2010, 2:02, plus extras Director: Ivan With: Charley Chase, Kayme Kai, Lexi Love, Chastity Lynn, Hunter Bryce, McKenzee Miles; Tom Byron, Justice Young, Tommy Gunn, Jack Lawrence
The girl juice flies far and frequently in this solid fejaculation effort. The ever-mysterious liquid -- watery like piss, but not piss -- is shot out at regular intervals during each of the five scenes here, as each of the sexy girls seems to have a deep reservoir to draw from.
Unseen director/cameraman Ivan talks to the girls before each scene, then a naked guy, face initially unrevealed, steps up to be sucked on. Soon there's cunnilingus and humping in all positions, more cocksucking, then more screwing, with the girls usually yanking the dick out at the moment of orgasm to let their juice fly. Some squirt by having their pussy cock-slapped, others rub off to climax.
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Charley Chase -- who looks like Cameron Diaz if Cameron Diaz had brown hair and big natural tits -- and Hawaiian Kayme Kai double-team Tom Byron; Britney Spears look-alike Lexi Love has a hot one-on-one with Lord Byron; incredibly young-looking blonde Chastity Lynn balls bald Justice Young; Cindy Crawford-esque (except for the huge fake tits) Hunter Bryce has fun with ripped stud Tommy Gunn (she gives the best-looking head and has the most explosive gushes on the disc); and squirt veteran McKenzee Miles pops her cork repeatedly with Jack Lawrence (and even deep-throats his long fat impressive tool).
The high-definition program looks and sounds great throughout. After a few phone-sex and website ads at the start of the disc, it's quickly on to the still-frame main menu. The scene selection menu is full-motion, with the girls highlighted and named. Since the opening credits of the film show every girl squirting, thus killing any suspense, it's best to use the scene menu to start each scene and be a little surprised at how horny and wet these chatting, joking young ladies eventually get.
The DVD's chief extras are three trailers -- for "Unseasoned Players 3," "Seasoned Players 11: Salt and Pepper" and "All Natural Nurses" (with Charley Chase) -- a bonus scene from 2005's "Cumvert," with a deeply slutty Kylie Ireland and Manuel Ferrara, and behind-the-scenes footage. This last includes different angles on a lot of the squirting; we see the film proper's cameraman getting close to the action -- and trying to keep his lens from getting too wet. For those who need it, there is also a photo gallery.
THE LAST WORD
The ever-fascinating phenomenon of female ejaculation is gloriously on view here. Squirting has become such a porn commonplace that filmmakers no longer feel the need to even attempt to explain it (except, in this case, asking the girls when they first did it). Nevertheless, it remains mighty hot since it provides the visual proof of a type of female orgasm. We're a long way from early porn in which bored or distressed girls clearly couldn't wait for the guys to be done with it; the girls here clearly are enjoying themselves. Good behind-the-scenes footage is a nice bonus.