit. Their moans sound cool and they get off extremely well. However, the ending occurs abruptly.

Final Thoughts: This film is at best a rental and only if you like this genre. The duo scenes are the ones that save this movie from receiving the lowest rating that it could receive. As to the solo ones, Allie Haze has the best performance. It's the only solo one that the audience will not feel cheated on. The only duo who did not add spice and hotness to their scene at all is the Coffee Brown/Toni Sweet performance, but, the other four are very good and stimulating.

Apache Warrior

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