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This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody


Studio: Debie Diamond Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/26/10


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This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody

Debi Diamond Films

Genre: Female Domination, Parody

Director: Michael Kahn

Kristina Rose with Rod Fontana

Cast: Kristina Rose, Rod Fontana; Andy San Dimas, Satyr (last two in bonus scene only)

Length: 50:45 minutes

Date of Production: 3/4/2010, 2/23/2010

Extras: The movie itself consists of a single scene so the 32:18 minute "bonus scene" starring Andy San Dimas and Satyr should not be included as part of the main event (elevating the extras score at the expense of the movie). It was actually pretty decent in terms of the action included, Andy relishing the role of taking charge of the loser mope as she berated him, forced him to suck her strap on dildo, and proceed to plank him with bouts of ATM. There was also some slapping, electric play, and foot fetish material for those that care; it just might have been nice to showcase more of the parodied action. There were also some photogalleries, trailers, and very short looks behind the scenes, some website material starring Cece Stone and Heidi Mayne included for interested viewers.

Condoms: None

Kristina Rose with Rod Fontana

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Audio/Video Quality: This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Michael Kahn for Debi Diamond Films, using the MPEG-2 codec for this standard definition version. The video bitrate hovered around the 2.50 Mbps mark but the lighting in the living room setting was not particularly well handled, lots of shadows and grain noticed as I watched the single scene movie. It appeared to be shot on a low end camera, and with just one camera at that, so the compositional elements were decidedly limited, many opportunities to see Kristina prance about in her tight blue booty shorts (or naked) lost as a result. As far as a female domination effort, the movie was not as weak as some of the web-only material on the market but it was a far cry from some of the better titles offered up by competitors, the parody joke about a man imprisoned for making movies in bad taste on the weal side as well. The audio was presented in a 2.0 LPCM, using a 48 kHz sampling rate and 1536 Kbps aural bitrate. The vocals were hollow, apparently shot from the camera mounted microphone, and there were no ambient noises or music to concern about, this being as basic as could be sonically.

Body of Review: Michael Kahn and Debi Diamond Films is the latest small company to jump on the parody bandwagon, cashing in on the misfortune of Paul Little who currently resides in prison due to a government prosecution of his admittedly lame movies in porn. Paul is better known as "Max Hardcore", a man whose persona is to belittle women and abuse them sexually on camera, the kicker being it is all play acting by consenting adults who receive a premium for the nasty types of scenes the man made for years. Max was prosecuted awhile back and is serving time so he becomes fair game (to some), resulting in a movie called This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody. Political considerations aside, Max was never one to shy away from controversy or cater to pussies so those that believe in the idea that "turnabout is fair play" might delight in how Rod Fontana plays the straw hat wearing buffoon as hotty Kristina Rose takes advantage of his horniness in the show. Sadly, the parody is only one scene long, a second scene tossed in having nothing to do with Max making it a little easier on the wallet but still lacking on the value scale for me. The company website described it like this: "We all know who this isn't...and we will never forget this hot scene...Our Max is worked over good..Gorgeous Kristina Rose has a way, a very verbal way to make Max feel so worthless. He is ass fucked, turned into a wimpy pony boy, she even gets her pretty foot right up his ass....All the while we are treated to some really nice vocals from our young Vixen....damn, it"s wrong, and I LOVE IT! Bonus Scene Andy San Dimas is a sweet young thing, and she invites you home to her house, why not? What could possibly go wrong? SHE IS INSANE...Thats what, watch every word you say, you WILL upset her, and when you do, sorry buddy , she bites your cock, ball busts you, screams, cries, fucks your ass, makes you eat her feet.....is it all worth it? Hell Yes...It's Andy San Dimas" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Kristina Rose, the attractive booty babe featured on the front cover, was up first wearing bright blue shorts and a neon green bikini top with a red top besides. She walked into the living room with Rod Fontana, the guy wearing Max's trademarked yellow shirt and straw hat, his probing hands rebuked by the lass after some minimal foreplay. I'm not an expert in Max movies but I've seen enough to think Rod really didn't portray him all that well, his look about the best thing about the persona he was handed. As he felt up Kristina, she told him "no" repeatedly, forcing him to cater to her feet, paddling him with a fuzzy pink paddle, riding him like a horse on the floor, and some ass worship action. She prodded his nuts and squeezed them too, smacking them around but then blew him enough to keep him interested. This led to her shoving gloved fingers and her foot into his ass, followed by a strap on dildo with a riding crop to keep him going. The scene was long but as the sole scene in the parody (the bonus scene having nothing to do with Max), it was kind of light, his minimal genetic juice and population pudding oozing around his hand from jerking off as he was planked.

Summary: This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody by director Michael Kahn for Debi Diamond Films could have been a lot better if it didn't rely on a sole scene for the movie itself, the advertising of the rest of the movie as a "bonus" truncating the amount of female domination fuck for the buck substantially. In terms of the parody, there were some light nods to Max that his detractors will appreciate and seeing Kristina Rose stuff all five of her toes in Rod's ass was definitely weird, but there is a LOT better Femdom material out there (not just in terms of technical matters since this one looked shitty) and as a true parody of the admittedly strange Max Hardcore, it fell far too short to rate as anything but Rent It. In short, while This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody unsuccessfully attempted to combine two genres in a single scene, it will likely gain some fans just by virtue of the sheer number of Max haters out there, the man still in prison for daring to make movies people wanted to buy using consenting adults. If the next trend in porn is to parody individuals in the industry, I have a mighty long list of candidates to receive similar treatment, just don't skimp on the footage next time, spend a couple more bucks for lights, and learn to edit the end result a lot better.


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