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Studio: Twistys » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 10/16/10



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio: Twistys
             
Release Date: 9-8-2010

Length: 2:12

Director: Kory Fame

Condoms: no

Genre: Gonzo

Category: Big boobs

Performers: Danica Dillan, Jenaveve Jolie, Jenna Presley, Jessica Jaymes, Shyla Stylez
  
The Movie: Dedicated to all the big breasts lovers in the world, this movie contains five vignettes with minimal plot  huge breasts shaking and quaking the world you're in for a few minutes.

The DVD -
 
Audio/Video: Good

Features:

  • Gallery
  • Pop shots
  • Behind the scenes

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Danica Dillan plays a waitress in Daisy Duke cutoffs and straw cowgirl hat serving a beer to a cowpoke in a rustic, but modern cowboy bar. She serves herself to him within seconds and they are kissing passionately. She pulls him up by his kerchief and yanks his jeans downs to free the hard cock that she instantly swallows. Danica is a pretty brunette but not busty, so I had to wonder about her placement in this movie. In any event, she gets her pussy eaten before doing a cowgirl on the dude while he sits in a chair wearing his tank top and hat! What is with these cowboys? He then flips her around and does her doggie style before shooting on her open mouth.

Jenaveve Jolie plays a Native American, I guess, who shoots a camper with her bow and arrow, but misses him and then begins to chase him. She is dressed simply and sports a single feather. She catches him and begins to suck his cock (maybe it's there last rites or something before she scalps him?). The fuck each standing up in some brush on the side of a sloping hill and while Jenaveve was exotic and built, well, this scene left me not excited at all. It was a cloudy day and the backdrop of the hills gave the scene no color or light. Kind of boring. The popshot to her mouth was minimalistic.

A very good looking guy visits Jenna Presley at her home to deliver some flowers and she immediately takes him to her bedroom where she gets his cock out in two shakes and begins inhaling it. She is a wild-ass lover and quickly they are naked and doing a 69. Jena is very vocal and dirty and does the guy with all of the physical ability she can muster. She is very pretty, but comes across intellectually as not being able to spell the word, let alone act it. But who cares, really? I do a little, I guess, wanting women I watch fucking being able to string together at least a couple sentences. They fuck in a lot of positions and she is animated and verbose and very nice to look at, but the scene lacked color and accessories that would make the scene compelling and make you want to come back to it. He explodes on her open mouth at the end and that makes some of the trudging along worthwhile.

Jessica Jaymes, one of my favorite women in porn and not seen as much as I would like, although she seems to now be doing more movies these days and this is a scene where she enters a tattoo parlor to get an image put near her pussy and when spreading her legs for the guy to begin scarring her, he begins to lick and suck instead of creating his art. She is thin with big fake boobs and long dark drown hair and a pretty face. They do their thing on the examining-like leather table the guy does his work on. The positions are few, but the action is intense with Jessica one dirty girl, all right! He shoots on her face, a big load that splatters everywhere and makes Jessica purr like a viper. Very good scene!

Shyla Stylez is trying on bras and panties in a sex shop and models them for the male salesman. One in particular is a sea-green satin number trimmed in white that the guy likes and when she rubs up against him she feels his foot-long under his jeans. Shyla is an Amazonian blonde with huge boobs and a pretty but slutty face and attitude. The salesman's cock is long and thick and when she gets his pants down to suck it she can barely get her mouth around and down it. They fuck on the floor, the counter, and standing up against a backdrop of retail sex store toys and undies. He shoots into her mouth which she then dribbles down on to her massive tits--this a good scene and I like Shyla a lot.

Final Thoughts: This is a pedestrian effort at best and  I would not go above advising you to at least try Renting It to see if there is any stuff here you want to experience and reuse.  My bet is on Jessica Jaymes and Shyla Stylez, but that is just me. The BTS was lame and not much of anything. Think twice before getting this Twistys.


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