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Not Charlie's Angels XXX


Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 11/13/10



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

 Studio: XPlay

Genre: Parody

Category: All Sex

Director: Will Ryder

Length:  138 minutes

Date of Production: 6/23/2010 to 6/30/2010  

Extras: Two behind the Scenes segments, trailers, extra footage, commentaries, a story only version of the movie, director reel, commercial, 3 extra scenes of solo masturbation scenes with Madison Scott, Zenia Heart, and Nichole Ray, and Bloopers and Outakes  

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Both were very good. The theme music was pretty accurate and nifty to hear after all these years. Vocals could be heard by me without cranking the volume. You know, it looked very clear and colorful and I could plainly hear everything I needed to hear. That is usually a pretty good recommendation.

Cast:  Sunny Leone, Breanne Benson, Madison Ivy, Marcus London, Vicki Chase, Eric John, Lexi Swallow, Dirty Harry, Cassandra Cruz, Andy San Dimas, Seth Gamble, Heather Starlet, Eric Swiss

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Overview: A parody of the old television show where three women recruited from the police force undertake special missions for a guy named Charlie, this parody revolves around a plot to kidnap dancers from Studio 54 and find themselves in the middle of a drug ring. The costumes and sets ring true of the era and the acting is probably as good as the originals!

There is a lot going on in this movie and I will try to capture the essence of what I saw.

Sunny Leone, the best thing in this movie and the star as far as I am concerned, gets it on with Breanne Benson. Both women were very good looking and the scene was exciting. A lot of pussy rubbing and oral action combined with some dildo play near the end. A good scene.

Wearing an outfit from those weird 1970’s (lime green go-go boots!), Madison Ivy sucks a guys cock in an office and then fucks him in several positions. The blond Madison has some very nice boobs and fucks aggressively in this scene. The guy shoots on her open mouth in a drippy, gooey finale that is very nice looking.

Lexi Swallow tries to get some information from a skuzzy looking guy by sucking his dick in an office setting, the scene off-putting because he is so damn ugly. Please skip it.

Concurrently, Vickie Chase takes a guy from the dance floor of a disco to the ladies room where she sucks his dick and then fucks him. Aqua go-go boots and a flowered dress do not a good scene make. Another several minutes wasted.

Cassandra Cruz, Andy San Dimas, and Seth Gamble get it on in a bedroom scene and the resultant 3-some is one of the best in this flick. There is a lot of aggressive action here and I liked this scene for its nastiness and the finale in which Seth shoots on one girl and they both cleanse his dick of the residue. Not bad!

Heather Starlet was in the sixth and final scene with a guy on a couch. The sex was good, but Heather was not that hot and seemed pensive in her actions. She took a load to her mouth but the effect was anti-climatic. This scene started good but ended weakly.

Summary: People, I really tried to like this movie, but only ended up liking a couple of the women and scenes. My opinion here and one shared by my wife were that the guys, for the most part, were butt-ugly. The production values were pretty good but the casting, at least on the male side, was piss-poor. I can only recommend you Rent this thing as it is one of most poorly handled parodies I have seen in porn, of late—but give me time.

 



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