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Official Wife Swap Parody
Advice: Rent It
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Release Date: 9-28-2010
Director: Mike Quasar
Category: All Sex
Performers: Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Star,
Hype: Have you ever wondered if the wives are hornier on the other side of the fence?
Get ready to find out as two husbands hand over their keys, homes - and women - to each other and find out exactly how the other half screws. These traded XXX wives get thrown into every new position imaginable, learning how to feel their way through every new 'job' that cums their way. ZT's Official Wife Swap Parody gives a whole new meaning to being "thrust" into a new situation!
The Movie: A parody of the ABC series Wife Swap, this effort pairs-off six couples in an adventurous comedy of sex gone boob tube wild!
The DVD -
Audio/Video: Shot in High Definition, it is a crisp and bright picture with vivid colors.
The sound is excellent and in your face with clarity.
- Behind The Scenes Footage
- Photo Gallery
- Cum Shots
Parodies are the big thing in porn the last year and a half or so and Wife Swap, an ABC show, is done up here by Mike Quasar.
The first swap is an interracial one with Nyomi Banxxx and Bobbi Starr swapping hubbies. Nyomi's guy get paired with Bobbie and Bobbi's husband gets Nyomi, who turns out to be some sort of rapper in white and who Nyomi puts in his place. Rather than listen to him she buries his white face between her powerful dark thighs. He eats her for a nice period
of time and then she sucks his dick before placing her back on the bed to fuck her. Nyomi is a pretty woman with a good figure but appears to have a scar running across her stomach. She gets on top and rides hic cock in a good sequence showing her round ass bouncing up and down. They move around into some basic position before he fucks her doggie-style and shoots on her brown ass.
Over to the other house now we see Bobbi ascend the stairs and park herself beside Nyomi's hubby who is shirtless and reading a book. She is dressed in a slinky black short dress and is horny, which she proceeds to demonstrate by whipping his dick out to suck. She sucks the mammoth monster for a while before climbing on board and fucking the hell
out of it. This is a great sequence! He then abruptly stands and he cums in her open mouth. This was rather fast but it was exciting!
The next featured couples are Anthony Rosano with Sara Sloane and Julian Ann with James Deen. Julie and Anthony are well-off while Deen and Sloane are from the (ever-widening!) lower end of the economic spectrum. Sloan and Rosano get it on at his place on a couch when she gets in his pants and reveals his diamond cutter of a dick. She swallows the thing whole and they are off to the races. She is quite vocal as they fuck on the couch and the finale into her waiting mouth is nice, but the scene falls short as a keeper due to the rushed way they went about it.
Julia Ann and James Deen were better, but still the setup was a little stupid and I just can't see a sophisticated woman like Julia Ann fucking such a little asshole like Deen, but she has and she does here. Those paychecks must be awfully good! Julia Ann looks fantastic but does not wear any lingerie and that is our loss. She does kiss Deen a lot which is a plus in my book and is really vocal and says "fuck" a lot, which is also good for a porn scene, especially coming from such a beautiful woman. He shoots in her open mouth with tongue extended and she sucks him clean afterward, looking spent and with lust coming of her skin like heat off a highway!
Last up, Kagney Linn Karter gets paired up with Marco Banderas who is the hubby of Rebeca Linares who settles for Kagney's hubby Dane Cross. Rebeca takes it to Dane quite aggressively and is on top of him and grounding away at his crotch in no time. She is a brunette with big boobs and looks Latin. They orgasm rather quickly with him shooting into her open mouth and she licking it clean.
Marco tosses Kagney down on the bed and they are making out be two shakes have passed! She is wearing nothing more that a "little black dress" and Marco has it pulled down and up in no time, sucking both her huge breasts and licking her pussy. Kagney seemed to have multiple bruises up one leg!!?? She sucks his cock well but when she rides it there is not a lot of giddy-up there and the contrast between her pale white body and Marcos toned and tanned body are dramatic. The cum shot seemed anti-dramatic and was a let down excitement -wise.
The Ending -
What Worked: Some pretty girls and semi-exciting action
What Didn't: The women seemed to be half-way there, mentally and physically. The scenes seemed awfully quick. No one really seemed to be in this project.
Final Thoughts: Rent it for the Julia Ann scene only--the rest of it is just so much filler to me. This could have been so much better but something held it back and I cannot put my finger on it. Overall, It was just not enjoyable. And no matter how many players I put this disc into, I could not access the Extras.