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Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy #2


Studio: Kick Ass Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 12/24/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: All sex.
Director: Director
Cast: Lena Ramon, Gen Padova, Deja Daire, Brodi, Vanessa Michaels, Lee Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Steven St. Croix,Alex Rox, Reno.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 02:04
Condoms: None.
Bonus:One bonus point for condom-free sex.

Synopsis

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 2 is a continuation of Honey, We Blew Up your Pussy. The first episode is sort of a cross between an infomercial to market the Pussy Pump (you can buy the Kick Ass Pussy Pump for $39.95) and a hard-core sex movie. Director/actor Rod Fortuna plays "Dr. Pump," demonstrates the use of the pump to sexually dysfunctional couples, and either watches or joins in the action as the girl and her lover discover new heights of lust caused by her now super-sized pussy. You can read my entire review of Episode 1 on this site.

In Episode 2, the pump takes on a life of its own. Sure, the movie still feels somewhat like an infomercial (except that the intrepid Ron Jeremy gives the sales pitch instead of Rod Fortuna playing Dr. Pump). However, Dr. Pump is only needed in one scenario; in the other four scenes, the girls have already heard about the pump and bought one themselves or they readily purchase one from a door-to-door Pussy Pump Pusher (I kind of like that term!).

The Kick Ass Pussy Pump includes a couple of different-sized suction cups, rather like transparent drain plungers, a suction tube, disconnecting hose, and suction pump. To use the Pussy Pump, select a suction cup that will properly encase the woman's vagina (the cup has to seal above the clit and between the vagina and anus). Moisten the genital area (tongues or lube work perfectly here) and then place the suction cup over her genitals and have her press the cup tightly to her flesh. Attach the hose to the cup and to the vacuum pump and pull gently on the pump's handle to evacuate air from the cup. As you do so, the pussy pops up and begins filling the cup. Little-by-little, continue pumping until her pussy has completely filled the cup. Removing the cup too soon allows the flesh to quickly return to normal size. So, it appears that it is best to leave the cup on for a few minutes before removing it so that you can eat or fuck the gloriously pumped-up flesh. Although not shown in Episode 2, the Pussy Pump also comes with a suction tube that fits around the clit. Again, evacuating the tube with the Pump causes the flesh to expand exponentially. What a treat to suckle an absolutely humongous clit!

The Kick Ass Pussy Pump works on both clean-shaven and hairy pussies. Girls with both types of genital grooming are featured in the movie and both types received similar benefits.

Bottom line: I think Kick Ass is onto something. To make a pussy look so fucking nice and, at the same time, make the girl feel like a million bucks is, in my way of thinking, a real win-win situation.

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 2 is really worth a look. In fact, Scene One alone is of sufficient value to justify the expense of buying or renting the movie. Watch it today.

By the way, I think couples should not only watch this movie together, but should seriously consider buying the pump.

Check out some photos of the girls in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 2 here. Enjoy!

Review

Each of the five scenes in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 2 sizzles. The best part of each scene, in my opinion, is the "pump it up" portion that begins it. Watching the girl's pussy expand exponentially through the clear plastic suction cup is a real treat. However, watching the girl and her partner take real advantage of the swollen flesh while engaging in extremely satisfying--yet conventional--sex is also quite gratifying. From what I can gather--by watching the two episodes of Honey and by talking with Violet Blue (the cover girl of Episode 1), the Pump not only makes the pussy look good but also increases the girl's genital-area sensitivity. In other words, her pussy looks good to us and to her partner but also makes her feel better, too.

With the exception of Scene Two, all the sex is traditional vaginal. Scene Two does include some anal. However, there's nothing edgy about the sex: it's just good, old-fashioned, very rewarding sex utilizing some of the most visually and physically stimulating pussies you'll ever see.

Scene One

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I absolutely loved Scene One, which features the remarkable Gen Padova and Steven St. Croix. I've actually seen Gen perform in person when I was on set during the taping of one of Jewel de'Nyle's Babes in Pornland movies. Sadly, I didn't get to review any of Gen's work for quite a while until I saw her in Kick Ass Pictures' 5 Guy Cream Pie 9. Wow, she really kicked-ass in her scene! She really gives me what I want in a scene: real orgasms. There are some women who cum with such intensity, such power, such passion that you just want to hold them while their bodies quake. If you've ever seen Chloe or Cytheria cum, you know what I mean. Both of these girls have extremely short orgasm fuses and explode easily and often during their scenes. Of course, Cytheria not only quakes and shudders when she cums, but she also squirts an enormous amount of female ejaculate. Gen Padova's orgasms are just as strong, just as body-wracking, and just as delightful as Chloe's and Cytheria's. In other words, they're awesome and I, for one, would really like to feel her in my arms when she climaxes. Gen is up for the 2005 X-Rated Critic's Association Unsung Siren Award. I voted for her and hope that she wins. In any case, when the Scene begins, Steven St. Croix knocks on Gen's door and tries to sell her various items including Duct Tape and umbrellas. Steven is no salesman and can't interest her in anything until he gets to the Pussy Pump. Gen, being a "total valley girl," is constantly horny and is immediately intrigued by the Pump. She invites Steven into her home and, within seconds after sitting with him on her couch, she's naked so that he can demonstrate the pump. As always, the Pump makes Gen's pussy so attractive. Gen likes her pussy's appearance and giggles as she explains how it feels: "I could totally imagine like a chick giving a guy head." Gen is really adorable while her pussy is expanding! Once she's "blown-up," and her pussy completely fills the suction cup, they remove the cup. DAMN, her engorged pussy is fine! Steven plays with her labia and clit and probes her vagina with his fingers as she squirms and wiggles in ecstasy until she cums for the first of innumerable times. Later, Gen gives Steven a very slobbery blow/handjob that causes her to repeatedly choke, especially when she deep-throats him (the camera captures her swollen pussy in the foreground while she gobbles on his dick in the background). After they spend some time in 69, during which Gen repeatedly and violently cums all over Steven's face, they wildly fuck vaginally in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie, missionary, and spoon positions. More important than the positions are Gen's countless body-trembling orgasms! Damn, she's absolutely amazing! I WANT HER! Of course, her hugely swollen pussy is a sight to behold, too! And, her enthusiasm--as well as her fervent and high-energy moves--is delightful! This award-worthy scene ends when Steven blows a forceful and abundant stream of semen all over the outside of Gen's pussy, belly, and tits while she giggles and her whole body trembles and shivers through another orgasm. Steven scoops up his cum with his fingers and feeds it to her. She swallows. Five plus stars. Outstanding.


Scene Two

It's hard to follow an exceptional scene like Scene One, but Lena Ramon and her partner Reno do a credible job in Scene Two. The couple is in a nicely converted garage playing strip pool. According to their improvised rules, Lena has to strip off her clothes when she misses a shot. She's a cute all-natural brunette with a nicely cropped--but not shaven--pussy. When it's time for Reno's last shot, Lena straddles the pocket and spreads her pussy lips wide so he can sink his ball inside. However, her pussy is just too small. So, Dr. Pump (Rod Fontana) appears to solve their problem. Dr. Pump has Lena lie on top of the pool table and shows them how to enlarge her pussy with the Pump (her nicely-cropped genital hair doesn't interfere with the Pump's performance). Of all the ten girls I've seen use the Pump, Lena is the only one to mention discomfort and trepidation during the initial "pump-it-up" experience. Even so, the Pump makes her pussy look absolutely superb: in fact, it even sucks her milky-white juices out of her vagina! I LOVE HER HUGE, JUICY, AND GORGEOUS PUSSY! In fact, I think Lena's is the most attractive "pumped-up" pussy of all ten I've seen. Even though Lena experiences some irritation as her pussy is engorged, the process pays big dividends when she and Reno fuck later on. After Reno removes the cup from Lena's pussy, he gives her plump pussy a pleasurable workout with his tongue (outstanding close-ups and camera angles). Lena trembles and squeals with delight as Pump-magnified sensations course through her. Later, after reattaching the Pump, she kneels doggie-style, atop the pool table, and gives Reno an inspired, very slobbery, and memorable blowjob (lots of slurping) while he reaches over and fingers her asshole and spanks her butt. Vaginal sex begins missionary style as Reno slips his huge cock inside Lena's inflated pussy (excellent close-ups) and pounds her with long, deep, and frenzied strokes (nice gapes). Meanwhile, Lena cries, shouts, and gasps for breath. Later, they transition to doggie for more balls-deep vaginal sex. Then, Lena rolls onto her side so that Reno can slip his cock into her asshole from behind. Believe me, Lena's engorged pussy looks absolutely stunning as it winks open and closed in sync with Reno's anal thrusts! Thoughtfully, Reno uses his hands to spread her butt cheeks wide so we can get a better look. As the scene continues, they fuck anally in the doggie position. Then, after Lena cleans his ass-covered cock with her mouth, she sticks out her long and pointed tongue and opens her greedy mouth to accept his load. He jacks off onto her tongue, face, hair, and tits and then she spits out his semen as the camera zooms in tight to capture her oh-so-pretty cum-covered face. Although Lena screams a lot--and really seems to enjoy herself--I don't think she came during the scene. Four stars!


Scene Three

Box cover girl Brodi is my kind of girl. She's a long- and raven-haired all natural beauty who appears to be 18 or so (she's very young-looking). When Scene Three first opens, she's wearing a skimpy halter top and extremely low-cut jeans that barely cover her clit. I love her not only for her cute body, lightning-bolt tattoos, and slut-like outfit, but also for her independent attitude. You see, after hearing about the Pussy Pump, she went ahead and ordered one for herself. She's definitely not one to wait around until somebody buys her the toy of her dreams. Anyway, when her Pump arrives, she can't figure out how to use it. So, she calls the toll-free help line and, within seconds, Kick Ass technician Tony Tedeschi is there in person to provide one-on-one instruction. Brodi can't wait to get started. So, while Tony is explaining how to assemble the Pump, she strips off all her clothes (God, I love her tight light body) and snuggles tight to Tony who is sitting on her elegant bed while explaining the Pump's use. Again, the Pump does absolute wonders to Brodi's bald-shaven pussy. While the Pump does works its magic, Brodi becomes horny and impatient: "Why don't you get naked and put your cock in my mouth?" Who could resist such an offer? Brodi takes Tony's flaccid penis into her mouth and quickly vacuums it to full mast. After discovering that the Pump has completed it's pussy-expanding task, Tony removes the suction cup and gives her swollen lips and clit one of his trademark cunnilingus sessions (nobody eats pussy better than Tony!). Meanwhile, Brodi's milky-white girl-juice flows from her pussy while she groans contentedly. Soon later, Brodi straddles Tony's rigid dick and inches her body down until he's completely inside her tight and inflated pussy. Then, while she squeals with delight and talks nasty, he reams her fast and deep (her inflated pink labia look SO fine!). As they continue to please each other, they fuck vaginally in the spoon (excellent close-ups of Brodi's puffy and saturated pussy swallowing Tony's rod), doggie, and missionary positions. Throughout all these positions, Brodi squeals and shouts in ecstasy and encourages Tony with somewhat-nasty talk. To finish up, Tony blasts his load onto Brodi's smiling face. Four stars.


Scene Four

I am mad about Vanessa Michaels' body. She's a voluptuous blond with humongous natural boobs. In fact, when flat-chested girls go to plastic surgeons, what they want is what Vanessa has. Not only are her boobs first rate, but she's not too skinny. She's not at all fat, but her fine flesh does cover her bones and provide a little something for her partner to nuzzle and grab onto of during sex. When Scene Four begins, Vanessa is asleep on her black-leather couch while her boyfriend, Alex Rox, snoops through her closet. Alex is dismayed--and a little jealous--when he finds a Pussy Pump among her belongings. Vanessa awakens and is initially angry that Alex has been going through her stuff. She quickly reacts to his suspicions: "It gives me pleasure. Big deal!" I agree with you, Vanessa. She's soon able to convince him that they can use it together. So, she strips off her clothes (Damn, her tits are amazing...and her bejeweled bald pussy is first-class, too!) and shows Alex how to use the Pump. As always, the Pump does a remarkable job. Intrigued, Alex is soon wielding the controls while groping and suckling her magnificent boobs, soft womanly belly, and delectable thighs. Really, guys, it shouldn't take you long to see the advantage of the Pump! Once her pussy has completely filled the plastic suction cup, Alex removes the cup and goes down on her spit-lubricated pussy. Alex's tongue pays particular attention to her swollen clit and clit-hood ring. However, he doesn't neglect her labia nor does he forget to tongue-fuck her. He also uses multiple fingers to ream her bulging pussy while licking her clit. Meanwhile, Vanessa plays with and suckles her big boobs while panting and moaning with pleasure. After Vanessa spends some time sucking and stroking Alex's cock (nice shots of her bountiful boobs), she mounts him cowgirl style and hurls her body up and down with animalistic intensity (her puffy pussy lips wrapped around his cock look superb). Alex fucks her back, their two bodies joining in perfect synchronization. Meanwhile, Vanessa's big breasts hypnotize Alex: while he's not sucking them, he stares at them intently. After a while, Alex, who is quite muscular and strong, lifts Vanessa and gently lays her down on the couch so he can fuck her spit-soaked pussy missionary style while she fingers her clit and her magnificent breasts bounce delightfully. In due course, they also fuck in the spoon (great position to show off her inflated pussy), doggie, reverse cowgirl (great bouncing-boob shots), and modified missionary (she lies on her side instead of on her back). Eventually, Vanessa shouts, "You gonna cum for me, baby? I want it bad!" That's all the invitation that Alex needs. She then takes his thick and sticky semen on her pierced tongue and on her chin (she doesn't swallow). Four stars!


Scene Five

Scene Five has all the makings of a memorable romp. After all, it features my favorite male performer, Lee Stone. I think Lee is superb because he is so strong that he can easily pick up and toss the girls around during sex. He can also readily fuck them in the standing position, a difficult position of which I am quite fond. Lee's partnered with Deja Daire, a young woman whose exotic looks in online photos have mesmerized me for some time. This is the first time I've had the good fortune to watch her fuck. When the scene begins, a delivery boy drops off a package to Lee Stone's house. Thinking it's for him, he opens it. He's quite surprised to find it contains a Pussy Pump. Upon closer inspection, he discovers that the name and address on the package belong to his neighbor. So, he calls her and invites her to come pick up her package. When she arrives, she knows immediately what it is: "I'm really excited about it. Do you want to see? I'll show you!" Hell, yes! Without further ado, Deja tears off her clothes, apples some lube to the suction cup, positions it over her pussy, and enlists Lee's help to work the suction pump. Bold Deja demurs, "Do you mind if I get a little closer?" Of course Lee doesn't mind. So, she snuggles up close and together they expand her pussy to delightful proportions. During the extreme close-ups, be sure to watch the actual expansion of Deja's pussy through the clear plastic suction cup. Of all the pussies I've seen expanded with the Pump, it is easiest to see the actual effect of the suction on Deja. While per pussy is being expanded, Deja giggles sweetly and watches intently while groping Lee's cock through his jeans. I think that of all ten girl's I've seen use the Pump, Deja enjoys the actual "pumping-up" process most. She really delights in the whole process: "I'm SO horny!!" She reacts to her own lust by stripping off Lee's jeans so she can greedily gobble, stroke, and deep-throat his cock (this is very good fellatio). Lee shows his appreciation by finger-fucking her asshole and by spitting into her wide-open mouth. She then uses his saliva to lubricate his dick. Meanwhile, the Pump continues to work its magic. Lee and Deja enjoy some very physical and highly erotic vaginal sex in lots of positions--(missionary, standing, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, doggie)--sometimes more than once. Lee tosses her little body from one position to another and wildly fucks her in the standing position on more than one occasion. Deja is no slouch: she fucks him back just as hard as he fucks her. Eventually, their high-energy, animalistic, and lusty moves pay off big for Deja when she has repeated screaming orgasms. Of course, Lee cums, too: in her mouth. Nasty Deja swallows his whole load! Frankly, after this high-energy scene, it wouldn't surprise me if both Lee and Deja had to take a nap! Five stars.

 

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): Overall, the video is quite respectable. Although imperfect in some regards, the lighting is generally adequate, camera angles and close-ups superb, and the editing effective (I never got the impression that I missed something). The image is clean and sharp with no fuzziness, pixelization, or other digital aftereffects. Four stars.

Audio (technical): The stereo audio is crisp and clear. Music does not overshadow the sounds of sex and the dialog was well recorded. Four stars.

Extras: The Extras are about average and include a blooper reel, text-based performer biographies, previews, and the like. As always, I like the full-motion fetish menus that Kick Ass always includes on its disks. After you select which girl you want to watch, you can choose Tease, Blow Up, Oral Sex, Sex, Cum Shot, and so on. Three Stars.

Aesthetics:
The locations, make-up, wardrobe, and so on are above average and an improvement over the aesthetics in Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy Part 1. There's no musical soundtrack to evaluate. Four stars.

 

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.40
Average video rating: 4.00
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 4.00
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.08

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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