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Load Almighty

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 10/27/10

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: Widescreen, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Gangbang

Director: Mike John

Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Carolyn Reese, Cassandra Calogera, Chayse Evans, Cindy Crawford (II), Gianna Michaels, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives, Kristina Rose, London Keyes, Naomi Cruz, Velicity Von

Date of Production: 2010

Length: 6 hrs. 50 mins.

Audio/Video: The audio, and video are both shot in High Definition. The sound quality is excellent. It's not too low, and not too loud. The video is in a 16 x 9 widescreen ratio/format, and you can really tell that it is shot in HD.

Overview: This DVD set contains 12 two part scenes of some of the loveliest ladies from the porn industry. Each of the girls recieve multiple facial cumshots that are truly noteworthy. It's 6+ hours of some of the best goo glazing you'll ever witness, and these girls really work for it! So if your into the girls that don't mind getting their faces painted with man goo, then I believe you might just enjoy this set ...


Scene 1:
London Keyes pt. 1 & 2

London is a very beautiful dark haired performer. in the first part she combines dirty talk, sloppy oral sex, and some very good skills to deliver a very excellent performance. She also has a very nice body, and I love her tattoos they really add to the naughty factor of the scene. The scene starts off with a very brief interview with London. She is asked how long she has been doing porn films, and replies that she has been in for a year. The guy behind the camera also informs her that she will not be swallowing (what a shame ...), but that she'll be 'painted up'. I kind of like the way he phrased that ... The interview is followed by some very brief foreplay, which involved some of the guys in the scene tending to London's pussy, and tits. From there on it's mostly London treating the four guys she's been blessed with. There's lots of intense cocksucking which is mainly done while London is on her knees, but she also does the '69' position with one of the guys at one point. Her oral sex skills are amazing, and at points she goes balls deep on each of the four guys. The scene is well paced, and all of the performers were great. London was a real pleasure to watch. sexy expressions, and dirty talk added to the excitement of the scene. You can really tell that she is into this. The final result of the scene was a facial glazing as good as those from most bukkake videos, and it only involved four guys!!! This is a top notch scene, and a very good start to this DVD set!!!

The second part involves a POV session with London, and one male performer. London is spread eagle sitting in a wooden chair right when the scen opens. The guy is pounding away at her pussy, and she is using her signature dirty talk (which consists mainly of shit, fuck, pussy, and cock). The POV camera angles that are used are really good, and not too hardcore. The over-the-top view of London being done doggystyle is excellent, and almost artistic. For the most part the scene includes only a small variation of sex positions including doggystyle, missionary, and cowgirl. The finishing cumshot is not quite awe inspiring, but it is good nonetheless. In the end London gets down on her knees, and recieves a cumshot from her chin to the hair on her head. What's satisfying about London's performance is that she is truly passionate about her work, and it reflects in this two part scene. I'm truly glad that they decided to do a two part scene with London!

Scene 2: Adrianna Nicole pt. 1 & 2

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Adrianna is the first blonde of this DVD set, and she does not dissappoint. Her scene starts off with th usual brief interview, and striptease. To begin with she is wearing a sexy pink bra, and panty combo which is removed  after the striptease. when the oral sex starts it starts with a bang! Adrianna definitely has some serious sucking skills, and she displays that all throughout the scene. One particular skill which I thought was quite amazing, was her ability to not only deepthroat the guys' shaft, but to also take their balls in her mouth at the same time! This is truly one hardcore suckfest, filled with constant throatbanging and a lot of spitting. For the most part of the scene Adrianna is down on her knees, but at one point the guys have her lying on her back getting face fucked. Adrianna gets blessed to have five guys to give her a very, very massive face glazing for this scene. Even though it does take a while to get to the glazing, every bit of this scene is really enjoyable. Adrianna's lustful spirit is truly something to behold. It's no wonder the guys covered every part of her face with thick loads of cum. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this will probably be the best scene on the two discs, but you'll have to decide that for yourself. Overall this is a solid scene, and every part of it is very enjoyable.

I forgot to mention that this scene was divided into two scenes, but it was more of a continuation of the same scene.

Scene 3: Gianna Michaels

Gianna is an extremely hot all-natural performer, who has a very nice pair of fun bags (I always wanted to say that). Her intro, striptease are very short. This left more room for the sex part of the scene. Gianna, and six other guys star in this interracial throatbang. During the scene you will hardly see the guys' faces which is a really good thing. I think that it adds to the fantasy factor to have Gianna as the main focus. Gianna is one of those naughty girls who loves to talk dirty to the guys as their taking turns throat fucking her. Her blowjob skills are really impressive, even though she doesn't deepthroat the shaft and the balls like the previous girl. In this scene she has a lot of cocks to manage so at times it does seem to drag on, but they do switch up the action for some tit fucking. I thought that was a wise decision. If I were a buyer of this DVD I would have probably fast forwarded past a lot of the cocksucking. Gianna and her performance with the six lucky guys is a solid package. The scene is definitely good enough to make you get your rocks of very quickly. The final facial glazing in this scene was good, but not comparable to the previous scenes' finishes. As in the previous scene, the two parts of this scene are more of a continuation. You wouldn't realize the transition between scenes had happened if you were watching the movie as a whole, or if you watched the scene from the beginning. Overall the performance as a whole is good, but I'm not really into the dirty talk that went on. For me it cheapens the experience a bit. I enjoy raw lust more than listening to a girl talk trash. When it comes down to it I didn't judge this scene based on dirty talk because some people like that kind of thing, and it is really irrelavent in the world of porn.


Scene 4: Chayse Evans pt. 1 & 2

Immediately we find the dark haired Chayse in a reclining position on a couch playing with her pussy. I know most guys probably aren't into what the girl wears, but she has some sexy goth lingerie on along with some wrist socks (I guess that's what they're called???). After a very short conversation with the cameraman, Chayse is down on her knees with her breasts exposed, sucking on a guys cock. She goes from sucking one cock to two, then three. She uses the spit lube technique that I've seen a lot of the girls use in previous scenes. After a short bit Chayse is blessed with a fourth cock. The men surround her in a traditional blow bang circle waiting to be sucked by the lovely lass. Cocks just seem to be adding on, as two more join the fray giving her a total of six cocks to deal with. She does an awesome job of sucking the guys' cocks, giving each of them a fair share of attention. Chayse is a treat to watch. Her blowjob skills are good, and her gagging makes for a good viewing. I love the way she smiles at the guys and the camera during the whole session, it adds to the quality of the scene. Other than the 'Circle of Suck' there's not much else that goes on in this scene except for the tit fucking that the guys briefly do before the final cumshots. The ending facial result is awesome! Most of the guys shoot their load close to her eyes, and she complains a bit about it. In the end she takes it like a sport, and even says "Thank You!". It's a truly awesome scene with an equally awesome performance by Chayse Evans!!!

Scene 5: Katie St. Ives pt. 1 & 2

Katie has always seemed to have an innocent appearance like a WWII Pin-Up. She starts of the scene in a school girl like outfit, and a sort of dated hairstyle. After walking into a living room area she greets a guy, gets down on her knees, and starts gobbling his knob. The scene is soon moved to a bedroom where Katie removes her clothing, and gets some missionary style treatment from the guy. The sex is definitely hot, and her orgasms add to the excitement of what's going on. From the bed she gets down on the floor and finishes the guy off then swallows his load. She alsmost throws it back up too! Even after that the guy still isn't finished and kindly asks Katie if they could fuck some more! This time they go for the doggystyle treatment which is not quite as hot as the missionary. The doggystyle is recorded in an overhead POV style is the reason I said that. I think doggystyle should be done in a side POV. I guess it was an artistic take on the view, and some people will probably enjoy it. When the doggystyle is done the scene moves on to Katie sucking the guy's cock once more, and then on to cowgirl riding. After a few more position changes Katie takes a cumshot to her hair!

For the blow bang part of Katie's scene she is still dressed in a school girl like outfit, but this time the scene takes place partially poolside. To begin with the cameraman has Katie walk around the pool while he films her bottom as she walks. The actual blow bang part of the scene takes place inside. Katie is blessed with four cocks. Her performance is ok, but her sucking abilities in this scene are a bit lacking. She does end up reaping a massive combined facial from three of the guys, and an oral cumshot which she swallows from the fourth guy. The scene was just 'ok'. It didn't really seem like Katie wanted to be there, and a comment she made during the beginning of the scene confirms it. Overall Katie's scenes were a pleasure to watch, but were not as good as the previous girls' scenes.

Scene 6: Carolyn Reese pt. 1 & 2

Carolyn starts her scene off posing in a red one piece bathing suit that looks as though it was from the Vampirella comic books! Her scene is also partially poolside, in fact it's at the same location as Katie's was. Carolyn has a very hot body with some very large natural breasts. The cameraman has a bit of fun with her, jiggling her tits around. He really does love her boobs, and he handles them enough too. Not only does Carolyn let the cameraman play with her breasts, but she lets him handle her pussy as well. For Carolyns blow bang she is blessed with five guys. As with Katie's scene, Carolyn's blowbang takes place indoors. This scene didn't seem to have as much energy to it as the previous ones. The cameraman did mention that this was Carolyn's first blow bang, so I guess that explains it. At times during the scene it seemed as though she was trying too hard to impress, but the action did pick up in pace once she got more comfortable with the situation. Further on through the scene it becomes apparent that the scene followed some of the others closely, especially with the round of tit fucking. In the end Carolyn recieves a worthy facial from all five guys! This scene was alright, and the ending facial was definitely awesome!

The second part of Carolyn's scene takes place in a bedroom, and it is a one on one session like Katie had for the first part of her scene. To begin with she sucks the guy's cock a bit, then they move on to doggystyle. After that Carolyn does some brief cowgirl, and finishes off with some more sucking. The scene is solid, and I liked it better than Katie's solo scene. Carolyn does finish the second part of her scene off nicely. She takes the guy's load into her mouth then swallows! It was a very nice way to finish off this two part scene of Carolyn Reese!


Photo Gallery, Cast List, Web Access, Trailers

*NOTE* On the actual case it mentions a 'Cumshot Recap' special feature but I did not see it.

Final Thoughts:

If you're a fan of the 'Praise the Load' series the you will most likely enjoy this DVD set. It is a collection of scenes that are all well performed, and it has some of porn's most lovely ladies in it as well. Each scene was a pleasure to watch, and the end facial glazings were all a work of art. Each of the girls faces were thoroughly covered, and I'm really into that kind of thing. If you like bukkake videos, then you will probably enjoy this just as much. This is definitely a DVD set for hardcore facial fans, and cumshot fans too. The only thing I didn't like was the 'Cumshot Recap' extra that I couldn't find. It would have been an awesome extra. This DVD set is most certainly worth the price that's being asked, and worthy of the Xcritic Pick!

Final Rating: Xcritic Pick!!!

"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.

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