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Cheaters Retreat

Studio: Sweet Sinner » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 11/22/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Feature

Director: Nica Noelle

Cast: Darla Crane, Rayveness, Magdalene St. Michaels, Chastity Lynn, Nick Manning, Sean Michaels, Wolf Hudson. Non-sex roles: Deluxe, Alexander St. Pierre

Length: 122 minutes

Date of Production: 4/16/2010, 4/18/2010

Extras: The only item is the nice looking photo gallery. 

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid.

Overview: Cheaters Retreat is a feature presentation from the studio Sweet Sinner and distributed by Mile High Media. The entertaining plotline which was written by Nica Noelle features three dysfunctional couples who attend a therapy vacation to save their fractured relationships. The very talented cast of Darla Crane, Rayveness, Magdalene St. Michaels, Chastity Lynn, Nick Manning, Sean Michaels, and Wolf Hudson give very good acting and incredible sexual performances. Nick Manning is the guru with a very successful track record of fixing relationships. As to the essence of this film, it's important to note that John Blitt, Mile High Media's vice-president, had mentioned in a company press release dated November 3, 2010, that "A lot of people are going to be able to connect with Cheaters Retreat. The ability to get even more from an adult movie than an orgasm is one of the reasons consumers continue to look to Sweet Sinner for couples oriented movies." I agree with Mr. Blitt's assessment. Nica Noelle is always aware of her target audience when she writes her scripts. However, she is also aware of her cast. Many of her films are written with a particular character and performer in mind. She cares about her cast members. As a matter of fact, many of them are true good friends of hers.    

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Scene One: Darla Crane is strolling around the scenic compound and sits on the ground to write down her thoughts. Suddenly, Nick Manning finds her and sits down and they chat briefly. Moments later, they are kissing and the heat can be felt coming out from the screen. I was feeling stuffy as more of their bodies were exposed to nature. The kissing action and body language feels sensual. As he sucks her left breast, Darla moans exquisitely. Then, Nick orally delves onto her pretty womanhood and applies a very concentrated tongue massage on it. At times, she giggles and squirms from sheer enjoyment. Next, her cocksucking activity is stimulating as she applies solid effort on it and her head bobs nicely. Their mish moments are passionate and intimate even though Nick's technique is not rapid in motion. Meanwhile, Darla's continuous moans sound hot. Overall, most of their remaining vaginal screwing performance has the same tone and hotness except for their cowgirl action which raises the energy and excitement level to new heights. After another mish, but this time it's very emotional and intense, he cums at her much pleased open mouth.    
Scene Two: Chastity Lynn comes onto Sean Michaels on the couch. She unbuttons his shirt and kisses his face. The guy feels reluctant at first, but then gets into the mood and their make out session begins. I was squirming in my seat. The heavy breathing and tender fondling increases the heat factor. Chastity looks very cute on his lap as he caresses and sucks her breasts. I was feeling stuffy and had to take a couple of deep breathes. This scene is sexy. His oral massage on her beauty spot makes her squirm, pant heavily, and moan with delight. Chastity's body looks very pretty. Afterwards, the woman is stroking his cock as she kisses his body. Then, her blow job action is quite determined and hot. I continued to feel stuffy. Her bobbing head looks cute. Next, the cockriding action looks emotional as her enthusiasm and pain becomes more intensified from his very long dick. The stress on her face and body are very apparent during the mish moments whereas during the doggie fuck, Chastity looks more pleased. I like their kissing moments while he fucks her. It adds intimacy to the emotional scene. Finally, he strokes off on her after mishing her again. 
Scene Three: After chatting a bit, Magdalene St. Michaels kisses Wolf Hudson. The turned-on man is quite receptive to her gesture and they begin kissing. Moments later, he is laying on top of her as their lip lock activity continues. Once again, I felt stuffy while watching another make out session from this movie. The shots from the ceiling look hot as Magdalene's legs are spread apart and Wolf is laying in between them. He is sucking her breasts nicely. Later, the guy is sucking her pretty vaginal gem while Magdalene is taking his actions in. Eventually, his persistent oral suction makes the lovely woman moan with enjoyment since she is getting off by it. Once again, the shots from above enhance Magdalene's attractive body. Meanwhile, the chemistry between them is good. Then, her sensual cocksuck is mesmerizing. I was falling for her completely. Then, the vaginal lovemaking occurs with the cowgirl ride. The tone of their screwing performance is intimate and then, it gains in raw passion. Then, their missionary moments are very intense and emotional. The audience can feel the woman's quivering body and tight embrace on the man through the screen. My eyes were glued to the screen. Her moans enhance this emotional performance. At the end, he pulls out and strokes off at her open mouth and face.
Scene Four: Since Rayveness threatens to tell the entire group of Wolf Hudson's tryst, he kisses her with zealousness. After a brief hot-blooded lip lock session outdoors, the pair is seen indoors on a bed. Their make out session feels personal and heated. His titty sucking actions look cool and Rayveness' face shows fond approval. Later, his pussy sucking behavior is concentrated and energetic. Meanwhile, the dark-haired beauty's smile is adorable and her facial expressions show signs of intense glee and turned-on satisfaction. Afterwards, the much pleased woman sucks his cock with a sexy, but yet, hearty appetite. The cockriding moments are quite active and emotional. Rayveness' vocal urgings and moans are toe-curling hot. The entire bed is shaking. Then, their doggie screw occurs and Wolf fucks her hard and rapid. As to their missionary activity, the intensity heightens as he continues to fuck her steadily rough. I could imagine how her pussy must have felt like from her emotional bursts. Lastly, he pulls out and shoots his load on her tummy.

Final Thoughts: Cheaters Retreat is one of the best movies that Nica Noelle has ever written and directed. It definitely is her best series. I can't wait to see the next installment. Each troubled relationship has captivating story lines. Nick Manning's role has award nomination stamped all over it as well as his sex scene with Darla Crane. Wolf Hudson, Rayveness, and Magdalene St. Michaels also deserve award notice for their sex scenes. Rayveness and he are hot together. As for Magdalene St. Michaels, her sensual and emotional sexual performance is the best Boy-Girl session that I have ever seen her in. With the addition of Nica Noelle's fabulous screenwriting and directing work, this movie deserves seven award nominations including best feature. I highly recommend Cheaters Retreat to both couples and non-couples. The only suggestion that I can offer in order to make this movie better is to give the characters longer speaking roles.

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