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Barely Legal P.O.V. #8


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 10/18/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended



Barely Legal P.O.V. #8

A Hustler Picture Directed by Dirty Dan
Starring:
  Ally Ann, Amy Starz, Kandi Milan, Tara Lynn Foxx, Missy Stone & Adrianna
Angel.

With:  Dirty Dan
Total Runtime:  2hrs 12min
Condoms?:  None!
Keywords:  Finally Legal, Point of View, Eighteen, Clean Shaven, High School High

Super Brief Introduction:  Part the eighth of Dirty Dan Silver's teen-themed line for Hustler, all with another set of youthful young ladies eager to show off their naked struts off to us in that wonderful point of view style.  More often than not, it's a delightful series: let's see what's up!


[Scene One]  Ally Ann





Standing in full figure at five feet & five inches tall, Maryland-born Ally pals around with Dan before slipping out of her clothes to blow him for a minute or two, uttering "I wanna fuuuck" in a low drawl.  Atop the bed she pushes herself into his crotch, cradling her nipples as Dan's dick aims parallel to her tiny line of bush.  His camera closes in as she thumbs away at her clit, losing focus as Ally shifts faster and glazes both pairs of their privates.  Down on her knees, she sucks him, hands free, briefly, angling on top as they take to the floor for classic cowgirl.  A few huddles down the road, Dan's prick pops out and Ally takes a taste: "Your dick tastes so good," she says, while Dan retorts "You're tasting your pussy, that's why" - "Oh yeah, score!", she goofily replies.  It's a cute moment, and that enthusiasm sticks through a reverse cowgirl run, with Ally's gaining speed quelled by the more sedate Dan.  He smacks her ass while she spreads her asscheeks, leading to another tangy swill of his wang for good measure.  Back on the bed, doggy is the order, with a tinge of ghetto slang on Ally's tongue as she devolves with the steady pump behind her.  In missionary she twists her long legs up for Dan, who accidentally slips his ship into her butt off-camera ("That was a mistake!", he admits, quickly adjusting back to her slit.  "Yeah right," she utters).  And so the pointed pounding finally sends Dan to the brink, fading into a tight self-jerk aimed and landed on Ally's face, streaked and with a drop hitting her mouth (she puckers afterward).  Plenty of goodness in this scene, what with the nineteen year old Ally keeping up to speed (and oftentimes going to fast for her partner) with Dan, though one wonders how soon she will give up that anal cherry, if ever.  She surely is a cutie here, though, and the scene itself rushes by almost too soon.


[Scene Two]  Amy Starz





Nineteen year old newbie Amy takes on Dan's play-by-play instructions as she tells us of her sexual experiences (a late bloomer, but she did have a boyfriend whom "she blew everyday" before finally going all the way).  Those skills come in handy once she's floor-bound and doing the same to Dan, urging her to treat it like a lollipop as it seems she's more green than she perceives.  Not long afterward, reverse cowgirl begins with a slow lean onto his joint, cutting after a few swift minutes into missionary, showing off Amy's pelvic tattoo, as well as a bit of stubble on her clam.  Rocking and rolling into her, Dan pauses and backs off, letting Amy fold her legs together for a more pointed point of view as they continue onward.  In doggy, he urges her to take the lead and push backward, a strategy she seems to savor as she gains a lovely lot of traction.  In classic cowgirl, Dan diddles her clit as she balances atop of him (on the floor, once again!), briefly blowing him prior to getting back on the saddle.  She rides his pole along in reverse cowgirl until he can take no more, catching his load almost totally in her opened mouth (with a snare's bit on her nose and chin), swallowing it all down clean!  While some may find her lightly freckled skin and odd choice of tattoos less appealing than most, Amy's performance here is keen on pleasing Dan while keeping herself satisfied, as well: as it happens, her ease in swallowing outshines her medium-level oral skills, though many will love that she's more or less guided by Dan, all with a giant smile on her face.  Good news, everybody!


[Scene Three]  Kandi Milan

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Five foot three Kandi lifts up her dress for Dan to paw away at her eighteen year old ass, keeping mostly mum as he marvels at her sinewy, browned body.  He hands her a bottle of baby oil to rub across her stems and titties, the ritual itself causing her to fall onto the bed to continue her self-stroking downward.  Crawling with the camera in between her legs, Dan wiggles her clit and inserts a digit, leading to a blowjob that Dan coaches her through ("move top to bottom...lollipop the top") which she does more or less quietly, gripping it with her white patterned manicured nails.  She's soon gauzing those hands and that cock with a goodly amount of spit (hooray!), attending to his balls before going into missionary on the edge of the mattress.  After a few steady humps into her, Dan asks her to lead, causing Kandi to shake herself in a twisty groove and holding his knob in her mouth for a swift taste.  Showing off a lower back tattoo, Kandi wrangles control of the pushing in doggy, rubbing her clit furiously as the pair steady on in a cowgirl bounce afterward.  Straightening up, she slows down to a crawl, turning around for reverse and setting forth a tight bounce.  Missionary causes Dan to finally rupture, shooting the majority of his seed into Kandi's open mouth, which she shows off proudly before swilling it down (a tiny bit leaks, but chances are that you won't miss it!).  Though she came off as a little cold at first, Kandi's methods were more covert: she was being modest, and Dan's direction definitely helped her to make it seem all the more effortless when it came down to brass tacks.  Shaking off the skittishness was easy, and it all goes down like a warm slice of pie - I would like another, please!


[Scene Five]  Tara Lynn Foxx





With a wonderfully toothy grin, Tara greets us and a few moments later is already down to her final layer of clothing - a neon green swimsuit which she's happy to pull between her cheeks and toss our way, gracing us with a giggle of her bodacious tits before she's down to just her bare skin.  The tease gives way to a pleasureable blow job, Tara going all the way down and admitting her love of being "gagged by your dick".  Her adept oral skills allow her to be more verbally adventurous along the way, uttering how she's a "good little whore" before masturbating prior to Dan aiming his arrow inside of her golden folds.  He goes in slow, upping the speed as Tara keeps fiddling with her clit, pulling her around for doggy for a fuller gander at her beautifully round tush, going in balls deep.  She leads and slows it down as Dan slaps that ass of hers, changing up to cowgirl against the floor, squatting her full form almost backward to keep Dan's wiggler from slipping out (as it keeps doing, again and again).  Tara solves this tiny inconvenience by turning around for reverse cowgirl, hammering her booty down and keeping both of them in place.  She quickly leans down for a taste, causing Dan to sound a little like a bear.  "Why are you growling?", she asks, "did you almost cum in my pussy?" - he is truly stronger than most, perhaps.  After a tad more reverse action, Tara sucks his wick a bit more, Dan popping his top and shooting his glue onto her wide tongue, which she plays with almost too affectionately (and almost loses it all!), but catches it all before nary a drop can spill and downing it all in a clean gulp.  Though she's not even a full year into her public deviance, Tara shines mightily throughout this scene, in just about every way.  Her wiley ways are more than enough for Dan, and she really does hit all the spots in just the right way.  I've said it before, but I'll say it again - another bona-fide star, ladies and gentlemen!


[Scene Six]  Missy Stone





Blowing bubbles on the bed, five foot two Missy undoes her sheer aqua outfit and twirls around at Dan's suggestion, displaying her lower back dimples and a tuft of hair dotting the top of her crotch.  He squeezes the majority of her soft parts before Missy falls to her knees for a slow, eye-gazing blow job, coyly toying with him before spreading herself on the bed for missionary.  With her fingers, Missy parts her pussy lips as Dan slips it in, moaning as the beat count increases and pointing her ass toward him for a spell of doggy.  She spreads her cheeks apart, showing off her dot of an asshole, and soon takes the lead, bleating out as the coaxes her way along & closer to orgasm.  In cowgirl, those beats become more pronounced as Missy keeps close to Dan and grinds away.  "Can you feel my pussy clenching around your dick?" she asks him, cutting upward sharper and flipping around for a reverse call and response, poking herself in the ass with a finger before continuing in a steady hold.  Back on the bed, Missy asks "are you gonna feed me?" while Dan knocks away a few paths, soon ordering her to get down for the conclusion: he unfurls his greasy cream into her mouth, a stream of which oozes out, with all the rest going down her throat.  Seemingly an eternal teenager, Missy makes quick work of Dan here, though her introductory chemistry with him is, thankfully, only temporary.  As she's been well versed in the porn game already, I did half expect her to offer the anal card here, but her work here is all-pussy-oriented, and allows a better focus on how much of a fuck machine she's already become, butthole pleasures be damned.  Pretty smooth stuff, sis!


[Scene Seven]  Adrianna Angel





Finding less luck with her jar of bubbles, Adrianna chirps to Dan that she just turned eighteen and that she likes older guys, all in a raspy Cindy Brady-esque half-lisp that you may either find totally crushable or invariably annoying (I am currently in the former, for now).  With a dash of dirty talk later, five foot-five Adrianna shakes out of her clothes and leaps on the bed, turning in a brief-if-at-all blow job, announcing "I'm ready to get fucked," half-biting her finger.  In missionary, she lets out a series of squeaks, fingering herself as Dan reaches in for a slow crawl once the heat dies away - he spits on his cock for more glide.  In doggy, Adrianna leads and gains little speed, encouraging Dan to thumb her ass as the friction shifts down a notch.  She shifts around for just the right angle in cowgirl (on the floor), upticking the action though keeping the stroking to a minimum along the way.  Reverse cowgirl keeps the whinny sound cracking from Adrianna's lungs, and a semi-decent taste afterward leads toward missionary, at which time she spits and snarls in a play/pretend way, eager, I suppose, to end the ordeal.  Once Dan shifts her to the floor to receive his stream of milky gifts, Adrianna almost turns to stone as he blows his load across her face, and she reluctantly licks one of her fingers while responding to his few questions in a more serious, less cutesy tone.  It all seriously ends soon enough, and that's all there is.  While it did all begin in a pretty promising mood, Adrianna's entire performance rings false by the scene's end, as her little coos and whimpers all seem to play out with all the overall depth of plastic bag.  Someone out there will love this act to death, but here, it's barely watchable and all too saccharine for my particular tastes.  It's all a very disappointing way to end the feature, but so it goes.

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Bonus Features
Heaviest of the selections here are a Behind the Scenes featurette (9min), in which Ally competes with an outdoor noise while applying gloss to her lips, and likewise Tara is felt up and teased by Dan as she slips in and out of outfits.  Second only in length is the Trailers (all totaling a little less than 9min) section, with various makes and models of relatable Hustler material.  Speaking of, "Barely Legal: How It All Began" is a miniature five minute history of the franchise, focused on the recently displaced Clive Maclean and his role in helming the original series of the same name.  A small assortment of Huster-related bits and blips finish the section off (along with a few nuisance-y commercials for 900 numbers), but nothing the casual or die-hards really need to spend time bothering with.

Audio/Visual Quality
Presented in 1.85:1, 16x9 enhanced widescreen, the feature keeps most of the color scheme in check, with a few variants in grade as director/performer keeps himself in relation to his co-stars.  Close-ups sometimes become hazy, either by way of the occasional focus problem (the problem with what turns out to be one-handed shooting, it seems) or the creeping shadows that certain positions can birth (with Tara's scene, in particular, as she's sometimes moving her body to and fro so fast that Dan has trouble keeping up).  Audio was a relatively clean 2.0 channel standard stereo field, with the track sometimes filled with very light background music, mostly done during the introductory/getting to know you segments, never really included otherwise.  Otherwise, the overall presentation comes off as-not-too shiny but clean and clear enough, quite watchable and just rich enough.

Overall Thoughts
Though not a totally mixed back of a disc, Barely Legal P.O.V. #8 still comes in Recommended, though the only real disappointment is Adrianna's scene, which does cast a slight pall over the rest of the pretty swell feature.  Tara and Missy are head and shoulders above the rest of the participants in the quality department, and fresh young Amy is bright enough to break through even the darkest minor shadows in her slightly green performance.  Likwise, Kandi and Ally both turn in strong efforts here, with Adrianna's scene really sticking out like a sore, lisping thumb.  But perhaps I'm in the minority with that one - what's left is a pretty great collection, point of view or not, that's a decent addition to the series.


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