Extras: The best extra was the exclusive bonus tease scene lasting 9:30 minutes, Jenna Haze looking as tasty as ever in her lingerie in the well lit room. The next best extra was the 51:45 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where the cast and crew all prepared for the scenes, busty Nicole DD helping make the ladies all they could be. There was a photogallery, popshot recap, and a helpful cast list as well, all of the extras located on the second disc.
Tori Black with Prince Yahshua
Audio/Video Quality: Legs Up Hosed Down was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Jenna Haze for Jules Jordan Video using the MPEG-2 encoding and 480i resolution you would expect of a standard definition title. In order to allow her to participate in most scenes (including the solo work), Jenna hired outside help (the talented Van Styles again) to work the camera and handle the majority of technical matters, infusing her own ideas with his expertise for this latest effort that was pleasing sexually. The lighting was flat and even most of the time (there were fewer attempts at "style" this time, allowing Jenna and friends to really shine better and brighter), still better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a few of Van's recent efforts elsewhere. There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats, but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes (Van Styles still on the editing board here too, though it seemed like he may have taken the day off a on some of the scenes here both in shooting as well as cleaning them up) with the video bitrate seemed close to 3.8 Mbps rate most of the time I spot checked it. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good but I really did not think the movie was as polished looking as his own works these days, invoking a different look most of the time despite his dominance on the technical aspects of the movie. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (192 Kbps bitrate with a 48 kHz sampling rate) but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances. Still, I could hear all the vocals and moaning needed to enhance the visual experience.
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Body of Review: Jenna Haze has been one of the most successful ladies in porn for years now, always looking barely legal, offering the best hardcore sexual skills, and giving fans what they want with her directorial efforts at Jules Jordan Video. To say she pretty much owns both sides of the camera would be accurate to a fault, her latest release a fetish enthusiasts dream with the double disc extravaganza called Legs Up Hosed Down: Special Edition. As expected, the discs were full of tremendous amounts of tease, foot fetish, panty hose, and related kinks, the movie itself clocking in at almost five and a half hours of all new material. The extras included some bonus footage too, the nearly hour long BTS a wealth of information for fans of the lovely cast members like Zoe Voss, Lily LaBeau, April O’Neil and others; making it another winner right out of the gate as it were. Keeping in mind that I love great legs but I’m not a dedicated enthusiast when it comes to these kinks, I figured I’d enjoy them all the same given the amount of hardcore sex they were offered up with, including a bunch of anal action for those who care.
Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, and Jenna Haze
The back cover described the scenes like this: “Got a fetish for fishnets? Zoe & I have a filthy time with my all-time favorite fuck, Scott Nails! Tori's teal panty-hose tease & seduce, tempting your prick to explode! Prince tears into them training her tight ass! Watch April lather her long legs, making them smooth & silky...before James makes use of those luscious limbs! We may look innocent but Faye, Lexi & I prove that ballerinas are not all prim & proper. We prefer pussy-eating to pirouettes! Marie has to have the tightest body I've ever shot! Her strong sexy stems wrap around Mark, sucking his prick dry! Let go with Lily! She does very naughty things with her black stockings to satisfy even the biggest nylon pervert! I get dressed up in couture lingerie for a hotel anal booty call with Voodoo. The result is sheer "Haziery"!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jenna Haze and Zoe Voss, the two beautiful gals with the black “eye” makeup on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, were up first with studly Scott Nails. There was a lot of devotion to legs, feet, and the apparel on the lower appendages with the initial tease done in an attractive black & white “look”, the artistic bent not getting in the way of the strokable footage. The music and slow pacing enhanced the tease in a way that I wouldn’t want to be overdone, the switch to color coming when Scott entered the picture on the large white couch. The ladies went for each other in lesbian fashion that continued the erotic nature of the tryst, rubbing pussies and kissing, even Jenna going down on Zoe before they double teamed Scott’s raging boner. There was the use of hand to gland combat with plenty of oral, some dirty talk upgrading it before the ladies shared his cock in a variety of vaginal positions. They remained playful and Zoe eventually took the load of genetic juice to her snatch for Jenna to lick at, the gal giving him some post coital head as well and feeding Zoe some of the spunk. There was lots of chemistry here and the scene finished up around the 49 minute mark of the flick.
Scene Two: Tori Black, the hotty laid out in bright blue stretch pants on the top middle of the front cover, was up next tackling the big black dick possessed by Prince Yahshua. She was working out and doing some stretches, her sheer attire showing everything gloriously in detail as she danced around the house. Once on the couch, she masturbated until he was on top of her, the guy sucking her tits as his hands roamed her lean body. The camera moved around more than most times during this one, the less steady hand a bit distracting, but the couple provided a good show all the same with his oral talents showcased before her own. It was an active vaginal ride and Tori was very vocal, almost too vocal, but Prince played along and sucked her feet to help excite her, allowing them to move to anal penetration in doggy once they had each done more oral on one another. Tori did some ATM between positions and both were covered in sweat as they passionately went all out to go crazy here, Prince holding her head as she gazed up at him to receive the large wad of population pudding he unloaded into her mouth.
Scene Three: April O’Neil, the exceptionally attractive brunette seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she bathed in a high end setting, the soap suds filling every nook and cranny her sweet form offered. She took time to tease in a seductive manner, soon shaving her legs clean before toweling off and having James Deen come up behind her. He paid some oral attention to her feet and she rewarded him with a fine hummer, the guy going down on her ass and pussy before plowing her pussy in a truly hard manner as she cried out passionately. They were into one another and the camera caught the action in a variety of angles that appealed to me, their bathtub antics looking great especially as she sort of titty fucked him (bouncing in the water while he sat on the edge. This was apparently how his seed came to populate her chest, their knowing glances solidifying my belief that they were into each other.
Jenna Haze in the bonus scene
Scene Four: Lexi Belle, Jenna Haze, and Faye Reagan, were all up as the last performers on the first disc. They were wearing ballerina outfits as seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, the colorful attire not stopping this lesbian tryst from becoming just as heated as any of the other scenes. They caressed each other, ate each other out, and deployed toys for penetrative purposes, the yelling being the only thing that distracted me in the slightest from the sexual action going on here. They routinely kissed passionately and seemed to meld together at times, each savoring their chance to eat and be eaten in style. Jenna was the leading force of the scene but all of them gave in to the fun, Faye quieter than Lexi but adding her own dynamic as a result.
Scene Five: Marie Luv, the sexy black gal wearing colorful attire seen on the middle of the left hand side on the cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. Her ass looked as appealing as ever and she proved to remain athletic too, the seductive moves she displayed working well with the timing of the music. Having watched her over the years, I can state that Marie looked better than ever as she pranced about the living room setting, her leotard riding up her ass crack in a heavenly manner, a wet spot showing when Mark Ashley entered the picture. He concentrated on getting her off, massaging her pretty pussy and going down on her once she slobbed his knob (as well as gave him a very short foot job), the vaginal positions showing her initially on the passive side. This led to some heated anal penetration where the expression on her face was truly inspired, Mark tapping that sweet black ass like he was zoning out. They continued until he eventually rubbed out a wad of semen on her ass, some of his seed oozing down her snatch crack due to her milking him dry.
Scene Six: Lily LaBeau, the fetching beauty seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she teased in full lingerie regalia (the same outfit as shown on the cover), her nylon-related tease very strokable. Her tease continued on a large platform bed in the middle of the room until Mick Blue and Toni Ribas came at her from different directions, each lifting a leg to engage in warming her up orally. They played with her feet and used her legs for dry humping purposes, kissing her aggressively until she took turns blowing them like a seasoned professional. Lily’s oral skills were wonderful and Mick even gave her some head as she throated Toni, the guys soon taking turns drilling her pussy and getting head as she strove to please them. This included her sucking ball sacks and gyrating her hips when being plugged, the vaginal only nature of the penetration enough to satisfy me thanks in no small part to how active she was. The enthusiastic performers finished up when Lily knelt before them and they jerked out their spunk to her open mouth, the gal savoring every last drop before “flossing” with her panty hose.
Scene Seven: Jenna Haze, looking as fine as ever in some brown lingerie, was up last as she teased in low level lighting for yet another stylish look. Her application of the hose was interesting, even stimulating, just as her looks were what drove most of my desire, Voodoo joining her with his own new “bad boy” look. He began by licking her feet and showing appreciation for her dainty digits just as their kissing led to her jerking him off with her feet. She also used her hand to gland abilities, then progressing to giving him a devoted blowjob, her eye contact exceptionally inviting. He choked her a little and it turned her on, Voodoo snacking on her pussy until it was time to begin the penetrative positions, the active vaginal followed by some surprisingly athletic anal with loads of taste testing. Jenna started preparing for the anal with several of her own fingers inserted into her ass as he pounded her pussy, the guy moving forth to milk his cock silly as he went deeper and deeper over time. The scene closed up when he beat out a round of semen to her feet, Jenna licking them and her hose clean of his spew.
Summary: Legs Up Hosed Down by director Jenna Haze for Jules Jordan Video was as perfect a movie for those into legs, pantyhose, and related fetishes as I have ever seen, the crossover appeal into a more general audience what made it so easy to rate as Highly Recommended. If you are into such things, it should be considered a must have but all the planning, the great casting, the willingness to try all sorts of different approaches to serve up a healthy, some might say obsessive amounts of fuck for the buck (the movie lasted nearly six hours with the exclusive bonus scene included, more with the lengthy BTS) all making this a wonderful exercise to prove that despite economic times, some directors manage to go all out for fans. In short, Legs Up Hosed Down: Special Edition was the kind of movie that might not seem like it appeals to a wider audience but in fact manages to serve a specific crowd, in this case leg enthusiasts, but draw in the rest of us as well. That is not easy to do and in almost all cases the scenes were full of replay value, strokability, and wonderfully attractive ladies, making me wonder what fetish will she attack next?
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