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Tits Ahoy 10


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/18/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Tits Ahoy 10: All Big Tits

Third Degree Films

Genre: Gonzo, Big Tits

The Ladies

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Rebeca Linares, Marco Banderas, Tanya Tate, Toni Ribas, Jayden Jaymes, Alex Gonz, Heather Summers, Mark Wood, Julia Ann, Michael Stefano

Length: 128:11 minutes


Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, some trailers, and a Behind the Scenes feature lasting 17:26 minutes that showed off some of the cast as well as Mike at work.

Condoms: None

Rebeca Linares (new boobs)

Audio/Video Quality: Tits Ahoy 10 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree Films using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong and even, making the production look better than most in the field are capable of offering, Mike being one of the best directors regarding technical matters you will find. The grain and video noise were negligible, Mike again providing some of the best looking smut around, there being no video noise or compression artifacts that I could see. The bitrate tended to hover around the 6.1 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it and it looked really crisp most of the time. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. The dynamic range was as truncated as ever, the voices clearly heard and the music lightly balanced into the production with some care.

Tanya Tate with Toni Ribas

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Body of Review: Mike Quasar is a funny, talented director of porn, a number of his works released by Third Degree Films earning him some acclaim. While I tend to like his bigger budget extravaganzas, his keen eye and steady hand have long been helpful to his reputation in almost everything he shoots. His latest title making it my way for review is Tits Ahoy 10: All Big Tits, a selection of five scenes starring hotties such as Julia Ann, Jayden Jaymes, Tanya Tate, Rebeca Linares, and Heather Summers. The love of large tits on women is nothing new in porn but Mike managed to showcase each gal differently enough to provide each scene with some replay value, their strokability impacted as much by your personal tastes in ladies than anything the beloved director tried here. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jayden Jaymes with Alex Gonz

Scene One: Rebeca Linares, a sexy little Latina wearing a skimpy animal print bikini, was up first as she teased briefly to generic music. She sprawled about the fuzzy white rug on the floor and felt up her all new implants, Marco Banderas coming up behind her to savor the taste of her tits. She reciprocated on his nipples and coyly worked his belt open, giving him a seductive blowjob with increasing passion before he took her to the couch to go down on her as well. Rebeca spread her legs and moaned loudly during the cunnilingus, Marco pumped up to pump her up vaginally, assorted vaginal positions and taste testing punctuated by titty play as she milked his nuts dry of genetic juice. He came on her tits and it seemed short but sweet all the same. The company described the scene like this: "Newly busty Spanish slut Rebeca Linares enjoys getting her pussy eaten by expert rug munchers like Marcos Banderas here, a big, beefy meat puppet with a big, beefy cock. It's amazing that a gal as tiny as Rebecca can take his whole length inside her, but horniness will drive a slut to incredible lengths."

Heather Summers

Scene Two: Tanya Tate, an older blond wearing a purple bikini, was up next to show that experience shouldn't be discounted when it comes to breast play, the gal oiling hers up for Toni Ribas to massage. He was initially gentle with her and she slid down to slob his knob aggressively, some dirty talk and eye contact enhancing the moment. A titty fuck led to him porking her pussy on the bed, her accent driving him crazy as he worked his pecker between tits and labia to generate some needed friction. She wasn't an active vaginal rider until she was on top of him, her tits shaking she he drilled her hard. This continued until he rubbed out a large load of population pudding to her chest for her to savor orally. The company described the scene like this: "Tanya Tate gets a bucketful of cum splashed all over her big rack after she gets taken hard and deep from her boytoy here, a stud with big muscles and a big love muscle that stretches her pussy out and makes her squeal with delight as he pounds away at her tight pink slit."

Julia Ann

Scene Three: Jayden Jaymes, a fetching brunette with a great body, was up next in a brick loft while wearing her black bikini undies and masturbating to the weird music. She kept eye contact with the camera and took the tease slowly as she posed and kicked back on the couch, Alex Gonz soon joining her as he grabbed her hair to direct her into giving him a hummer. Jayden did a fine job on the blowjob, rapidly working his shaft with her hand as her mouth took as much of him in as possible, his hands caressing her ass before he stuffed his face between her ass cheeks. Jayden was an active rider of cock and also knew well how to use her tits to drain a guy dry, sucking him off until he went back to her pussy, only coming out to bust a nut of spunk on her tits. The company described the scene like this: "Jayden James is one smokin' hot brunette with a great set of tits and a gorgeous face that just begs to get drenched in spunk every time she sheds her clothes and has hot, sweaty sex. Watch Jayden get her big tits fucked, along with her tight and wet pussy, until her man is ready to pop his load on her tongue."

Scene Four: Heather Summers, an appealing blond with pretty eyes and a pleasingly thick figure, was up next as she followed the formula while wearing minimal lingerie near the second story balcony. Mark Wood joined her and she didn't take long to talk him into a blowjob, kneeling before him as she wrapped her lips lovingly around his cock to go at it. She tried a few techniques on him before the titty fuck, aurally enhancing matters until they changed locations (where the colors looked substantially different by the way) for various forms of vaginal penetration. She was an active rider from the beginning, impaling herself on Mark's admittedly modest meat but making it seem real due to her increased respiration rate. There was additional taste testing and titty fucking but Mark pulled out of her pussy to land the leg blast of semen, some landing on her chest too. The company described the scene like this: "Heather Summers is a big, bouncy blonde with big, bouncy breasts, the kind of fun bags that big-boob lovers' dreams are made of. And Heather loves getting nasty, riding Mark's cock and taking the whole big schlong all the way in as he pounds her pussy like a jackhammer and keeps making her cum."

Scene Five: Julia Ann, the beautiful woman featured on the front cover, was up last as she paraded around the house in bright blue bikini undies with a smile. Julia may not be the youngest member of the cast but she was certainly the most desirable to this reviewer, her allure going beyond just her polished moves and lean figure. As she laid back on the white couch, Michael Stefano came over to her while wearing some mope clothing, sucking her tits and feeling her up as he set out to warm her up. His hand stayed on her pussy but his mouth focused on her tits, Julia moving slowly into a 69 position to get some cock in her mouth. They moved to the bed for the best action though, Julia's wonderfully skilled mouth and hand keeping him on the edge before the active vaginal and tit fucking positions drove him crazy. He then unleashed his seed as she blew him one last time, his sperm going into her throat before she let it slide down to her tits as a massage cream. The company described the scene like this: "Julia Ann is the quintessential MILF sex queen, a 1990s porn starlet back from retirement and ready to give all kinds of jerk-off material to a new generation of fans. She's a blonde bombshell who knows how to drain a guy's cock dry in all kinds of ways, including her fantastic set of tits."

Summary: Tits Ahoy 10 by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree Films could have had more tease at the beginning of each scene and definitely more titty play overall but the lighting was solid and the casting made a great deal of sense too. While not each pairing had a tremendous amount of personal chemistry, some attempt to instill enthusiasm was obvious and that assisted in making the movie well worth a rating of Recommended or better, depending on how much you adore particular ladies. In short, Tits Ahoy 10: All Big Tits was truthfully advertised regarding the size of the sweet tits present and all of the ladies knew how to work their fun bags in such a way that their male partners were satisfied by the time they were finished, so check out the movie if you find large breasts appealing as spank bank material.


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